Funny Greek Mythology Quotes Novels & Stories

He gave me a soft smile, making me return a shy smile. “You know, in Greek mythology, Althaia was the Queen of Calydon, and a woman of fierce passion. She is celebrated in an ancient story about the fate of her son, Meleager. When he was born, the Moirai, or the Fates in English, came to foretell his future, and they predicted he would die as soon as one of the sticks in the fireplace burned out completely. When Althaia heard that, she pulled the stick from the fire, put the fire out, and hid it in a safe place.”

They thought I would match the goddess of wisdom, Athena. Unfortunately, from all those meaningful meanings, I only got stuck with one—courage. My mom's Greek so she used to tell me stories about mythology when I was little but I myself, don't really give a damn about Greek mythology. I only know one though, Cupid which is Eros and Eros which is Cupid. Make sense.

he said, "Just like his mother" he continued, "We are unfamiliar with her" she said, "Is that your third question?" He asked, "Second, you didn't mark the other one as the second" she retorted, He was bristling in anger, his moustache doing a movement like the cartoons, "She was ketolia, goddess of the dying" he answered, They even had a goddess of the dying, a very strange world indeed. jason had been watching the movement of his wrist, he seemed to be losing his grip on the staff, it won't be long,

Poseidon asks and the girl looks over here making me hold in my laughter and I'm sure Death was doing the same thing Tears were pooling in my eyes as I tried not to laugh and I'm sure I was red. "Are you guys okay?" Demeter asks Aphrodite and Zeus exchange glances before smiles graze their lips as we hold in our laughter. "What's funny?" Poseidon asks as Ariel stands beside him I swear she looks exactly like her too. Just then, Death bursts into laughter, followed by me, after probably hearing my thoughts. "Maybe they don't hate each other," Hera says We both stop laughing and look at each other before grimacing and scooting away from each other.

“Lycaon's palace was a place of darkness and fear, where the sounds of screams and wailing echoed through the halls.” “One day, Zeus, the king of the gods, decided to test Lycaon's hospitality.” Rune looked at me to know if I was following. I was. “It's a common thing amongst the Greek gods then, wait till I tell you about that one time he turned to a rat, or was it's bird ?, so he could sleep with a human,” “Rune!” I called, “Story, assignments, history!” I said waving my jazz hands. “Fine” he sighed, disappointed with my lack of interest in his diversion,”

Zoey shouted and pressed for the ground floor button. "What? Now I'm a cheater? Great!" "Don't shout at me!" "Don't shout at me, too! You're hurting my feelings!" "Cheaters don't have feelings!" Dionysus looked like he was about to give up. "For fuck's sake! I just thought of that name because I fancy Greek mythology so much, alright? I'm a bookworm and I always loved to read books about Greek gods and goddesses. Please, will you believe me?" Zoey remained silent. "Hey. If you want proof, we can go to the library now. It's on the second floor, beside my workroom here."

“I never did” Hades was with her in the next moment and took her arm in a firm grip. “Is this some kind of a new play? Do you never get tired of all this shit” “Hades you have to listen to me” She pleaded. “Listen to what? Since the day you have come back all the problems have entered back in” “Áse pou den xéreis típota” His grandmother said. (Hades you do not know anything) “Stamáta ekeí. Na stamatísei.” He stopped her with her finger. (Stop right there. Stop.)

"You know because..because if I hadn't fallen into the well like I did, it wouldn't be you who I would end up meeting." "It might have been Zeus." My nose scrunched at the possibility. When he did not react, I got the confidence to continue. "I don't think anycome could love this world the way you do." I smiled and seeing how everything seemed awfully sweet I had to point out. "But I had to treat this old greek god with a big ego." The emphasis on 'old' was cleverly made and the damage was done. I received passionate glares in return and having the natural affinity towards gorgeous danger, I casually put in.

“Yeah but it’s different with Cal. Ricky and her are just friends so he doesn’t need to worry about being molested by her.” He still didn’t look too happy, but at least he wasn’t fuming. Somehow we got onto the topic of Greece and Morpheus kept the conversation going by telling us kinky stories from Greek mythology. I think that it was just in response to Vi saying how boring the Greeks have become. Boring? I wish! I heard a car pull up in the driveway, car doors slamming shut. A clicking of heels as the owner trod confidently up the front steps and - like in a horror movie – opened the door slowly.

Expected from smarty-pants. "Hello Scylla." "C'mon, I can see the frustration and annoyance drip from your voice, at least hide it a little. Hope you'll love your time in hell my queen." Talk about dripping annoyance. And great, everyone knew Hades as a pervert. "It's not as nice as you think." "Hmmph, we all say that." "I don't have the charisma or strength for this. Where's Euryale?" "In her room, just a warning, knock first."