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“Ahahaha!” The third baby told the joke that was obviously funny to the fourth, ‘cause his lovely laughter filled the room and he realized it was the voice that had brought him up his feet. He watched the fourth fall on his back from his laughter, getting up again to listen to the third speak before crying out again.

Theodore A huge guy who I recognize from the IT crowd, and who was frowning at me from the corner, is now reared up before us. “How the hell do you find this shit funny?” “I didn’t find anything funny. I was just telling my friend about our co-worker who disappeared, and I don’t think we were laughing about it, weren’t we?” I bite back, not caring about keeping it down, as they don’t like me anyway. As expected for such an dumb muscle, he doesn’t take my retort too well and points a finger at me, barking, “Watch your damn mouth, you cheap-ass gigolo. I heard you joking about it before, but this is it.”

"This man is sick." Lindy: I HAVE NEVER MET A MAN AS STUPID AND DIRTY AS YOU! Well too bad, I don't fit your standards. I'm a VERY old woman, with cane, white hairs and wrinkles. Milo smiled to himself, “I have way better jokes than that.” He sounded proud. Mill: That's cute. But you call that funny? Okay, I'm giving you a chance this time. But only one time. Ha-ha. See? I laughed. I laughed at your joke because your like a cute little hot ripe apple that's ready to be eaten.

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

Henry's hands had been tied in a harsh knot, and he was not taken seriously in the slightest. When he woke up, he heard a group of people telling dirty jokes in the car and laughing from time to time. "These rich people are so fun to play with. They think we're stupid, but you're smart, Boss! All you did was dangle some bait, and they fell for it—hook, line, and sinker!" one of the men said in a low voice.

He glanced at Jaden with an evil and mischievous smile. Meanwhile, Jaden almost felt like crying. "Fuck!!" it was a thousand dollars. How could he let it go. A thousand dollar just to clean a shoe. It was down grading but he was truly willing to do it. The thought of the two women in his house made him decide to give in after all, they would only laugh at him and that would be all. It wasn't the first time people would be laughing at him so this one should be a worthy cause.

She stood up and looked him in the eye while the envelope fell freely to the floor. Mia gave the old man two gentle strokes on his hard flesh while breathing heavily in his ear. He left her hand. "You want to play old man?" She whispered in his ear. "You're a dirty old man." He chuckled in ecstasy while closing his eyes, "Yes... Yes." "Good" She smiled and demanded. "Kick off your shoes and take off your trousers. I want to give this bad boy a gentle suck." The Director was in wonder- land. He loved how it was going. He kicked out his shoes and trousers in a flash of the second. Mia smiled after seeing him in his boxers.

I smiled reassuringly at him, believing my own words. “I sure hope you’re right about that.” Feeling awkward and not knowing where the conversation was headed, I decided to crack a joke: “If not, there’s always divorce.” The look on his face hardened, and I wiped my smile off my face instantly. “I’m sorry, sir.” “Marriage and divorce are no laughing matter, son.” “Of course not, sir, I’m so sorry for mentioning it.” I looked down at the ground in shame. Why am I so bad when it comes to people’s parents? I’m a fucking adult, I should know how to talk to other adults!

"I'm actually hearing a Nascent Soul Realm kiddo saying that he was going to catch the Millennium Walking Corpse! Hahaha! This joke I can laugh for a year!" Zhi Luan laughed at him while hitting the ground and pointing at him. It was in tears of laughter. Xiao Chen frowned and glared at it, saying, "Ain't you annoying? I was just joking, stupid cat; you eat too much and get sick! Go away!" Then he kicked it and Zhiluan rolled on the ground a few times.