Funniest Scream Novels & Stories

her voice sounds worried and scared "Somebody help oh my god somebody please help" she screams in panic gripping my shirt and turning around to the door. She's practically panicking now "I am so sorry please don't be dead" she cries resting her head on my chest to check if I'm still breathing. I can't help it anymore so I start chuckling and she gasps "You fucking idiot I thought you were dead" she screams slapping me on my chest and I laugh louder

The gut-wrenching scream tore through the eerie silence of the night. The nurse on night duty burst into the room, startled by the sound. Samantha was thrashing in her bed, her legs tangled in the sheets, fists clenched so tightly that her knuckles turned white. Her face was flushed red, soaked with tears as she screamed in agony, her voice raw and trembling.

This is where I die. As the wolves prepared to strike, I braced myself for the end. The forest seemed to hold its breath, the moonlight casting dancing shadows like specters. But just as the lead wolf lunged, everything shifted. The scene began to blur and fade. Scream, Morticia commanded. Scream like you did that night. I opened my mouth and let out a piercing scream—not of physical pain, but of pure, soul-deep anguish. The sound tore from my throat, raw and desperate, echoing through the vision until it shattered like glass.

The voice echoed around me as though he were clinging to my back, whispering directly into my ear. I screamed and fell hard onto the floor. The flashlight flew from my hand. The beam spun wildly, turning the broken bricks into twisted, grinning faces. “Who’s there?! Which bitch is messing with me?!” I scrambled for the flashlight, but it flickered twice and died. This was not a coincidence. Someone had cut the power. I grabbed my phone, but the signal was blocked. This was all planned! Maya was not dead. That bitch had not been poisoned. The ambulance was fake too, and so were the doctors!

Adrian leaned toward them and explained that I was exaggerating to steal Selena's moment. Then the third blade drove in. My hand emerged through the opening near the top. My fingertips were bloody from scraping the metal in the dark. Selena slammed the panel down and trapped my hand inside again. The audience thought it was part of the trick. They applauded. They laughed. Adrian sat alone in the interview room and watched the recording over and over. An Enforcer finally reached for the controls, but Adrian said hoarsely, "Play it again." The video restarted. My scream filled the room.

She snickered, yelled in a high pitched tone and kicked. *skreeee* "*snort* AHHHHHHHHH!!" Jim's friend yelled to the high heavens, his waist raised high in the air. Pain constricted his face from good looking to ugly. Tears rolled down his face. The ladies snickered joyfully. They finally found a way to make him feel pain. Is this the end? Of course not. "Me, me, me. I want to go next!" "What?" Jim's friend said.

I continued screaming. While I was quivering in panic and fear, Hayden was having the time of his life as he laughed at me. I could hear his loud laughter above all the spooky music that was playing. “It’s gone. You’re so funny. I can’t stop laughing…” Hayden said in between his amused laughs. “It’s not funny! I’m getting out of here…” I stated firmly. “Don’t run! It’s dark…you’ll trip,” Hayden warned.

"NOT IN A MILLION YEARS, Penelope." But he wasn't finished. He leaned over to whisper, "Relax, beautiful. Just enjoy the show." Sabrina let out a piercing scream that echoed through the room. The room erupted in people laughing and screaming of enjoyment. Sabrina was running her eyes frantically around the room to find a way out, "PENELOPE, I SWEAR TO GOD!" Penelope wheezed, pointing at her. "YOU'RE SO RED! YOU LOOK LIKE A TOMATO!"

I said squealing and she laughed. "Come home safe" she said and hung up. I went to my car and drove home. I reached home. I went to from door. "Mom Im home!" I said and suddenly "BOO!" Someone screamed. I scream bloody murderer. I saw my mom dying from laughing. "Mom! That was not funny" I whined and huffed. "You should have seen your face" She clutching her stomach soon I joined in. "Now tell me what is so badass?" She asked in strict tone.

He even winked at me, which made the audience scream out of excitement. Leading the scream was Candice, who screamed as if she wasn't broken earlier because her partner was late. I just rolled my eyes at that.