Funny Lesbian Novels & Stories

"Don't try anything funny, okay? Some of the girls are still underage." She nodded vigorously with a wide smile. To our surprise, no one stopped us. I guess it was because they saw my VIP pass, or that they probably thought Karmen was one of the models. Elise was quite a familiar face that everyone just smiled at her as they passed by. Everything went smoothly. We got into the dressing room again. Girls walked around the place in their sexy underwear. "Oh my ovaries," Karmen breathed as she looked at them. "This is how lesbians get pregnant."

Queen accused. I didn't like where the confrontation was going but I didn't meddle. Vivian can take care of herself, or so I thought. I was wrong. Vivian laughed manically before responding to her accusations; "You wish! But then I would gladly be a lesbian than have anything to do with the opposite sex! Yes! You heard me right! Infact, I'd rather become a nun than be with boys! Deal with it! I'm a lesbian! Deal with it!"

Leslie could not stop laughing, almost falling from her chair as I told them how I got the job to the time I lost it and rehired this morning. My cousin went out of the kitchen with three cups of coffee on the tray, and I had to stand immediately from the couch to help her. Leslie is working on Addie’s tutorial center website at the dining table. I took the cups, gave one to her partner, got one for me, and placed the last cup on the table. “Why? Is it a mortal sin to tell them I was a lesbian?” I asked, pouting my lips. She pulled a chair, peered at the screen to see what Leslie was typing, and then looked at me. She shook her head.

But that was the nut of the problem. There was one girl in the school who was an open lesbian. Her name was Lisa and she played on the softball team and was all of the clichés that people associated with lesbianism. She was a bit masculine, she was strong and athletic, she had a deeper voice, a bit chubby, and was a bit aggressive. Furthermore, she tended to alienate girls and discomfit boys. It didn't matter that she was a very nice person when you got to know her (Rachael knew Lisa when they were younger and had been friendly acquaintances if not friends). But that wasn't Rachael. She wasn't just suppressing some sort of inner stereotypical lesbian; she was a lesbian and girly-girly.

I'm worried about the question. Luna slowly looked at me. "Are you a lesbian?" she asked me directly. I blinked at her question. I didn't intend to admit it but I slipped. Is there anything else I can do to get it back? I sat up and removed the blockage from my throat. I nodded. "Yes, I am a lesbian. There's nothing wrong with that, right?"

She uses to believe lesbians tends to seek for lustful things though their love looks sincere to each other. However, the truth she just finds out feels like a scene of fictional work. Thus, she responded in careful tone, "Seriously? Your woman is a gold. She doesn't take advantage of you willingly." Skyla flips her fringe and nods in agreement. "Yeah, I agree. As a lesbian, I often hear a case that mentioned female adults trying to rape young girls by certain chances. It's horrible to see that kind of situation," She specifies.

Mari said with a chuckle. "Probably because she knows she's not really a Micheals and is a little whore bastard baby." said another girl with a sneer. They all laughed and walked away. Pack girls have always been mean to me as long as Chloe wasn't around. Chloe was a Goddess send of of a sister however. She had a very kind and couldn't hurt a soul Her mate will be the luckiest man out there when she finds him. ~End of flashback~

Some were like you before I initiated them- proud of myself. She smiled. Karen wondered she was supposed to do. Smile too? A awkward smile appeared on her face. “Yesterday was great,” she repeated. “I mean…I kept thinking about it all through the night. It was this morning I realized it was just the sex but the person.” Was this how lesbians toast? Karen wondered. “You have a beautiful soul.” She placed her hand on Karen’s. “I’m not a lesbian, Lorna.” “But we made sparks yesterday. I enjoyed it as much as you did and I’ll be lying if I said I don’t want to do it again.”

"I am sure that the scandalous gossip concerning my household, and the behavior of that silly daughter of mine, have not passed you by." Of course, the two goddesses knew quite well what had happened, and they sought to cool Venus's raging temper. "My lady, how is it that your daughter's deed has caused you this much anger?" Ceres asked. "What harm is there, we should like to know, in her giving the glad eye to a nicely mortal lass? Don't you realize that Cupid is in the prime of maidenhood, or are you forgetting her age?" "Just because she carries her years beyond her looks, doesn't mean I should disregard the insult dealt to me," Venus spat back.

“You go for girls who aren’t playing with a full deck?” I look at him and roll my eyes. “I’m so not in the mood for lesbian jokes today. ” “Huh. I thought it was pretty funny. ” He eats another gummy bear. “I thought you were finally loosening up with me last night, but looks like I need to work my magic a little harder. ”