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He said with a firm voice. Though he looked serious, Rian.found his expression funny so he couldn't help but laugh. His laughter did nothing but spur an anger in him. Christian teasing continued and when he couldn't take it anymore, he rose from the table, kicking everything on his way aside. "You…" he said, gritting his teeth in anger. “You'd rot me here" Rian boasted. "Let's see if you are right, it won't take time before they find me and you… “

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

"You didn't have to, I could have killed a bunny or two." Christian made a face, "the thought of you killing a poor defenceless animal, is sickening." "The thought of eating cooked food is sickening." "Maddening." Christian said under his breath. "I heard that. I guess this means no more garlic bread for me." "Good, cause your breath was fire after eating them." Christian teased, waving a hand before his nose. "That's not nice." He gave Jessie a playful bite, and their usual banter started.

She then pecked a kiss on his forehead, making him smile again. Xandar then mind-linked Christian, ‘Fine. I’m jealous of the five-year-old. Who does he think he is?! And how is he going to protect her? Roll on the battleground and trip the rogues over?’ Christian burst into laughter, garnering everyone’s attention. Lucianne’s voice turned back into the way she normally spoke to him, “Christian, what’s the joke?” He lifted up a finger, asking for a minute while he continued laughing at his cousin’s mind-link. When he was done, he said, “Apologies, my Queen. I uh…just thought of something funny and couldn’t help myself.”

and because of him. Maybe it was his fault she hadn’t been around Sawyer. And that .. made him feel like shit. Christian came around the corner then dressed in overalls and a straw hat. Quinn couldn’t help it. He busted out laughing. Ah hell. What was happening here… Quinn was not a laugher. And here he was…. Guffawing. Loud… uninhibited cackling. He laughed so hard … in fact … that both Christian and Sawyer started laughing too. Then Dany got tickled. Apparently Quinn laughing was in itself funny.

I demanded, my voice low and dangerous. Christian held up his hands in mock surrender, but his expression was anything but apologetic. “She can only be pregnant if you two had sex,” he said, his tone deliberately casual, as if he was stating the obvious. “Did you two have sex?” I clenched my fists, my jaw tightening. I wanted to smack him right then and there. Did he really think this was the time for his stupid jokes? “Don’t be a dumbass,” I growled. “I told you we had sex.”

, Christian asked with a mischievous smile. "Sorry, I did not get you. What do you mean?", Abeer asked with confused expressions. "I mean will you become my friend? So that along with khushi, you will also become lucky too.", Christian asked being amused. "I would love to become your friend and also lucky too.", Abeer laughed and shakes his hand with Christian. With joining hands they both started smiling like they knew each other for ages. #Tbc

is* Jess?” Luke asked boldly. “What’s wrong—are you jealous?” Oh no. Christian’s face darkened. I could see the storm building in his eyes. “She’s my best friend,” he growled, voice raw. “So?” Luke retorted. “Does that mean she’s yours to keep forever while you go chasing someone else? She has every right to love and be loved too.” The tension escalated rapidly, and I barely understood how it had come to this. Jake rushed between them, arms outstretched. “Whoa, whoa, guys, chill! No fighting!” But Luke wasn’t done. “You can’t answer him, because you know I’m right.” Then, in the most bizarre twist, Luke started laughing. A full, uncontrollable laugh that filled the room lik

No, this couldn’t happen at all! “Stop! Stop the car or I’ll jump out.” Christian rolled his eyes at her! He was just pulling her legs, but it seemed she had taken him seriously. “Chill! I was joking.” Skylar glared at the disgusting man. “It was a creepy one. I am not fond of such jokes.” “Are you always so stressed? Why don’t to relax and enjoy life?” He asked, instead of apologizing for cracking a creepy joke. “I was enjoying life when Caleb and your grandpa dumped this marriage situation on me. It would make any eighteen-year-old stressed.”

Everyone stopped laughing and looked at him like he had grown horns on his head. "Come on baby, you have got to admit that was really fun." Bethany smiled. "No! That was really immature. You made her cry, that wasn't nice." Christian told them. "Christian we make her cry every time. It just never gets old." James smirked. "Well, it should. We are seniors. We should act like one." Christian said. "Since when did you start caring about people like her?She's worthless." Chase stated. Christian sighed. "Let's just eat. At least if you guys want to make her suffer do it at the most minimal level." Christian said.