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"You think? Well, I don't have the big boobs you'd expect, but at least I'm very loyal. In fact, I've been with you all my life. You should think about it." "You know the answer." Alby replied looking amused. Logan shook his head slowly. "Why? Got the one I just forgot." "Your fault," Logan's eyebrow rose. "What did I do wrong?" "It's your fault that you have a tail between your thighs. You... Can't wake me up." The two grown men laughed. Typical jokes between them are always vulgar. Never far from the crotch. It's actually normal, especially if there is Keenan, it's been confirmed that their dirty words will continue.

She barely laughed at his jokes. “What’s funny?”

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

It might help if I get lost…or accidentally set the apartment on fire,” I teased, getting a hint of a smile that he buried by denying. "Or you'll probably starve the poor animal to death," he returned the joke, narrowing his gaze, making the lines of expression visible at the corners of his eyes. Since the incident in my bathroom we acquired the ability to joke when it came to Alzheimer's. Black jokes made the situation less overwhelming. He was the first person he could joke with like this. My friends didn't like it when he said things like that and found it cruel; what they didn't understand was that at the end of the day the one who would live in limbo would be me, and taking it so seriou

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He said flippantly. “Secondly, do exactly as you’re told and I’m sure my brother will go easier on you. If he says to clean his feet; clean his feet. If he tells you to bend over; well, hm, bend over and hope he just wants to fuck.” He laughed a little at that, but I did not find the joke amusing at all.

he said, "I would be in hot water. But there are a few chaps I'll share a good laugh with when I need it." "Oh really?" I asked, "They must be near your age. Sorry if that was rude! I just can't imagine a bunch of gray heads laughing at a joke." Now he did laugh. "You're quite right," he said, "I suppose they must be near enough in age, a little older here, little younger there," he shrugged casually, "Pfft, it's a party. Age doesn't matter." Better back off, Jenna. He already got weird once. Don't push it.

For some reason, it was deeply funny. “Do you not know how to wash a pepper?” I asked. “I know how,” he insisted, rinsing it like it was contaminated. “I’m just… doing it thoroughly.” “You’re power-washing it.” “It deserves cleanliness,” he said, dead serious. I laughed, and the sound surprised me because it came out easy. Jace glanced over his shoulder, and for a second he looked… pleased. Like he’d accomplished something just by making me laugh. Which was ridiculous.

I snorted before I coughed up some more smoke. "I wish you would." John laughed. "Lord, John, you shouldn't say shit like that." "Why not? You can't knock it until you try it." John winked at me and started to burst out laughing; he was dim. What would Pepper think if she heard her son talk like this? He better be glad it was just me that heard him. Not everyone would be as understanding when it came to nelly jokes. "Stop bumping your gums." I shook my head at him with a smile.

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.