Novel & Cerita Funny Greek Gods

“Selene and I thought it would be funny.” Blood pours from his mouth, before they can ask what he meant. “Selene?” Sil asks Iris. Iris looks around at the minor gods bleeding to death. Zeus, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena and Hera can’t maintain their giant status and are the same size as Titan. “They are drunk. She poisoned the wine. That is why they look so afraid. She had Dionysos poison them,” Iris tells Sil. “That is a good thing. It means we will win,” Sil tells her.

“Can we get on with the training, please?” Ophois laughed. “So proper on the outside, but you have the heart of a huntress.” I squeezed my eyes shut and gave myself a mental kick for not remaining silent. Up until Demeter had mentioned this guy’s name, I’d only ever heard of the major Egyptian gods: Isis, Osiris, Anubis, Ra. Ophois called himself the Opener of the Way, but what if he was really the Egyptian god of mischief? Or discord? Or the anti-cupid who liked to break up fated mates?

Earth Goddess cries, “I didn’t know she was obsessed with you!” Water isn’t as apologetic, “Yeah, why is she pregnant with your baby?” Apollo mean mugs her but she keeps going, “Couldn’t you impregnate a human or something?” Earth Goddess laughs, “They’d make Hercules look like a wimp!” All three laugh but stop when the moon Goddess's voice booms and causes the water to echo. They all jump and watch as she storms in, “I am getting tired of this! How many babies should you have? You are so out of hand!”

Did a letter get sent out or something, geez? “Please forgive my brothers rudeness. I am Hades, this is Poseidon, and that’s Zeus.” Hades said. I couldn’t help it, I burst out laughing. Are they serious? The big three Greek gods? Upon seeing my hysterics Zeus and Hades looked shocked, Poseidon on the other hand took the lead. “I know, our names tend to cause that reaction. Your mom Gaia sent us.” Poseidon said. That stopped my laughing immediately. “My mom?” I asked.

She did not know who God of War Is Here was, and she even did not know what he planned to do. If he was the same kind of person as Marcellus, she was going to suffer. Luckily, God of War Is Here was not like Marcellus. After a long silence, God of War Is Here sent his first comment. [Moon, please feel free to sing. Don’t be affected by anyone. I’ll protect you.] [Dang! Bro, you’re amazing!] [Pfft! Where’s Marcellus now? Didn’t he brag about being rich? Did he become deaf after a real bigwig showed up? Come out now!]

I asked, my voice struggling to hide the laughter and soon after, I giggled, accepting his humour and comedic genius, "you are quite the comedy genius, Master Abigor." He chuckled, capturing me in his arms as he held me close, bending over and placing his lips to my neck and I shivered, "I never joke, my Aphrodite," he whispered against my neck, the vibrations from his voice coursing through my body and causing a spark of desire in the lower parts of my stomach. "Immortality only exists for the Gods, Master Abigor," I told him, my hands reaching into his luscious hair and playing with the silky strands that I could never get enough of, "what do you speak of?"

"Urgh, you guys and your mate issues. Anyway, she bears the spirit of Rhea, who is my father Zeus mom. That literally makes her my grandma dummy!" Everyone burst into laughter. Honestly, there is no getting mad with this childish god. Gunther is driving and since I gave him the location, he is cruising with no problem at all. We start laughing at Hermes tales about his life as a bear. We did not even notice that we had arrived.

"The plan your eminence is to stage a small war, one to get Zeus out but not enough for him to need the bolt. And also, to get all the other gods out and fighting." Balchazar spoke like an educated man....well, in ancient Greece, that wasn't like any surprise. The men were on top and us women were down below, I would know, I was slut shamed for being raped. Thank you ancient Greece! If you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic in the last part.

They argued amongst themselves, had love affairs, and blanketed their preferred mortals down on earth however each had a greater serious function to play in the Greek view of the world and so they represented essential ideals and elements of the human condition such as justice, loyalty, wisdom, beautiful music and the altering of the seasons. The fashionable 12 Olympian gods are: Zeus Hera Athena Apollo Poseidon Ares Artemis Demeter Aphrodite Dionysos Hermes Hephaistos Zeus was the king of the Olympian gods and the supreme deity in Greek religion. Often referred to as the Father, as the god of thunder and the 'cloud-gatherer', he managed the weather, provided symptoms and omens and commonly

Just as he was about to take a sip, Hela appeared behind Ares with her hands on her hips. "Big broooooo!!!! Is Big Bro taking Grey out for drinks again?!" ** Grey entered the Zeus—Corp building. The name Zeus was a joke created by Ares based on his and Hela's characters. According to Ares, he was the god of war, and Hela was the mother of the gods, so it was fitting for his company to have the name of the king of gods.