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It's my first time going on a trip with my boyfriend. I overhear him on the phone with his friend as they discuss how he's going to deflower me. "Grayson, you should be able to have your way with Summer this time, right?" "Don't even talk about that. She's so conservative—I've said and done everything, yet she refuses to budge!" I lower my hand instead of knocking on the door. I stand outside the room and listen as he continues. "Come off it. We've given you so many ideas in the group chat, haven't we? Have none of them worked? And didn't you guys get a room yesterday? You should've just brought sedatives. Think about how easy it would've been if you could've just knocked her out!" Grayson Hale snaps, "I forgot, alright? Besides, who would've known there'd be two beds in the room? She insisted on sleeping separately, too. I sneaked onto her bed in the middle of the night when I saw she was asleep. She woke up just as I was about to take off her clothes and kicked me off!" My blood runs cold. My hands tremble as I reply to my boss' message. "I accept headquarter's decision to transfer me."

Clara Mallon experiences a moment of intense frustration after getting stood up by her boyfriend. This frustration left her emotionally charged and seeking an escape; one that she regrets after finding out who the stranger is. How can she move on from this stranger when he’s more tied to her life than she can ever imagine??

When American engineer Evan Hart arrives in Rome, he expects worn stones, ancient architecture, and a chance to quietly rethink his failing marriage. He doesn’t expect Livia Moretti—the enigmatic archivist whose fragile intensity pulls him into a slow-burning, dangerous affair he never meant to start. Livia is brilliant, secretive, and a little broken… and Evan can’t stay away. But when he finally tells his wife Leah he wants a separation, she collapses, claiming she’s been diagnosed with a devastating neurological disease. Overnight, Evan’s guilt becomes a trap. Then Livia disappears without a trace. Anonymous photographs of him and Livia arrive in the mail. A stranger begins watching his apartment. And Leah—sweet, steady Leah—starts behaving in ways he can’t explain. When Evan finds hidden documents and photographs connecting the two women in his life, he follows a clue to a remote coastal village, where he learns Livia once lived under a different name… and may have been running from something far darker than heartbreak. As Evan digs deeper, he uncovers the edge of a conspiracy built on identity, memory, and manipulation—one determined to keep its secrets buried. Someone is pulling strings. Someone is rewriting the truth. And someone wants Evan to stop asking questions. Caught between a wife he no longer understands and a lover who may not be who she claimed to be, Evan is forced to confront the one question he never thought to ask: If the women in his life are wearing borrowed identities… then who has been shaping his? In a story of seduction, deception, and emotional obsession, All the Names She Wore explores the dangerous terrain between love and control—and what happens when the truth becomes the most terrifying lie of all.

Kirsty had a troubled past.Now she's in trouble again.Last time she had her sister, but her sister can't help her again.Who will she ask to help her escape from her tormentor?Tank has had a rough couple of months.He was shot, his sister had been brutally beaten and now he's been dumped by the he has been casually seeing for the past 6 months.Will anyone be caught in the fallout of the crossfire?Two worlds collide when Tank is forced to babysit Kirsty. Can they turn the hate into something more?Or will the rose wither and die?

This Christmas was actually one of my favorite and hilarious Xmas celebrations with uncle Gabriel here with us. It was fun and  embarrassing too which made everything much of a sweet memory later on. How many can I remember? It began with little Josh's scandal, grandpa's embarrassment in the mall that day when he actually and mistakenly took his voter's card to the mall instead of his payment card. That day,I wouldn't dare wish anyone else the kind of embarrassment I felt under the unusual gaze of my classmates. I had to endure it all because my siblings and aunt ran away when they sensed what was happening. What if I tell you about aunt Caroline's argument with the pastor right there in the church on the twenty fifth of Christmas in the presence of everyone and with the pastor still standing in front of hundreds of people or is it uncle Gabriel's mischief which got us in trouble with the police, making us to sleep in the snowy woods with crazy imaginative ghosts hunting us down.

