Funniest Dark Humor Jokes Novels & Stories

This is the first time to see him, in a better view, but I kept my chin up and stay tough. "When someone has found himself, tied and blindfolded inside a dark room, with someone hovering over him. Look at your wrist, it's bruised. Do you really think you could trust, and just ask to go home? Silly." He smirked and took a step, making me scrunch my face in confusion as he burst out laughing. It's getting really annoying.

, Jae-eun exclaimed. "What a surprise! You're not as dumb as I had imagined.", he replied as he gazed at her. "What?! You called me dumb?!", She confronted him. "Are you also deaf? Didn't you hear me?", he inquired. "Ah sure, I'm so lucky that Mr Sangwan appreciated me. As a return gift take this.", she said as she threw her plate which was full of food towards Sangwan "How is it?", she laughed at him. "How dare you?!" Sangwan shouted. "You both, stop acting like kids. Do you consider yourselves as some characters of cartoon-like Tom and Jerry?", a moment of silence was spread as Hangyeol questioned both of them in his calm yet deep voice.

I love it when Jorge smiles at me. We were laughing about my latest pay in Cards Against Humanity. The black card asked us to complete the sentence, “Nothing in life is certain except death and ….” I put “kids with ass cancer.” “Damn girl, you are against humanity,” Jorge joked, laughing like music to my ears. “Sorry, I didn’t have anything else,” I laughed back. Stretch my legs out and Jorge picks them up. He starts rubbing my ankles. “I can’t believe my pregnant sister made that joke,” Solen choked out as he laughed.