Funniest Intro Novels & Stories

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

I owe you. Anytime, cupcake, I’ll keep you to it. I quickly put my phone away before I became someone's punchline, with emphasis on the punch! This was a two-hour show, and finally, Jerry appeared on stage. He gave everyone a wave and then searched for me and winked. I only smiled in return. He started his intro with a few jokes about his journey to becoming a comedian and how he came to Vibrantia City. He was good; it's no wonder he is becoming recognised. It all went well until he started his new joke.

Jack reached college.As soon as he entered the classroom, Rohan said, " Hi Jack. " and came to him. Rohan was one of his best friend.They were together from the starting of the session.When it was first day in the college it was Rohan who rushed to him and said, I know you're handsome but less than me." and launghed out, " Can we friends? he said, " actually it's my style of introducing myself." Jack smiled knowing his style. He was a funny guy.

I marched inside as the teacher calls me. “By the way class, she your new classmate.” Our teacher introduced me. “Kindly introduce yourself please,” The teacher asked. “Hey! I’m Khloe Maureen Neufeld” I simply greeted. The teacher look at me like she’s trying to wait if I would utter another few words. “Is that all, Ms. Neufeld?” “What else do you want to hear, ma’am?” I sarcastically said. “Woaaaah” The room filled with laugh and screams. “Behave class!” screamed by our Teacher.

⊱♥⊱╮ღ THE TRIGGER ღ╭⊱♥≺ ★✎✎★~KOFI KELLY'S POV~★✐✐★ PAUSE!!! I don't know what to say, so I just continue to laugh while awkwardly putting the straw to my mouth and then took a sip. "That's a nice joke." After I say that, I hurriedly drink my Ice Americano while giving an awkward smile. To break the awkwardness, I ask him again. "Ok, continue introducing yourself?"

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

I placed my cold can of soda on my cheek trying to cool it down. "Very cute" He pointed to my blush. "More like really embarrassing" I rolled my eyes. "My name's Nate." He introduced himself, hand stretched out. I took it, as music started to blare. "Rain" I yelled. How are we supposed to get to know people with music so loud? "Nice to meet you" he yelled back right as they turned the music down a bit. Everyone turned to look at him. I couldn't help it and laughed so hard as his face started turning red.

to her! [This is bad! Vivian totally played us. I sent “gifts” too. If that lawyer sues me, my parents will cut my allowance and beat me to death!] In an instant, the comments that had been criticizing me just moments ago completely changed direction. Vivian stared at the rapidly scrolling bullet comments in shock. “No... it can’t be a mistake! My guesses are always spot on!” New bullet comments were popping up in the livestream. [If I believe another word you say, I’m an idiot. I’m requesting a refund!]

a round of chuckles and giggles were heard then I went on, "I can be cool if I want to be so don't abuse my good nature." "You're so hot Mr. T!" a girl from the back yelled without shame. That was something. I smiled. "I'm flattered but please refrain from making those comments to yourself and I like the sound of Mr. T," the girl blushed a beet root while the rest laughed at her expense. I cleared my throat. "Since it's my first day, let's just get to know each other first. I'll pick a random order from the roster and once I call your name, you stand up and introduce yourself. Cool?"

Polished shoes, they all look rich and privileged. But there was something superior about them. Like they knew a secret, I didn’t. I've done this type of introduction at least fifteen times in different schools. It wasn’t that hard anymore. I adjusted to the stiff blazer they gave me and cleared my throat, swallowed hard, forcing a smile as I introduced myself. “Hi, I’m Diana Johnson. I just transferred here, and I hope we get alon…” A ripple of murmurs cut me off, followed by scattered snickering.