When desire knows no boundaries, every moment counts. Untamed Desire brings you a collection of provocative short stories exploring forbidden touches, secret cravings, and unexpected connections. From strangers trapped in a storm to tangled love triangles and power plays, these tales explore lust and longing in all their raw, intoxicating forms. Each chapter is a standalone story—perfect for quick, sultry reads that ignite your imagination and leave you wanting more.

Warning 21+ hanya untuk pembaca dewasa! Kakak beradik Brian Teja Kusuma dan Thalita Teja Kusuma tak pernah menyangka bahwa mereka akan terjebak dalam pernikahan kilat dengan orang yang baru mereka kenal dalam hitungan hari. Sebuah prasyarat untuk memenangkan tender mega proyek pembangunan resort di pulau dewata membuat Brian harus mencari istri kontrak, sedangkan adiknya tanpa diduga harus berurusan dengan rival bisnisnya karena one-night-stand saat ia mabuk di nightclub. Dua gadis yang masih belia harus menjalani kehidupan pernikahan instan bersama dua suami ganteng nan perkasa yang usianya jauh di atas mereka. Adakah cinta hadir setelah pernikahan di atas kertas itu? Ataukah mereka harus mengakhiri hubungan suami istri tersebut usai mega proyek kedua pria itu selesai? Temukan jawabannya hanya di novel karya terbaru Agneslovely2014, Suami Jantanku. Selamat membaca!

"Aku pulang, Nis. Aku kangen banget sama kamu... Ayo, kita nikah," sebut Adimas pelan pada wanita yang dirindukannya. Adimas Sagala kembali setelah tujuh tahun lamanya meninggalkan Anissa dengan segala situasi yang menghancurkan hidupnya. Reuni SMA yang tidak pernah Anissa datangi selama ini malah mempertemukannya lagi dengan sang cinta pertama. Akankah Anissa bisa menerima kehadiran Adimas kembali setelah keadaan berubah? Apa Adimas juga bisa menepati janjinya untuk membahagiakan Anissa setelah merangkai hati Anissa yang sudah hancur? *** Baca juga karya lainnya dari saya: 1. Istri Kecilku Bos Mafia 2. Ibu Susu Anak Pria Miskin Selamat membaca...

Apa yang kamu rasakan ketika bertemu lagi dengan mantan yang kamu campakkan lima tahun lalu? Anggun Prasesti memutuskan untuk resign dari kantor lamanya karena tidak kuat bertahan dengan lingkungan kantor yang toxic. Setelah enam bulan menganggur dan mengandalkan gaji terakhirnya untuk bertahan di ibu kota, akhirnya Anggun mendapat panggilan kerja dari salah satu perusahaan. Namun, ketika merasa dunianya baik-baik saja, Anggun dikhianati oleh semesta dan dipertemukan lagi dengan mantannya yang ternyata adalah bos barunya! Apakah Anggun bisa bertahan dengan keadaan sulit ini?

Tiga tahun lalu, hidup Adrian berubah drastis setelah mengetahui kebenaran pahit tentang Livia, perempuan yang ia cintai. Selama menjalin hubungan, Adrian percaya Livia adalah belahan jiwanya, seseorang yang tulus mencintainya. Namun, kenyataannya jauh dari yang ia bayangkan. Livia hanya berpura-pura mencintainya demi membantu keluarganya keluar dari jeratan utang besar. Saat Adrian mengetahui hal ini, ia merasa dunia seolah runtuh. Luka itu begitu dalam hingga membuatnya memutuskan semua hubungan dengan Livia dan pergi meninggalkan kota. Livia, di sisi lain, merasa lega ketika rahasianya terungkap, tetapi ia juga dihantui rasa bersalah yang mendalam. Keputusan mempermainkan perasaan Adrian bukanlah hal yang mudah baginya, tetapi tekanan dari keluarganya membuatnya merasa tidak memiliki pilihan lain. Setelah Adrian pergi, Livia menjalani hidupnya dengan rasa penyesalan, sadar bahwa dirinya telah kehilangan cinta sejati.