Funniest Intro Novels & Stories

Meanwhile, the giant purple mascot looked one failed cartwheel away from a medical emergency. “Someone get him a stretcher.” Maeve muttered beside me. And I laughed, despite my fingers curling slightly against my jeans. The energy in that building was somehow contagious. Electric. Then the lights dimmed slightly, the nose following suit as a voice crackled through the speakers. “Ladies and gentlemen…” The crowd erupted again. I nearly jumped out of my skin. Maeve just laughed at me. “You’re adorable.” I shot her a look, but before I could say anything, the main introductions began.

"Honored leaders, esteemed teachers, fellow students, good day. I am Emma, a freshman from the class of 2014, hailing from South Florivera." Emma delivered a sharp and concise self-introduction. Once done, she handed the microphone back to the host. The host turned to Ron, holding the microphone at a distance and whispered, "Ron, how about a quick intro?" Ron gestured for the host to bring over the microphone, which the host quickly did. Taking the microphone, Ron spoke in a detached tone, "Do I really need to introduce myself?" He did not need to. Everyone in university knew who he was, some even knew more about him than he did himself.

“Come on, spill. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?” He was silent for a moment, and I thought he might not answer. Then he said, “I once… fell into a pool. Fully dressed. At a mission briefing?” he ended it like a question. "That's it?" I blinked. "Yeah, it was the slippery tiles.” he muttered. “Not my finest moment.” I couldn’t help it, I laughed. It was a small, shaky laugh, but it released some of the tension coiling in my chest. “That’s… fair. I wish I’d seen that.”

I was about to say something but the teacher came and we all settle back to our seats. The introduction was common on our first day and we just do it normally, when I came in front and introduced myself I glance at Beau and I chuckled because he was still sleeping, maybe I need to tap him so he will not be embarrassed at our first day. I was about to sit when we heard a loud thud in front and I saw a tall guy apologizing to our teacher. I smirk, I think he is clumsy. I turned my head and was about to wake Beau, but I can see that he was already awakened by the noise of that guy in front so I just returned my gaze in front of the class. And I can see Beau staggered to walk in front and introd

"You are a joker, do you know that?" "I've actually been thinking about venturing into the comedy industry" I retorted. Adrian scoffed and went back into his room. I wiggled, giddy about winning the altercation with him. I continued my mini game show in the living room, participating in the games and mimicking Nick's introduction to each new game. I had watched Wild'n Out so many times, that I knew, word for word, the words Nick Cannon used in introducing every game in the show. Adrian came out of his bedroom to warn me about the level of my noise making for the second time that afternoon.

He joked, making me giggle. "Definitely an introvert." I nod, smiling at him. He managed to take my mind off of his previous question. He raised his hand in a fist and pumps the air. "Yes. Introverts for the win." I shake my head, biting my lower lip to suppress my smile. I squirmed closer to him when a bunch of rowdy boys ran down the hallway. "Hey watch it Chad!" A girl screech as she is nearly thrown down. Foster snorted. "Normal day in Creek High."

I said. "Really? How old are you? He asked in surprised. " Nineteen" I said. " I see, your name? He asked. "Mabel, Mabel Collins" I replied. " Nice to meet you" he said. " Marvins Murray" he says and instead of me to say " Nice to meet you " I burst into laughter because , it feels so stupid to me that we are introducing ourselves after marriage. The car stopped and I looked up and see we had gotten to the reception.

Crocodile Dundee responds without thinking. Yeah, so much for being a good person, right? All those years I spent listening to mom and her constant complaints about how we are supposed to help everyone basically just went out the window. “Your weird idea of fun aside, who are you?” He suddenly asks. Alrighty, I didn’t expect him not to recognise me. Maybe giving a grand introduction is the best thing to do now? Yes, I will do just that!

I didn’t do well with humiliation—even the soft kind wrapped in inside jokes. "Oh, sorry and nice to meet you. I am Quinn," she introduced herself with a giggle. She isn’t someone who my friends interact with so who is she related to here? Does Felix’s taste in women include tomboyish girls also? I hummed, too preoccupied to offer anything more. The thought of tolerating more laughter or pointless introductions had me mentally weighing the consequences of snapping her neck in front of witnesses. Instead, I walked away. Smart choice, for now.

“I just… don’t know you at all." I stood fully. “Then let me introduce myself.” Her eyes flicked back to mine, curiosity winning out over caution. “I make really good coffee,” I continued, keeping my voice low and conversational. “Terrible jokes. I swear too much—clearly. And I have a bad habit of staring at my wife like she’s the only woman left on the planet.” Her blush deepened, blooming across her collarbones. “I’m not funny,” I added, a wry twist to my lips. “But I can be patient. Or—I’m learning to be.”