Funniest Intro Novels & Stories

My girlfriend, Loretta Summers, is an introvert and quiet by nature. Even our daily conversations are limited to things like, "Have you eaten?" or "Are you asleep?" Then, at a New Year's class reunion, I see her chatting animatedly with a guy, Ivan Lane. That is when I realize— it is time for us to break up.

I tried to ignore them and focus on what I was told to do. I summoned courage and began. "Good morning all, my name is Zendaya Roberto and I'm from-" I wanted to say my pack but the evil look Maya gave me was enough warning to seal my mouth. I'm a new scholarship student and I hope you all would accept and accommodate me" I finished but instead of hearing claps as it has always been in my formal school whenever a new student introduces himself or herself, waves of laughter erupted from every corner of the class instead. "Silly introduction" I heard from the mist of the students and another laughter followed.

Everything became quite until i heard his voice. "Hi, i'm kevin Mint." The new kid introduced himself. And the next word i heard shocked the hell out of me. 'MATE!'

He said and everywhere erupted in loud claps and I could see their faces crowned with excitement and I couldn't help but wonder who this new CEO was. Mia looked at me awkwardly since I wasn't clapping.. After a while, they all paused their clapping. “Thank you everyone,” Jack showed his gratitude. “So if you have just been employed, do well to introduce yourself to the audience” He demanded and about five of us stood up. After the rest introduced themselves, it was finally my turn. “Hi everyone. I'm Andrea Eric. I specialise in taking cute photographs and creating social media content. Please take care of me” I made an introduction and they all clapped.

Pointing at the other guy, Mary switched faces from gritting her teeth to smiling. “Hi guys, I’m August,” I said, introducing myself with a little bit of a forced smile. I’m sure these guys already know my name from that early fiasco that I got myself into. That’s probably the main reason why Rock thinks that Mary brought another loser to join their club. “Welcome to the losers’ club.” Gustav spat and voluntarily shook my hand. “Welcome, loser!” Rock followed up and did the same thing Gustav did. They both seemed like they were congratulating me for being here.

What is she laughing? So what if I can badmouth Farris? Farris is also doing the same thing to me so I shouldn't let him! I don't find it funny though. Jennifer is just so weird. "I am Jennifer Carter by the way, Farris' only cousin," she introduced herself and winked at me after her long laughs.

While the short stands back, with her jaw touching the floor in shock. "I haven't met you guys before." I audibly explain. "Are you joking?" The brunette inquiries in shock. And I wonder how it's possible for them to get emotional within the space of ten seconds. When they were all excited. But that doesn't stop me from feeling awful, because I just put them in a sour mood. "My apologies, but can you all do a little self introduction? As you can see I don't even know who I was before the incident." I carefully state after gulping. But I don't even know them or what they're talking about.

It was as if she was illuminating his grey, dull world with brightness and glitter. Being an introvert, he was not disliking living with Diva as much as he thought he would. At least, he did not hate it—he did not hate her. As he was about to enter his bedroom again, his cell phone buzzed with two notifications. The first one was an Instagram notification and another was a text from Vyan. He first checked out what Diva had sent. It was a meme she had sent. It did not make him laugh, but he surely couldn't say that the gesture did not amuse him.

“Could you stop shoving rules for just a day? Isn’t it enough that this lovely, independent, smart ass baby welcomed me with its open paws? And now, I knew that my charm worked for animals too.” Did he just call Ming a smart-ass? And why do the leads argue over the kitten? You guys completely ignored the grand prize here! I stood between them, cleared my throat, instructed them to sit on the two chairs facing ours, and introduced the third wheel first. He extended his hand and said, “Yo! Frederick’s the name and I don’t know if you remembered this but, I’m the dungeon guy!” 0 out of 10 stars for the introduction because no one introduced themselves as someone’s butcher. Please also take note

The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty. As the night wore on, our conversation grew more relaxed and playful. We swapped stories of our most embarrassing moments, each tale wilder than the last. I recounted the time I had accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and sat through an entire lecture before realizing my mistake. Favour shared a hilarious anecdote about a disastrously overcooked dinner in her first shared apartment, and Gift boasted about her uncanny ability to misplace her phone even when it was in her hand.