Funny Hernia Surgery Memes Novels & Stories

“The patient… or the hot surgeon?” I scoffed dramatically, rolling my eyes so hard it almost hurt. “Rare? Hot?” I repeated in mock disgust. “Please.” Razen burst into laughter. “Sure, Atarah. Whatever helps you sleep at night.” I walked away before she could tease me further, but unfortunately, my heart continued acting embarrassingly stupid for the rest of the day. BY THE EVENING, the entire hospital was buzzing once again. Another successful surgery. Another life saved by Dr. Rare Cedrick Grison.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

Kieran's POV: Adrien was right, I have nothing to do now as I was grounded. I was bored out of my wits. I sighed and surfed the internet, just to find the video of me punching that douchebag Tyler. People had added numerous funny BGM and effects to make it even worse. "Great, I am a meme now." I groaned and stuffed my face in the cushion. "It will pass by." Adrien said to me, however, he clearly looked amused. He must have seen all of them.

He didn’t sigh when she arrived three minutes late to a pitch. He smirked — smirked! — when she called him “Spreadsheet Daddy” under her breath. And then, on Friday, the impossible happened. He laughed. Not a smirk. Not a scoff. A real, low, quiet chuckle. All because she’d Photoshopped his face onto a Renaissance painting for a meme she titled: "Sebastian Mason, Patron Saint of Budget Cuts." It was in the middle of a staff email chain titled “Friday Madness.” She hadn’t expected him to see it.

Since when did those two become so close? "Hey! Harvey, wait for me!" Niamh saw Harvey turn and walk away without even acknowledging her words. She quickly chased after him. … At the hospital, Theodore was placed on the operating table. Lying on his stomach, he smirked at the lead surgeon. "You can charge me double for the surgery—I'll make the Fishers cover the bill." The surgeon, who was an old acquaintance, sliced open Theodore's shirt with a scalpel while teasing, "I'd say you're the one skinning people alive. Should I exaggerate your injuries a little to make that woman cry her eyes out?"

She said plainly, “I can forgive you if you bring back the women whose organs you harvested and sold. I think someone might need a genital transplant.” She cut through his pants and sliced off his genitals while the man screamed for help like a woman. His family members could not take it since they had benefited from the work he did. Each one who stood up never saw it coming until knives stuck in their throats. Eyes widened and Jenna never saw Casper smile so broadly in public. Jim was screaming with blood gushing out on where his genitals once stuck.

I just squeeze her hand again. "And you'll be very very good after this short surgery", Dr Maira turns to her. "And you know the best part about this surgery is, it's not like other surgeries. No big weapons and blood. And you'll be able to see and talk. No pain" Chrissie parts her lips in awe. "Really? It's not like soap operas? Cutting stomach with scissors?" This is the one freaking time I regret letting her watch things like that. But I never knew she would go through this at such an early age. This feels like crap!

“Accidents happen, especially with your recent surgery. You're good.” Until there is a snicker, low and mocking.

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"