Funniest Intro Novels & Stories

"We couldn't resist a little prank to break the ice. Consider yourself officially initiated!" Dean's initial shock melted into a grin as he realized he had fallen victim to Jayce and Liam's good-natured trickery. He chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. "You two certainly know how to make an entrance. I suppose I should expect the unexpected from now on!"

Finally, I caught sight of Rose, Lily, and Brandon smiling at me with a small wave. With an awkward smile, I parted my lips. “Hello, I’m Alisa Walker from HB group as well,” I said. “Nice to meet you all”. I bit my lip and shifted my weight on my feet when the whole class remained silent. A hushed morning breeze brushed past the class, few tender leaves accompanying it to make the scene even more comical. Wow…way for a great introduction. I internally facepalmed at my introverted self. Mrs. Young laughed loudly, obviously trying to make the atmosphere less awkward.

I gave him a bad look. "Hey! Don't start." There was a threat in Donna's voice. The introduction continues until it reaches the last row. "Hi! I'm kairi Masuda I'm sigle and ready to mingle!" As soon as he introduced himself, the Classroom was filled with screams and laughter. "Ohmooo ~~" "Yiiieeee ask for her number!" "Niceeeee!" "Ang pogiiiii niyaaaa ~" I turned to Donna. He seems to enjoy it because he is also thrilled.

I watched the footage calmly and saved the entire recording. The next morning, I walked into the police station with the video in hand. “Officer, I’d like to report a crime. My office was broken into, and I suspect it was an act of corporate espionage.”

“Uh…air. Just air.” He glanced up then, suspicious. “You’re strange.” “I get that a lot.” [System Tip: Try humor using self-deprecation. Humans find it relatable.] I sighed. “Dream, if I die under your management, tell my funeral guests I was killed by deadlines and your resting glare.” His fingers paused on the keyboard. One heartbeat. Two. Then, very faintly, almost inaudibly, he exhaled through his nose. [System Alert: Micro-laugh detected. Progress 75%.]

Montgomery, as I look back to the schedule, she is my chemistry teacher of the year. She tells me to take a seat, and as all odds are in my favor, I find myself seated next to that stupid ass jock. Note the sarcasm. So she begins, "I see we have someone new in the class?” Ok, now it's time for an introduction in front of a bunch of strangers. One thing I truly detest in this whole wide world is to give an introduction. I am like why is it even necessary, I would say it’s an unwanted practice the society and the system make us do.

the guy introduced himself. "Oh sorry where are my manners, I'm Hazel. And I knew your name already Chase I told you that you're pretty famous." she said while licking her ice cream. "It's kinda scary that you know everything about me. Are you sure you aren't a stalker or something like that? " He joked while chuckling a little at his own words. "Nah, every girl in the university knows about you. I'm really surprised that you are called an introvert. You talk casually like normal people. " Hazel replied while frowning slightly.

My story begins on 23rd July 2018..on the first day of my college Manipal University Jaipur. I, Varun Kapoor, 18 years old have always been a shy person, someone who doesn't have much interest in interacting with new people, that too from different parts of the country. I've always asked myself-"Why should I even bother anyone with my nonsense conversations?". Basically, I am someone who tries not to pry in anyone's life or invade their personal space by disturbing them or should I say that I was foreign to the concept of a world consisting of a bunch of strangers because I have never been out of my comfort zone before. And since this was my first time in this new world, that hesitation was

Hey guys, sorry for the wait and suspense—I've been really busy lately. How about I write an interesting chapter for y'all to make up for it? 🤗 --- Ariana The guy was totally speechless—like he was just opening and closing his mouth like a goldfish. Pathetic. Finally, they decided to introduce themselves. The one with the lowest IQ was Derek Jones. The one in the middle was Eric Johnson. And my patatino? Tristan Hales.

Adrian told me about accidentally joining the wrong meeting during his first week and giving an entire introduction to people who had no idea who he was. I laughed so hard I had to wipe tears from the corners of my eyes. “It was humiliating,” he said, shaking his head. “I sat there for ten minutes wondering why everyone looked confused. Then someone finally asked, ‘Are you from legal?’” “And what did you say?” “I said, ‘Not yet.’ Then I left.” I burst out laughing again. For a moment, everything felt normal. No mansion. No Damien. No tension. No shame. Just coffee and conversation.