Funniest Scream Novels & Stories

Amid the chaos and fear, a desperate cry pierced the air, echoing the sheer panic of the moment. Sally screamed, "Dave!!!!" as she looked down at the horrifying scene in front of her. Her voice was filled with terror, and her eyes widened in shock and disbelief. She couldn't make sense of the horrific sight before her. This moment shook her to her very core, leaving her on the brink of either screaming again or succumbing to the overwhelming darkness that loomed over her.

I knew she hated me but doing this to AURORA was the height of it. Then it came. A piercing scream ripped through the ceiling, cutting him off my thoughts. It echoed down the stairs, sharp and panicked. Fiona gasped, her hand flying to her mouth. “Don't tell me that idiot has gone to her room again!!!!” “What idiot?” Asher asked. She slapped her mouth, “Nothing Sir, it is our Hyena screaming. You know it laughs like a human. It can also scream like a human.” She said, her forehead and palms sweating. Does she really think I am a fool?

I’ve screamed plenty of times in my life—whether it was from fighting with kids at school, cheering for my favorite hockey team, or waking up from nightmares that sent me running to my parents. But this? This is different. Panic and fear grip me so tightly that the world around me blurs, leaving behind everything but a single, consuming thought: I have to signal for help or somehow get the intruder to leave my best friend alone. The latter comes first. I unleash another earth-shattering scream. The dark silhouette hurtles across the room as if struck by an unseen force, crashing into the wall with a bone-rattling thud. A pained hiss escapes as they struggle to rise while the entire room is q

This earned me another ear-piercing scream, and I couldn't help but laugh. "Where's my best friend and what have you done to her, you imposter!" She squealed, making me laugh even harder. "Now I need to know how he managed to get my Ariana to agree to be friends with benefits with a musclehead. The dick can't possibly be that good."

I screamed at the top of my voice again. Zena cheered me even louder, her “oohs” and “ahh” egged me on. “Louder, Eudora!” “You goddamned piece of crap! I pray you rot in hell with the rest of craps like yourself! Throw a party and get crowned the ugliest, crappiest bastard son of a thousand fathers!” I felt my insides explode as I let it out, screaming at the top of my voice and breathing shakily. “Woah…you’re on a roll.” Zena said giggling, “And I like it! C’mon, let’s go harder!”

Mal screamed so loud and long his voice started to break. Then, a toe-curling scream ripped through the entire locker room knocked me down, and I found myself falling flat on my ass. It wasn't a simple scream. No. That scream carried lots of pain, enough to knock me down. 'What was that? What is going on? I can't see a thing!' Robyn hissed.

They all complained greatly. “Get the fuck up or I’m leaving you here,” was my main argument. My follow up was, “You didn’t hear Amy’s screams. Piercing, they were. Sounded like she was in a lot of pain. And then the screaming stopped and the laughing began. Horrible, horrible lizard laughter. Anyway, I’m going, you do what you want.” That got them back on their feet sharpish.

If Kristina was here she'd most likely scream the house down. Nothing better than annoying and disturbing Kaleb's night with his 'guest'. The two flinched when something scary looking and equally disgusting appeared on the screen. Bailey swallowed the scream that bubbled in her throat and winced when the monster chopped through his next victim. "Oh that's some bloody shit." Mirabella gagged and Bailey agreed with her. "Ahhh!" Mirabella screamed a little which caused Bailey to jump in fright. "What the fuck Mirabella?!" Bailey shouted and looked at her best friend with wide eyes. The two only took a second and then busted out in laughter. The sound rang through the air.

Bianca screamed as everyone turned to us. This is the craziest I've been my entire life and I absolutely loved every bit of it.

another scream cut in, the guard picked up the screwdriver and she went pale. “You are not giving me the answer I need, darling,” I gave a signal with my hand and he nodded. “Please no! No! Don't do that!” The screw driver went down into her brother’s thighs and he let out the loudest of screams known, like one being castrated. “Pussy much,” I chuckled as the screwdriver, screwed into his thighs. “I'll talk please stop. I'll talk so please stopp,” she cried. My eyes returned to her, with a grin on, “now we are on the same page.”