Funniest Scream Novels & Stories

“I’m just saying, if I do become immortal, I'll never work a night shift again. Ever. I will haunt the rich exclusively.” I snorted. “You already do that.” She grinned. “Practice makes perfect.” Then it happened. A scream tore through the night. Not a drunk’s yell. Not laughter. Not a lover’s argument spilling into the street. This was pain—pure, ripping, animal. Mae froze. So did I. Another scream followed. Closer. Then another, layered over it, deeper and broken short like someone choking on their own blood. My stomach dropped. “That’s not—” Mae started.

Slowly, he lifted my hand and pressed it gently over my eyes. “It’s best if you don’t watch.” I heard the door open, heard his feet hit the asphalt. And then a scream. Followed by a louder one—ragged, jagged. I squeezed my eyes shut, muttering beneath my breath, “It’s best not to watch.” Another scream tore through the night. But this one was different. It was higher. More desperate. A screech that didn’t sound like it came from a human’s throat. My fingers parted allowing one of my eyes to peer through the narrow slit.

she mockingly teased still laughing. "It is just a prank tsk" I rolled my eyes at them it is useless to talk with this two. "Not a good prank dear," Scar said. “That is why I am asking you this cause I am confused but then all you do is laugh like I said the biggest and funniest joke. I am asking because this is driving me crazy. Don’t you get it? Someone told me that I am his mate. ME? DARN, I AM A HUMAN?” I burst into anger and said that to them that made them stop laughing.

"Okay, okay, easy. I’m just telling you about my favorite event of the day. Relax and keep yourself calm. I’m not sure if you’ll like what I’ll say next…" I think I know what he’ll say. The agency wants me to accept the offer because I’d clearly stated my disgust when it was offered. "Tic wanted you to accept the offer." Tic is short for Terror-In-Closet. The guy that I inadvertently caused a scandalous incident with. I think I’m still absent-minded that I didn’t straighten my facts.

It didn't help that was watching 'it' (one of the most scariest movie in ever) "Fuck. You see the look on your face." Shelley laughs from behind me. "You scared the living daylight out of me you idiot." I yell, chucking a pillow at her, which she easily dodges. "Incoming." Shelley yells, with one swift move she bounce on the sofa then jumps on me. God...fuck...I think I broke a rib....wait I maybe two. "Can you please get off me, can't breath." I wheeze, gasping for breath.

My stomach churned as the thing lunged toward me, its gaze locked with mine. I let out a scream—a raw, panicked scream—closing my eyes and bracing for the bite I was sure was coming. My hands clawed at my chest as if I could somehow shield myself from what I couldn’t even begin to understand. The fear was so thick I thought I’d drown in it, and then, just as the creature’s teeth were about to sink in, I heard it—a deep, echoing laugh that wasn’t Alex’s. A cold, terrifying laughter that cut through the chaos like a blade.

she screamed aloud “Why are you doing this to me, what have I done that you’re hurting me like this,” “I will record these guys f*cking your body and send it along with you to hell, you can watch it there and enjoy seeing the last f*ck you had on earth,” he laughed evilly, ignoring her pleas “You pervert!!Crazy Animal ! you’re Mad, A Lunatic,” She had never seen anyone as crazier and scarier than this man. She suddenly realised Raul was not half as bad as this guy, not even Siddharth was like this, Rebel was creepier than anyone she had ever met

One of my favorites. You have the creepiest eyes. Well done! His comments saturated her notification feeds. Max: I’ve still been thinking about your insides. Sidney flinched at the message, feeling her guts tighten. She went to type a response then backed out of the conversation. The thought of replying made her chest heavy, so she simply navigated away. Allison: I watched Scream last night. I can see why it made you love horror. Which is your favorite death? How did the photo shoot go today? Do you have any behind the scenes pictures?

She takes a breath and she unleashes a scream, it was nowhere near as loud as her usual scream but far louder than any normal human scream. when the scream was over Baylee fell into a ball cradling her throat in tears. “That was the best one yet, see I knew you had it in you, you wanna do it for me again?” The woman asks, the man puffs out a breath of air gritting his teeth

Caroline said to herself, while searching the whole place and praying to God at the same time that nothing bad happened to any of them, she heard a scream. " Somebody please help me!" she heard that voice and it sounded like one of the girls, she quickly followed the direction the voice came from and went after them immediately. Sofia heard the scream too and went in the direction and fortunately, it was Amber trying to hide herself behind a tree, she quickly ran to her and hugged her real tight. " What is it Amber, why did you scream that hard?" " I saw a green snake somewhere there" " Jesus Christ!" Sofia became even more scared and couldn’t raise her legs, they were both holding each othe