Funny Hernia Surgery Memes Novels & Stories

The leader of the agitators, Benjamin Wilson, glared at me as if he wanted to tear me apart. His spit sprayed across my face as he shouted, "My son had a simple hernia surgery yesterday, and you cut his sperm duct? Are you trying to end our family line?" Curious patients and their family members gathered around us, pointing and whispering about me. I mentally reviewed yesterday's surgery; there hadn't been a single mistake throughout the entire procedure.

Sheldon nodded and said with a dash of arrogance on his face, “I hope the Tokyo Police Department and Homeland Security can understand this reason. There are times where necessary surgeries must be performed. Leaving cancerous tissues around will only drag down the whole city. Flying over here, I just did the favor by performing a precise surgical operation on Tokyo to remove the cancerous cells!” Yahiko nodded in agreement, but spat in his heart, Damn, this Sheldon Schulz is really outrageous and he’s getting more shameless as he speaks!

But I bet they have not seen a ghost yet. I forced my face to stay calm as I had a plan — I’d thought of everything. This could not slip away from me. I would bet that there was no panic because I was all full of smirk. Oh! Is this the mark that they are hyping up and down. Actually, I had a course to go through a surgery and in the process my appendix was removed too and to think it's at the same spot made it all look perfect. But it has not even been 5 years since I had that but it seems to be as healed and old like the one I am seeing in Yvonne.

“Pull out the small intestine? People will die!” Paulette shook his head and said, “We were misled by him. Why do we have to pull out the small intestine?” “What else?” “Surgery! The two missions just now reminded me! We can do the surgery ourselves! As long as we cut a small hole in the stomach, we can take out the small intestine, find the key, and stuff the small intestine back in. Then, we can suture the wound. Compared to the injuries we suffered during the missions, this surgery is not considered complicated!”

Scott, Greg, and I paraded the hallway, waiting for news of the surgery, when a surgeon came out after a fifteen-hour surgery. I rushed towards the doctor who had a frown on his face, “I'm sorry,” he said, and I froze, gawking at him, “The surgery… it was successful.” My knees buckled, and I fell to the ground, hitting my back on the wall as I covered my face with my hand, taking a deep breath. The doctor smiled and walked away… that wasn't funny. Greg and Scott walked towards me, “Hey…” “He said he's sorry the surgery was successful,” I blurted out, my voice breaking.

Today is a day I chose to be happy. “It will be a while.” He answered. Surely, he isn’t about to be in the hospital for the rest of his life. “Maybe two months, I have a surgery scheduled for next month. Open heart surgery.” I gasped in shock at his words. I knew he was sick but I didn’t expect him to be so sick that he needed open-heart surgery. “Don’t look so worried, it’s not my first major surgery. I am a pro already.” He joked. I wonder how he can still joke about something like that and I realized joking about it must be his way of making it less scary.

she said sadly, her eyes almost filling with tears. But Yaya Meme suddenly interrupted, arms crossed. “Well… at least you still got to see your Papa Gerald! Meanwhile, I haven’t seen my Papa Drick for such a long time!” she said dramatically, sighing like an actress in a soap opera. The two of them turned to look at each other. They stared, frowned, raised their eyebrows, and after a few seconds, burst out laughing as if they hadn’t just gone through chaos earlier. “Hey! Maybe tomorrow Papa Gerald and Papa Drick will have their own fan club!” Rhia joked, pointing at Meme.

The doctor chuckled. “Maybe I’m superman,” said Luca with a small laugh. Jedi and Williams chuckled as well. “Not Ironman?” asked Liam amused. Luca looks at him indignantly. “Iron man doesn’t have superhuman healing.” Dr Jayden laughed more. “Alright can I have you lay down so that I can check your surgery incisions?” Luca nodded and laid back onto the bed. Dr Jayden carefully lifted Luca’s shirt up so that he could take a look. “Those look very good.” He put Luca’s shirt back down and helped him sit up.

He couldn't think of anything else except that Joe Moore's close friend knew about his illness, then he fainted, and his trusted doctor performed the surgery because it was considered an emergency. However, Joe had probably forgotten something very important. When he heard the young doctor's explanation, Joe was stunned. Damn, so ... what Ethan said was true? He knew about my leaky gut and he treated me by .... Joe was very confused. Because it was clear that Ethan had not cut open his stomach at all. There was no medical procedure performed on him. He only treated him using needles that he thought were acupuncture needles. However, strangely, there were clear natural stitches inside his sto

“I cannot wait for the day Vera good gets into a fight and Eden would not be there!” “That day will be brutal” I closed the laptop. I opened it again immediately and refreshed. There was a meme now. Someone had taken a part of the video and turned it into a GIF, the exact moment Erica had me by the hair and my face was doing something undignified, and put it side by side with a stock image of a cat being held by the scruff. The account that posted it had no profile picture, no followers, no posts except this one. I knew who made it. WREN!