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He continued with a smirk, “And I have a great sense of humor.” This time, I actually scoffed out loud. A great sense of humor? Did he even have a sense of humor to start with? “You’re kidding, aren’t you?” I asked, shaking my head. “Sense of humor? You think you’re funny?” “Admit it,” he countered. Of course, he was joking. “I’m funny.” “No, you’re not, Christian,” I shot back, still shaking my head. “But I have to admit, it’s one of the qualities I look for in a man. I love a guy who can make my ribs ache with laughter.”

"I'm not sure whether to be flattered or embarrassed by that comparison." "Always go with flattered, my dear," Edward advised with a twinkle in his eye. "It makes life much more enjoyable." As the afternoon wore on, Edward regaled us with stories of Christian's childhood, each tale more outrageous than the last. "And then," Edward wheezed, tears of laughter in his eyes, "little Christian, naked as the day he was born, goes running through the board meeting, screaming about monsters under the conference table!" Christian groaned, his face buried in his hands. "Grandfather, please. I was four."

another teased, making everybody laugh. "I never imagined that I would be this happy guy. All my life, I have thought that my heart was meant for someone special, and just when I got tired of love! Miriam came into my heart in a grand style and right now she has robbed my whole heart." Christian let out making his friends laugh. "Congrats man, who would have thought you would be mad over heels for Miriam," His friends said. All too soon the cheering died down when a lady on a mask and jacket walked over to them.

"You can laugh if you want, otherwise when you are with me either you behave like a dead person or you scream, cry or keep hitting me nothing else, well I can feel that you hate me so much! Huh? but baby I'm fucking enjoy it! Hatred makes me happy, gives me satisfaction. Which I can not Express in those words. I feel so happy when people hate me, cursing me it gaves new energy in my body. And you know what your hate is giving me a lot of relief these days, I'm loving it, Well leave it to me. By the way, maybe you have seen something very interesting, somewhere inside that violated that touched the wire of your heart cause your face expression clearly tells that." Christian told me all hi

Sammy asks as he pours his own glass. I shake my head. "Yep. In Fiji when they went on vacation. Didn't tell anyone. Just went and eloped." "Speak of the devil," Christian jokes as he walks in, his elbow around Rowen's neck. "Look who finally got his cherry popped. Does he look different to you?"

I joke. "Two sexy chicks at that!" Christian says putting a hand on his hip and smoothing his hair down like I'd seen a few girls do before. He even finished it off with popping his head to the side and a high, girls laugh that sounded so gay I couldn't be too surprised if he tried to make out with a guy. "Dude, that was so gay" I shake my head. Christian rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. "I'm not gay, I'm-" he pauses dramatically and flips his head and winks while licking his lips. "-Fabulous"

I could hear the horror in her voice and didn't know if to cringe or burst out into laughter. Christian decides for me by sniggering. "Then you'd be referred to as the girl who shart her pants." I couldn't hold it in and joined him. Gwen on the other hand didn't think it was funny as she voiced it out. "Not funny guys." Doesn't feel too good being on the receiving end huh? ________________ "Don't tell me little miss Ella is going to walk me to my door?" Christian jokes as he swings his bag strap over his shoulder. I snorted as I slammed the car door shut. "Don't kid yourself. "

He laughed so loudly that Mishka flinched away. After a really long time, Christian was genuinely laughing his heart out. He backed away from Mishka, holding his stomach, and Mishka narrowed her eyes, but she found him cute. “You are so funny! God, my stomach is hurting,” Christian said while sitting on the edge of the bed and trying to stop laughing. “What is so funny about it?” Mishka asked, walking to him, crossing her arms across her chest. “Everything is funny about it! You going to take revenge of all the Britishers from me?” Christian asked, raising an eyebrow and Mishka blinked her eyes, nodding her head.

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

We had been working together for weeks now, and I had grown to trust him implicitly. Speaking of which, I suddenly remembered a silly joke my brother used to tell me when we were kids. "Hey, Claus, why did the chicken go to the doctor?" I asked, trying to stifle a grin. Claus raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "I don't know, why?" he asked. I giggled. "Because it had fowl breath!" I exclaimed, bursting out laughing. Claus chuckled, shaking his head. "You're such a goofball," he said, smiling.