Funny Hernia Surgery Memes Novels & Stories

He didn’t sigh when she arrived three minutes late to a pitch. He smirked — smirked! — when she called him “Spreadsheet Daddy” under her breath. And then, on Friday, the impossible happened. He laughed. Not a smirk. Not a scoff. A real, low, quiet chuckle. All because she’d Photoshopped his face onto a Renaissance painting for a meme she titled: "Sebastian Mason, Patron Saint of Budget Cuts." It was in the middle of a staff email chain titled “Friday Madness.” She hadn’t expected him to see it.

"Stop acting like here is some damn government house.” "What are you doing here?” He rephrased himself. “Right, this is more like it,” I admitted cheerfully. "I want the footage of the day Jasmine’s first surgery got viral... Everyone in the room during the operation and...” Oddly, he began to laugh like a toddler. I was forced to stop and scoffed at the clown in front of me. “You must be delusional.” He responded after a while. “And you must be way more stupid than I thought you to be if you think I came here to bluff.’

One of them even started wheezing from the lack of air due to the intense contractions his laughter produced. "Funny. Now tell me who you really are." He smiles but it wasn't a kind one. It wasn't like the soft uplifting curve of Dr. Miller nor was it similar to the comforting smile of her sister Nova. In all honesty, Nora felt disgusted. "I was just looking for help for my sister. She has to have surgery and it's expensive." She told them as it was, once again receiving amused responses from all of them. 'What was so funny?' She thought.

“How did you even convince them to consider surgery?” Ava hesitated. “I…told Kain that I'd do the surgery myself,” she finally revealed. There was a short pause. Liam needed a moment to process those words. “What?!” He exclaimed. “What the fuck do you mean?!” Confusion was written all over his face. Ava laughed at this. “It's no big deal,” said Ava, her shoulders held high “I'm a surgeon, and I deal with broken bones, joints, and stuff” Was she trying to make a joke? Liam was still puzzled. He tried to calm himself “Ava, you're a surgeon”

While Howard went mad, and Sharon was not about to divulge to anyone about it, Kisa wondered who leaked that embarrassing story. Lea was still laughing. "Kisa, did you see that? They said her chin looked like a hoe. I can't help laughing." Kisa tossed the tablet back to Lea and said amusedly, "You have read every single comment of this drama, haven't you?" "Pretty much. Those comments are so funny. They even say the woman peed in her pants during the abduction, which is kind of nonsensical but hilarious." As if something came to mind, Lea said afterward, "Hey, you were abducted along with her last time, weren't you? You should know if she really peed in her pants, right?"

"Do you think I don't want to? When we were at the hospital, she told the doctor about my condition. The dude is such a bad actor; he told her the soup wouldn't help, and I had to undergo surgery." Vermont clenched his teeth and continued, "I thought she would get off my back and stop trying to feed me chicken soup. But now, she's trying to find doctors to operate on me." Keegan laughed upon hearing that. "I say just go for it. You'd be able to openly declare yourself healthy once you come out of the operating room." "It's easy for you to say. Why don't you go for it?" 'It's not like I haven't had surgery done on my penis before.' Just as Keegan was thinking this, his phone rang. He checked

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

It wasn't just me who heard what Hubert Lock said. His parents heard them too. Laidman Lock immediately raised a hand and smacked Hubert lightly on the arm, irritation creeping into his voice. "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Who jokes with their wife like that?" Michelle Lock quickly patted the back of my hand and comforted me softly. "Crystal, don't take it to heart. It's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Hubert was just being thoughtless and making a joke."

Several uniformed police officers burst into the room. Behind them was Stephanie Lane from our company's finance department, along with a few other colleagues from other departments. Stephanie's eyes were red and swollen. The moment she rushed in, she pushed through the crowd and grabbed Vanessa by the hair, hard. "Vanessa, you heartless monster! Give me my money back! That was the money I saved for my mom's heart bypass surgery! That money would've saved her life!" she wailed uncontrollably, frantically clawing at Vanessa's clothes.

Asswipes. It took full 7 hours and 45 minutes to actually complete mending the sorry guy’s back with screws and bones. What made the surgery longer was that we had to decompress the spinal nerves; that and other things that just made me want to curl up into a ball and die. By the time I left the OR, I felt like a true walking zombie and I was famished. I was thankful when Laura-my best friend and the hospital gynecologist burst into my office holding a bag of food. She laughed when I attacked the food without paying her any attention.