Funny Fat Jokes

Lucy Drew faced a turning point, as she prepared to accept her nature. But when her expected powers don’t appear on her twentieth birthday, everything she believed crumbles. Rejected by her mate, Prince Geoffrey, and betrayed by her best friend Laura, Lucy is forced into the wild, where surviving is her only choice. When her family seeks safety with the ruthless Bloodwood Pack, led by the mysterious and cursed Alpha, Karl Bloodwood, Lucy gets caught in a mix of secrets and risks. As her relationship with Karl grows stronger, so does the threat of an old curse that endangers his life and affects their new bond. Stories of previous partners who met a terrible end trouble Lucy as she struggles with her new power and the scary idea that her fate might be linked to a darkness she never expected. With dangerous enemies hiding in the dark and betrayal always just a moment away, Lucy faces a tough challenge. Can she find out what is going on in time to prevent history from repeating itself? Or will the love that is destined for her and her partner become a painful sacrifice to an ancient curse that demands blood? Join Lucy on this exciting journey filled with unexpected betrayals, inner strength, and a love that is not allowed. In this story, the difference between love and danger becomes less clear with every thrilling surprise that happens...

"In a world of werewolves, Humans, witches and vampires, twin alphas Jayden and Kayden rule their respective packs, The Blumoon pack. Alpha Jayden is the alpha of the Blu pack and Alpha Kayden is the Alpha of Moon pack. Kayden is the eldest and Jayden is the youngest. But when Jayden discovers his human mate, Muna Carmichael, his world is turned upside down. Muna has vowed to avenge her parents' deaths, and she never expected her mate to be a werewolf, let alone an alpha. As Muna and Jayden are forced together by the bonds of the moon Goddess, they find themselves falling for each other. But with Muna's vow for revenge hanging over their heads, will they be able to find happiness together?" Will she find out the main truth regarding her parents death. will she find out her true identity? Why's Jayden's ex girlfriend coming back now that Jayden loves his mate? Will they be able to conquer and fight the unforseen people after Thier bond? Read To find out.

He is Prince Dymitri Lance Montague of the Kingdom of Nirvana, and she's his maid. They both fell in love with each other, but Serene clearly knew that their story was not a Cinderella-like love story with a happy ending. Hindi lamang ang estado nila sa buhay ang hadlang sa kanilang pag-iibigan kundi higit ang magulang ng binata na tutol sa kanilang relasyon. Ginawa ng mga ito ang lahat para paghiwalayin sila. Isang masakit na kasinungalingan na naging dahilan para labis siyang kamuhian ng binata. Na deport si Serene pabalik ng Pilipinas kasabay ng pagkakatuklas niya na siya'y nagdadalang-tao. Limang taon ang lumipas, habang naghihintay ng masasakyan si Serene kasama ang apat na taong gulang na anak mula sa pinapasukan nitong kindergarten, bigla itong tumawid sa kalsada ng hindi niya namamalayan. Muntik na itong masagasaan kung hindi lang mabilis ang driver ng SUV sa pagpreno. Ngunit hindi lang iyon ang nagpayanig sa buong pagkatao ni Serene, ikinagimbal niya rin ng labis ng masilayan niya ang mukha ng lalakeng bumaba mula sa backseat ng sasakyan. Si Dylan.. na noo'y biglang tumiim ang mga mata ng mapadako ang tingin sa kanyang anak.

Jane falls in love with Henry, a rich guy who loves her back. Unknown to Jane, her best friend Nina fell in love with a Henry whom she had never met before. Nina is a possessive girl that does anything for love and now all hell is let loose when they find out they are in love with the same man.

Determined to leave the Blue Moon Pack and start her life anew, as someone other than the pack traitor’s daughter, Aurora Macafee seeks counsel with the Alpha of the Pack, Grayson Ramona on her eighteenth birthday. As she walks through the pack house Aurora’s wolf Estella screams the one word Aurora wished never existed. MATE. Grayson Romana is just shy of his twenty fifth birthday and he is getting concerned that the rumors circulating the pack may be true. That the Romano family is cursed. Just when he is getting ready to chose his Luna, instead of waiting for his fated mate, Grayson hears a knock on his office door, followed by the most intoxicating scent of cinnamon with hints of chocolate, his mate hollering mate over and over again in his mind, hurrying to open his door he is greeted by the sight of a beautiful woman. “Uhh Hi, I’m Aurora Macafee.” No, surely this had to be a mistake, the moon goddess wouldn’t pair him with the pack’s traitor would she?

Aisha comes home from the summer holidays, willing to explore a new beginning with her best friend in school but then a handsome looking stranger came into the picture and everything began to change, things she had no control of and, her world turned upside down.

As Quinn gets closer to her 18th birthday, power that is beyond comprehension begins to make its appearance in the most inconvenient way. Labeled a “freak” and the undesired future Luna of her pack, she seeks refuge at a neighboring pack. What she’s not expecting? That everything she has even known about her parents and life has been a lie. Quinn decides to stay with the neighboring pack with some familiar faces as she learns and explores the power that she beholds. She will soon learn that not only her pack but also the ones that surround her will depend on her ability to harness her power and be able to use it against a lingering threat.

In her past life Anastacia(Anna) William suffered from the hand of her step mother and sister and face betrayal form those she thought as loved onesShe is framed by the sister and a scumbag boyfriend sent to prison for a crime she didn’t commit. After being release, things change as she found out that her mother had died and her supposed to be boyfriend was marrying her stepsister….Opening her eyes, she found herself in a rather familiar scene, where her nightmare began… what will she suffer the same fate...? Was this her second chance to correct everything?“Mr. wolf please be gentle…”“Have not started yet and you are already tired...?”

Portia 'Tia' Colby has always been ignored in favor of her twin sisters. The only people who truly acknowledged her are her mom and her best friends, Mark and Lynn. The future Alphas of the Emerald Lake Park are identical twins. They are eager to take over but have yet to find their fated mate. They decide to take chosen mates instead. What happens when Portia is made to return home for the Alpha ceremony and runs across her mate...or mates, the Alpha twins themselves? What does her family say when, before her appearance, her twin sisters were set to become Lunas of the Emerald Lake Pack? Who will become Luna? How will her family react? This is a series that contains: Three Fated Hearts, TFH: Another Chance, TFH: Things Change, and TFH: Making Things Right

Cara worked hectically in the Shadow white pack clan as a slave after escaping from her own pack who tried to kill her. She soon found out that her mate was the future Alpha Ethan of the Shadow white pack. She got rejected by Ethan who thought she was just a good for nothing slave. Did she get back with Ethan or rather found a new mate?