Funniest Scream Novels & Stories

Down to the microscopic detail. Four seconds. Five seconds. Princess Sigrun’s thumb froze on her phone screen. Her straw slipped from between her lips. The color slowly drained from her cheeks, leaving her pale as a sheet as her eyes dragged downward—taking in my shift, my wild, tangled hair, and the panic written across my face. Her mouth opened. My mouth opened. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" We screamed simultaneously. It was a high-pitched, ear-splitting screech of horror.

It was the best laugh I had had in a long time “She was dead and she rose from the dead!” One screamed as the other screamed even harder. The more they screamed the more I laughed until tears streamed down my face. It was too much for me and I could not help myself but the next thing I knew my body was knocked to the ground hard with pain exploding all through my body, the world spinning all around me.

And with it’s punch kicking in fast, all five of the friends slowly closed their eyes, with a nauseous feeling and a jab of light-headedness, into oblivion. Agatha opened her eyes to an ear-screeching, blood-boiling scream. Isa was screaming at the top of her lungs. The rest of the Midnight Club was jolted awake at the scream when what they saw turned their faces ashen, their jaws dropped to an image that will forever be ingrained on their head.

He shakes his head and blubbers, “I don’t know what you want me to say.” I grab him between the legs, seeing nothing but a slideshow of Lena’s torment on repeat. I could saw off my own fingers, and I’d hardly notice.They’re hurting her. Scaring her. Making her cry. The blade cuts through skin and muscle, eliciting a scream that horror movies can’t imitate. That sound can only be born from the type of horror very few humans actually experience. It sounds like music. Is it the same sound Lena is making? Blood spurts, painting Ra and me in crimson. He sucks in a deep breath, preparing to let loose another scream no one else will ever hear, but then he passes out.

Scream I screamed my heart out and something truly unexpected happened, a dark figure jolted from the balcony To my greatest shock Alaric jumped after me almost immediately....was he out of his bloody mind? That was suicidal

We had been having bland food since she woke up. When I opened the door to where we had been living, I almost dropped the bags as I heard the awful blood-curdling scream. It was real and worse than any horror movie scream I had ever heard in all my life and I have seen some pretty nasty horror movies. I rushed inside and headed to the screaming, dropping the bags on the table on my way to Lena’s bed. There she was, covered in sweat, as she thrashed around, screaming at the top of her lungs. I grabbed her shoulders and tried to settle her down, asking her to wake up, but I had no success.

I survived the first rape, I couldn't take another. Why is my life so miserable? With a single drop of tear rolling down my cheek, I flicked the switch. "Surprise!!!" Someone shrieked, causing me to scream the loudest, frightened scream I had ever screamed. My heart temporarily stopped working, my brain hammered with fear, and my lungs burnt. I slowly started registering who was watching me scream in amusement, her hands behind her back. My scream migrated to an ecstatic one, I shrieked with excitement and threw myself on her.

Everyone was stunned and they all just kind of stood there, looking in the direction of the screams. A few seconds later it could be heard coming back again. Still screaming, but coming and not going. Joy, Deena and Cat all looked at each other and busted out laughing. "It can't be," Deena laughed. "It has to be," Cat said as she was laughing so hard that tears were forming in her eyes.

No one was talking to each other and most people were just trying to stay alone, I guess we had all lost someone we liked or that the thought of having to do this again, scared them so much that they couldn’t even talk. I quietly found my way into the corner, where no one was anywhere near me. I closed my eyes as I leaned against the post. Falling asleep without knowing..# “Ahhh!” A loud scream woke me up, causing me to jump to my feet and scare some people around me. “What they hell is wrong with you!” Someone yelled. “But the scream...the scream didn’t you hear it?” Their confused faces told me all that I needed to know. I had imagined the scream. It was all just in my head. This led to me

The sound that tore through the morning silence was not a laugh, nor a whisper, nor the familiar, grim sounds of our daily survival. It was a scream. It was a high, thin, wire of pure, unadulterated terror, so sharp it seemed to slice through the very walls of our condo. It wasn't the guttural roar of an Infected; this was a human sound, born of a shock so profound it could only be expressed in a single, piercing note of absolute horror.