Funniest Audiobooks Novels & Stories

"NOOOO DETKAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEEHEHEHS-STOP! STOP HAHAHAHA!" Panicked laughter erupted from her small body like a volcano as she twisted and turned in a frantic attempt to escape. Smirking, I kissed her twitching belly button and sat up reluctantly. “I’ve never met someone so ticklish! Don’t forget to breathe, detka...” I watched with a grin as she panted and struggled to catch her breath all while curling into a giggly ball. Honestly, I thought it was the most adorable thing in the world and as a result couldn’t ever pass up an opportunity to drive her crazy.

He finally finished and the others laughed and cheered. “Awkward to admit, but that turned me on,” Elsa mused and the others laughed. “Who’s next?” The nasty stories went on and Saïda kept cringing over and over. Asahd laughed so hard at her. Saïda heard all sorts of things that she wasn’t even sure were possible. They amused and shocked her at the same time. Sometimes she would burst out laughing at the absurdity and oddness of the things she heard. ′Oh my! They are the sickest people ever! How is that even possible?? Eeeeeewwww.′

"Sir Flufftail, armed with nothing but a spoon and an oversized helmet, declared loudly, 'Fear not, dear citizens! I shall conquer the pudding monster!' before promptly falling face-first into a bowl of raspberry jelly." I couldn't remember the last time I'd laughed like that real, belly-aching laughter that made my eyes water. Sinking deeper into a cozy chair, the book still clutched in my hands, a smile stretched across my face until eventually, without realizing it, I drifted off to sleep.

“Emma, come here.” “But, I need to….” She tried to pull away from me. I knew she wanted to set her books down, and I knew she hated that I was touching her, but I needed my friends fixed, both of them, and there was only one person who could do that. He was telling a story as we approached, and I didn’t want to interrupt, but I also couldn’t wait too long either. “And then, wouldn’t you know it, but that bear totally left my lunchbox alone and ate every last crumb of my brother’s sandwich!” The kids standing around Mr. Horton’s desk laughed as if that was the funniest thing they’d ever heard in their lives. “And that’s why you don’t always have to be fast—you just have to be faster than the

I must not have been the only one who found her laughter irritating. I still didn't know what she found funny. It hasn't even been up to a minute, and she switched like that. She should be worshipping and bowing down at me for saving her life and yet, she decides to laugh at me. Crazy bitch! After a long moment of silence, Charles spoke. "Nothing is funny, Audrey. Don't forget you almost killed her." I bit on my lower lips to control my laughter from bursting out. Guess who is laughing now? I had the last laugh.

Realizing what he had done, he sighed, and his shoulders sagged. “Buckley watches documentaries on his laptop. As-“ His eyes went wide as they landed on his mother and her cocked eyebrow as she realized what he started to say. “He doesn’t know how to use headphones and we all get to listen to whatever he has on. Lately it’s been Greek and Roman history.” “At least you are learning something.” Jaxon laughed. “I sympathize.” Ty gave him a small salute. “There’s a guy on shift that listens to audiobooks. Let me correct that. There’s a guy that plays audiobooks for the rest of us.”

Not one chained to me. "We walked down the hall into the library. I could hear children giggling as Audra told them a wild story about giants and beanstalks. I smiled as we rounded the corner just in time to see her reenactment of a giant. I let out a laugh gaining her attention. She looked at me in shock before turning to the children.

I clicked one article, then another, and then the audio. It was Lucy's voice, alright and she was begging to be his mistress. I covered my mouth, holding a shock, then giggled. I knew instantly it was fake but it was so good, anyone would believe it. I listened to the clip once, then twice. And by the third time, I was laughing so hard I had to hold my stomach. It echoed loudly in my apartment. “Oh my god,” I gasped, wiping tears from the corners of my eyes. “She’s done. Finished. He had her buried alive!”