Funny Lesbian Novels & Stories

“Is it how your boyfriend broke your heart and you went to the club to get drunk to end up having a nightstand with a lady of your gender when you're clearly straight,” “Is it how you're automatically changed from straight to lesbian?” Leah said laughing hysterically with confidence.

Love, Teagan The Closeted Lesbian

Harper smiled at me like I’d hung the moon. Jamie snapped their fingers in support. Leah fist pumped. Dani whispered, “Slay.” Then Sienna spoke. “I used to think ‘queer’ fit me better,” she said softly. “But now I think lesbian fits too. Like it doesn’t feel scary anymore.” I nudged her. “Because you have amazing taste in girlfriends.” She snorted so loudly someone dropped a pen. The meeting kept going people sharing stories, tiny wins, and stupid moments. Leah talked about her crush on the girl who works at Smoothie King.

The idea of the final freaked her out and she was losing her confidence big time. Towards the end of the season, Nora and Stefanie had called a truce. But now we'd made the final, the truce seemed to disintegrate. I could hear them shouting from the other end of the park. "What? What did you say? Say it to my face!" Nora sneered. "It's a fact. I'm in another league," Stefanie retorted back. "Let's think - who scored more homeruns than you?" said Nora, pretending to think. "Oh! It's me! Not Stefanie 'in another league' Jenkins!"

I like this plan and knowing how much of a party girl Leila is I’m sure she won’t say no to a girly night out with her two most favorite women. * * * Jake wasn’t kidding when he said he wanted to try video sex! However, what we’ve ended up doing is laughing a whole lot on a Skype call, while I sit in my underwear and he lies in a hotel bed with a sexy naked torso making me ache. Sexy turned to funny and before we know it, he has me crying tears of laughter. I forget sometimes that he can be quick witted and sharp, his sense of humor is devastating; I can’t remember ever laughing as much as this ever in my life and my muscles ache with the effort.

“Too bad when the pretty ones turn out to be angry lesbos” “Too bad when the handsome ones … no wait … never mind, it doesn’t apply to you”. I turn to Cynamon. “Sorry ... I hope it was okay, but those guys were like totally ogling your boobs and I am not you know ... and angry lesbian ... angry sometimes but not a lesbian. I have nothing against those, most are not at all angry. I just prefer men ... but ...”. “It’s okay”. She holds up her hand with a small giggle. “And I didn't think you were a lesbian”.

She said with her hands trembling. The lady ran to her and that was when I realized their strong similarities. Kate used to tell us about her sister and only family who always acted as a man. The girl used to put on male outfits and she was actually a lesbian. Could this girl be the lesbian sister of hers? So I actually was jealous of a psycho lesbian? Now I feel so stupid.

Lizeth says and she chuckles loudly and her actions at that time makes her look like a lady that has lost her mind but she was in a club that they do not care about what you are doing because every one of them is doing something so crazy. "I thought I was the only one labeled as a b***h because I was cheating on my friend with her boyfriend but who would have thought you are no different sucking the same d***k as your friend," Lizeth continues her monologue and she burst into another round ls of laughter because that was one of the funniest things she has heard as of the moment. After all, it was exhilarating.

She asked, her voice velvety and smooth. "A glass of whiskey for all of us." Selena replied, her perfect manicure fingers intervening on the counter. "Ofcourse, miss." She nodded and went off to get our glasses. "Are girls always that pretty in the bars?" Linda asked making me chuckle. "Definitely, they're perfection." Selena sighed in pleasure. "Damn, shut your lesbian ass." Linda shook her head in amusement. "Babe, its bi, not lesbian." She tsked. "And suddenly I'm not straight." I winked at Selena who licked her lips in response, her hand circling around my bare waist. "You both, just stop." Linda poked her cheek with her tongue.

" The problem, if that's the right word, with two women making love, is that since they can orgasm almost endlessly. Not being familiar with lesbian sex I had no idea how partners decide when they are satiated. Mom laid over Bonnie, her hands under her daughter's amazing ass, her face pressed against my sister's vagina. Bonnie, under, her legs splayed wide, her hands clutching her mother's perfect ass as she licked the opening of her birth, her face messy with mom's cum. Too wild. Never in my wildest fantasies did I picture this. Dad laughed. "Fucking crazy, huh?" "Fucking crazy." I replied as Mom and Bonnie finally broke their incestuous, lesbian embrace. They lay there and looked at us. Bo