Funniest Scream Novels & Stories

We all looked at each other with wide eyes. Luna screamed again. “OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY! I CAN SEE ALL YOUR FEARS COMING TRUE!” She yelled with laughter while Damian tried to pull her away from the screen but failed miserably. Once she stopped screaming, he turned off the alarm on his phone and put his hands over his ears. He closed his eyes tightly as he started shaking. I could feel my own heart pounding in my chest. A few moments later, I felt myself getting scared again. I didn’t know whether to be scared or laugh at how funny this whole movie actually was to everyone else. It wasn’t that bad, I guess. At least the ending seemed to work out okay.

He smiled wider, but why do I feel like one thing about his smile told me I was in trouble, in the most gruesome way possible, the kind that would be armed chained up, butt naked on the bed That one bed few meters away from me… With his full man size dick inside me, while i scream, not the bad kind, but the kind that questions why we didn’t have this encounter sooner

Unless they deliberately refrained from letting themselves known. A sudden screech ignites from the other side, jittering me wholly as its loud volume permeates the night, rupturing my ears. I scream and buck forward, slamming my hands against my ears as the diabolic scream only amplifies dreadfully. 'Dani! We have to get away! That creature should be a Banshee! Hurry!'

Scarlett’s POV: I turned letting another big loud scream, but my eyes widened when I saw my friends laughing so hard at me...what the hell? I couldn't stand on my feet, I was shaking still terrified, I looked at Anthony who was holding his phone, he clicked on his phone, I heard the sound of the wolf coming from his phone, the one I heard minutes ago, I was still confused, till the realization hit me.

She takes a breath and she unleashes a scream, it was nowhere near as loud as her usual scream but far louder than any normal human scream. when the scream was over Baylee fell into a ball cradling her throat in tears. “That was the best one yet, see I knew you had it in you, you wanna do it for me again?” The woman asks, the man puffs out a breath of air gritting his teeth

he added. “Sure thing,” I managed to say and thanked the Heavens above for giving my voice box the power of not failing me this time. I quickly scampered out of the tent and dashed across the snowy path in my vampire speed, towards the kitchen where I smelt them out but was scarred for life as I watched them mortified, fucking each other’s brains out against the kitchen counter. These horn dogs !! All three of us screamed at the top of our voices, at the same time, for different reasons altogether. While Xeon and Dre shamelessly screamed out their orgasms, I burst a lung or two on screaming in mortified horror for what I had just seen.

He won’t even show himself. I screamed again, "Dickhead, come out now! What a coward! What do you want?" After I said that, I heard a muffled scream. I sharpened my senses to find the voice's source. I took five steps forward. I stayed alert, ready to act if I heard any noise. Another muffled scream followed, more forceful this time. I confirmed that it was Sunny, and it came from the second floor. Finn’s laugh followed.

I started to scream. ***

“F*ck! I was scared to death!” “When I suddenly saw this, I was so scared that I almost fell off my chair!” “So what if I fell off my chair? I was so scared that I almost peed!” “She really looks like a female ghost in a horror movie!” “Hahaha! I’m dying of laughter. There was actually someone who was so scared that she peed! But it was indeed very scary. It was too scary!” “I feel like the judge has the potential to be a horror movie director. This scene was really scary!”

I had just jumped to conclusion at first to make myself feel better, why I even thought it was him remains a mystery. “Help!!! Somebody help me!!! HELP!!” although my mouth is covered and my scream is coming out muffled. I’ve watched enough movies to know someone might hear on the other side and come to rescue me. “Stop shouting, I’m not going to hurt you. It is me.” yeah right. I have a brain cell and I won’t be like all the dumb people that get killed at the start of every horror movie. “No, get off me! you’re trying to kill me. Stop!!! Let me go!!!” the person keeping me chuckles, actually chuckles and that offends me. How dare he–whoever he is–think to make fun of at a time like this?