Funny Hernia Surgery Memes Novels & Stories

Scott, Greg, and I paraded the hallway, waiting for news of the surgery, when a surgeon came out after a fifteen-hour surgery. I rushed towards the doctor who had a frown on his face, “I'm sorry,” he said, and I froze, gawking at him, “The surgery… it was successful.” My knees buckled, and I fell to the ground, hitting my back on the wall as I covered my face with my hand, taking a deep breath. The doctor smiled and walked away… that wasn't funny. Greg and Scott walked towards me, “Hey…” “He said he's sorry the surgery was successful,” I blurted out, my voice breaking.

The doctor chuckled. “Maybe I’m superman,” said Luca with a small laugh. Jedi and Williams chuckled as well. “Not Ironman?” asked Liam amused. Luca looks at him indignantly. “Iron man doesn’t have superhuman healing.” Dr Jayden laughed more. “Alright can I have you lay down so that I can check your surgery incisions?” Luca nodded and laid back onto the bed. Dr Jayden carefully lifted Luca’s shirt up so that he could take a look. “Those look very good.” He put Luca’s shirt back down and helped him sit up.

He couldn't think of anything else except that Joe Moore's close friend knew about his illness, then he fainted, and his trusted doctor performed the surgery because it was considered an emergency. However, Joe had probably forgotten something very important. When he heard the young doctor's explanation, Joe was stunned. Damn, so ... what Ethan said was true? He knew about my leaky gut and he treated me by .... Joe was very confused. Because it was clear that Ethan had not cut open his stomach at all. There was no medical procedure performed on him. He only treated him using needles that he thought were acupuncture needles. However, strangely, there were clear natural stitches inside his sto

I entered and before I could sit, three got down from their bed and surrounded me. “ You have very pretty hair.” “ Thank you. And so does your mom.” “ No. It's a wig. Mom is fighting cancer. I know she will win. So I have to go through this surgery so I can be stronger and more helpful to her.” I chuckled, assenting with a nod. I had a good time laughing with them that every pain disappeared and in that moment, I felt whole again. My new friend had a hole in the chest. The other one had hernia, and the third wanted his appendix removed quickly.

It took her five hours to finish the surgery, and the moment she left the operating theater, her colleagues started teasing her. When she went to the nurses’ station, they joined in the teasing too. “Stop it guys, please” she pleaded, her face red to the roots of her hair. “That was some kiss, Dr Cunard” one of her male co-surgeon, Dave teased. He was a tall man with green eyes and curly brown hair and wears a spectacle just below the bridge of his straight nose. “About time we see you with a guy.”

Brie whispered, with a small sob in her low voice. "You made me the happiest man on this earth, Brie," he rasped hoarsely. "I will do my best to make you the happiest woman alive!" "To be your love has made me happy and ecstatic, Vino!" she laughed delightedly. "Oh, my love!" Their lips caressed each other. The tender scene was destroyed with a loud grumble. "What's that?" "My large intestine is eating my small intestine," she said with a straight face. He was dumbfounded. He missed the joke. Or maybe, he didn't know she was joking.

Second Aunt George said discontentedly "I am telling the truth." "Uncle, what aunt said is the truth" Agnes who was sitting on the side of the bed smiled sarcastically. "No matter how bad the surgery of stomach cancer is, it can't hurt your brain. Did you lose your memory? Oh, who the hell are you trying to fool? Hailey today, Cokes cooperation publicly canceled the cooperation with George's cooperation. Did you persuade Nikolai to do that?"

“Say ahhhhh.” Trey laughed and opened his mouth. “Ahhhhh.” Eric tilted his head to look in Trey’s mouth. “Tonsils appear normal. Don’t tell me…” Eric looked gravely serious. Sed couldn’t help but snigger at his antics. “Don’t tell you what?” Trey asked. “They performed the wrong surgery. You’ve had…” Eric closed his eyes as if the thought was too difficult to bear. “…a vaginoplasty.” Trey scowled and flipped him off. “Aw, f**k you, Eric.”

he cried, horrified. “I don’t know what happened,” the doctor admitted. “You must have really pissed someone off.” Nathan and Carter chuckled when they heard this particular turn of phrase, and the doctor began to blush uncomfortably. “They cut your genitals off and fed them to your dogs,” he continued. “But don’t worry, our plastic surgeon will construct a workable pee hole for you.” Richard shuddered, and when he said nothing more, the doctor left. On his way out, he crossed paths with Nathan’s computer guy, who was on his way in.

“The patient… or the hot surgeon?” I scoffed dramatically, rolling my eyes so hard it almost hurt. “Rare? Hot?” I repeated in mock disgust. “Please.” Razen burst into laughter. “Sure, Atarah. Whatever helps you sleep at night.” I walked away before she could tease me further, but unfortunately, my heart continued acting embarrassingly stupid for the rest of the day. BY THE EVENING, the entire hospital was buzzing once again. Another successful surgery. Another life saved by Dr. Rare Cedrick Grison.