Funny Emoji Stories Novels & Stories

I’m in a fucking meeting and you’re giving me a boner! I bite my lip, laughing out loud as I quickly send back a wide grin emoji with a little “oop!” typed above it. Me: You better hurry back to your hotel room… because I’ve got a lot more to show you.

* inserts teary eyed face emoji * Sam: Not if you wanna join me on an assassination mission Me: Hard pass. Don't want to be gassed by you Sam: I am so close to blocking you, nerd * sends huff angry emoji a dozen times * Me: Try blocking the gas tubes instead XD Sam: * inserts middle finger *

“Emma, come here.” “But, I need to….” She tried to pull away from me. I knew she wanted to set her books down, and I knew she hated that I was touching her, but I needed my friends fixed, both of them, and there was only one person who could do that. He was telling a story as we approached, and I didn’t want to interrupt, but I also couldn’t wait too long either. “And then, wouldn’t you know it, but that bear totally left my lunchbox alone and ate every last crumb of my brother’s sandwich!” The kids standing around Mr. Horton’s desk laughed as if that was the funniest thing they’d ever heard in their lives. “And that’s why you don’t always have to be fast—you just have to be faster than the

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 And I'm not sure you can celebrate that, Em😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I love all Emerald's foolishness. LMAO. I hope all of you are entertained 💋💋💋.

Laughing emoji. Emily read her friend's response and shivered. Her husband was cheating? No, it can't be. It was the weekend and Noah decided to take his family members out on a picnic. Emily and her son suggested that they go to the beach. They swam in the water and played beach volleyball. Noah was a great player and he taught his son how to play these games when he had the chance and during weekends and holidays. They played together for sometime before Liam went off to join other players on the beach. They also played other games like treasure hunt, flying the kite and pictures and videos were taken. It was indeed an exciting day. When they got home and rested, Emily, Liam and Noah decid

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

I look at my phone and see that Luna Mira has messaged me. LM: “Your brother is on my last nerve. Get him away from me!” Me: “Awe. What’s wrong tired of the dick? I’ll take you. ‘Smile emoji.’” LM: “HAHA! He wants another pup! I told him no more.” Me: “ EW. Tell him to wrap it up in some dirt to find his release. He would totally understand. Haha.” LM: ‘Laughing on floor emoji’ Hey, did you get that folder I put on your desk yesterday or were you to busy with Enzo? Oh! How was that?

“Don’t worry, we’re just about to put on your greatest hits reel.” Lola gasped. “You wouldn’t.” “Try me,” Emily teased, and the two started giggling like children again. The next hour passed in that golden blur of laughter and stories. Sienna shared the story of the family’s disastrous camping trip, John chimed in with corrections, and Lola added snarky commentary.

’’ Adamie showed the rest of the boys his phone’s screen, and to their amusement, the contact was saved as ‘Zara’ with a peach fruit emoji next to it. ‘‘Ooouuu!’’ Andy exclaimed before bursting into laughter and the others followed. ‘‘That girl’s ass is deffs not natural- too freaking big and bubbly!’’ He added amusingly. ‘‘Shhh, I’m picking.’’ He put it on speaker. ‘‘Hey, babe.’’ Adamie cleared his throat. ‘‘Mwah!’’ She made a fake kissing sound, which Adamie reciprocated, causing Andy and Toby to look at each other and giggle.

Rainn said. She and Em busted out laughing. “Okay .. do I do basement first or upstairs?” Em said .. her heart rate picking up. “Basement.” Rainn said. But Em could hear the fear in her voice. Rainn talked the entire time Em was downstairs. She was telling stories about her trip. Things she and her cousin had gotten into .. they’d apparently snuck into some party and got kicked in it when it became clear they didn’t know anyone there. Emerson laughed so hard at the story she nearly peed her pants .. suddenly remembering that she did indeed need to pee.