Novel & Cerita Funny Emoji Stories

OH AND IF YOU WANT TO JOIN A GROUPCHAT ON WHATSAPP PM A FOOD EMOJI AND I WILL SEND YOU A LINK. LOVE YOU ALL LOADS.

* inserts teary eyed face emoji * Sam: Not if you wanna join me on an assassination mission Me: Hard pass. Don't want to be gassed by you Sam: I am so close to blocking you, nerd * sends huff angry emoji a dozen times * Me: Try blocking the gas tubes instead XD Sam: * inserts middle finger *

(unamused emoji) Cute Bunny: Hey Bianca (a waving emoji) if you’re so desperate to get laid I can help you with it, I’m just a dm away( an upside down + a winking emoji with tongue stuck out + several laughing emoji) Prince El: Why couldn’t he perform his duties as a man to her? As good-looking as he is, don’t tell me he is one of these impotent pretty boys. That particular comment got a lot of reaction, but I didn’t bother checking for my mental well-being.

*whispers* sorry Chuck. Dani: GO TO SLEEP! I grinned hard at my phone. I was too nervous to sleep, not that I'd admit that to her. It helped that the next few emojis she sent were of snakes, spiders, and then a bomb going off killing them all. Wasn't sure how that was supposed to put me to sleep, but it did make me laugh. Linc: One joke, or maybe even a bedtime story. I leaned back against my pillows, waiting for her response.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

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Fèmi also responded with funny emojis. "Unfortunately, my prison here has a thousand exit doors. Of course, I should be happy to take advantage of them and escape, but I could quickly end up in solitary confinement if even the smallest percentage of my escape fails. So, thank you, I don't want to experience a traumatic escape movie." Shola sent, this time with teary-eyed emojis.

Roman, Emily, Elliot, and I shared anecdotes, teasing one another with good-natured humor that ignited fits of laughter. Roman, with his charismatic charm, had a knack for weaving tales that left us in stitches. His animated gestures and clever wordplay had the power to brighten even the gloomiest of days. Emily, by his side, added her own witty remarks, her laughter ringing like music in the air. Together, they formed a dynamic duo, effortlessly bringing smiles to our faces.

He warmed his shoulders and looked away looking at the trees next to him. "Soon, princess. I promise." Danny said. "I'm going to hold you to that." Emma's voice was so full of life. "You do that. And tell your brother I said to be brave around the ducks." Noah grabbed the phone. "I'm brave!" "I know you are, buddy. I know you are." They talked for a few more minutes. Danny told them a silly story about a duck that stole his sandwich. Emma howled with laughter. Noah giggled so hard he could barely breathe.

It’s the aubergine emoji and the water splash one along with the tongue sticking out. It gets harder to breathe. ‘What-‘ I start typing. ‘are you talking about?’ I send the message. ‘Don’t play dumb, we know.’ ‘Lmao’ ‘No escaping sissy’ ‘At least someone’s getting creampied’ ‘Who’s the guy?’ Every message is dropping at once so I don’t have time to check the name tag and know who sent what but each text leaves me confused. Do I just play along? For all I know they could be joking.