Funny Bonnie Novels & Stories

“I’m thinking, my favourite bagel?” “Nope,” Cassie said and giggled. “It’s smaller.” She made a tiny circle with her fingers. Justin made a show of thinking extra hard. “Hmm… My favourite brownie?” She giggled again. “No, Daddy! Keep guessing.” Allena’s heart rolled over at the affection between the two of them. Cassie was such a delightful child and so easy to love. Allena listened as Justin kept guessing, and then Cassie laughed delightedly. “It’s a cupcake!” she announced.

I said, savouring her souring expression. “Which makes you disposable. Why would he need you here when he has me.” I chuckled mockingly. Bonnie let out a demonic scream, piercing my eardrums and slapping me, setting my cheeks on fire. She was ready to pounce, but I wasn’t giving her a second chance, sliding out of her path. She fell onto the ground, mortification colouring her cheeks while her eyes flashed with fury. “You fucking bitch.” She spat. Bending at the waist, giving her a half-smile. “Takes one to know one.”

“Where are we going?” “I don’t know, okay!” I said louder than I intended and Abigail’s bottom lip quivered like she was going to cry. Nina quickly pulled Abigail into her arms, rubbing her back. “Stop yelling at her Shane!” Nina held both her palms in hers. “Let’s just say we are going on a family adventure.” “Really?” Abigail smiled excitedly. “Yeah,” I added, forcing a smile back. Nina packed up her stuff in less than a minute and just like that, our shack, the place we had called home all our lives, was empty.

The woman wore a black beanie and black denim. "Hi." She waved happily at Khai. I turned back at him. "A friend of yours?" I asked with a brow up. He rolled his head back and she approached. "I'm sorry, has he already slept with you?" she teased. The girl patted my shoulder and grimaced. "I'm sorry to come onto you like that, I'm Bonny, Khai's ex. Lol, one of his hoes like others would say. Welcome to the club." Her black hair turned with her when she grabbed a chair to join us.

Well, maybe she would do that later when paying him with her body. “Oh…” Bonnie cooed, gradually becoming speechless. “What is your name?” Adrian asked Bonnie. “Bonnie,” Bonnie replied. “I am a Vale,” she added, making Georgia roll her eyes in irritation. “I would be a Vale soon too,” Georgia said to Bonnie, but unfortunately, she could not say it loud enough to hear. “Which family do you belong to?” Bonnie asked Adrian.

My jaw dropped as shock overtook me. Strong as ever, Bonnie stood in the middle of the crowd, hitting and kicking a guy who appeared lifeless on the floor. Bonnie! My hope!

Bonnie said faking tears as Fay squatted and carried her up. "Awwn, it's ok my little girl. It's ok. I'm not mad at you OK? I can never be mad at you" Fay said as Bonnie rested her head on her shoulders. "Really? " Bonnie asked wiping off fake tears from her cheeks. "Yh really" Fay said. "Pinky promise?" Bonnie said sticking out her tiny pinky finger. "Yh, pinky promise" Fay said sticking out her pinky finger too as Bonnie smiled and rested her head on Fay's shoulder.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

I wasn't showing yet, not obviously, but the baggy shirt helped. I wondered how the BlueMont pack would react once I did start to show. Good? Bad? Chaos? Who knew. "How could I be happy? You're stealing my surrogate daughter," Ms. Daisy grumbled. "After spending days creeping on her, of course I'm concerned." "I was not creeping on her!" Robbie protested. "I sat in her section!" "And watched her like a creep," she said. "I wouldn't have served you either. Creep." "The joke's on you. Bonnie loves a creep like me back," Robbie said with a grin. "Tell her, Bonnie!"

she gasps, leaning forward, “do you live in this car? Is it like a tiny house on wheels? Do you have a little fridge for your snacks—” “Bonnie!” I yank her back by the sleeve of her denim jacket. “Stop harassing the poor man.” Henry’s mustache twitches. “It’s quite alright, ma’am.” Bonnie collapses against the seat, fanning herself. “I’ve died and gone to rich-people heaven. Pam, pinch me. Am I dreaming?” I oblige, pinching her arm hard.