Funny Lesbian Novels & Stories

she said, suddenly lost for words. I leaned back and crossed my legs. “You know,” I began, trying to help her out. “It’s hard enough being a lesbian, even though I know there were times when it certainly was harder. But it seems that being a lesbian AND being a woman who loves sex is a bit more than most people can handle,” I laughed.

I turned my gaze back to Aling Jennie who was in the other chair. "That woman is terrible! Cheska was even fired!" Aling Jennie's said was almost loud. "Why was Cheska fired?" Mang Greg asked. Aling Jennie raised her finger again. "How, sir just stared at Cheska because Sir's son was crying. Eh, the demon saw it. And charan! She fired her immediately!" Her companions laughed at the way she told her story. "That boy is unfortunate," Aling Wency whispered. This time I responded. "J-Jacob already has a child?" I asked even though I already knew the answer. I don't know, but I want to ask a question to further the conversation. More information the better.

I like this plan and knowing how much of a party girl Leila is I’m sure she won’t say no to a girly night out with her two most favorite women. * * * Jake wasn’t kidding when he said he wanted to try video sex! However, what we’ve ended up doing is laughing a whole lot on a Skype call, while I sit in my underwear and he lies in a hotel bed with a sexy naked torso making me ache. Sexy turned to funny and before we know it, he has me crying tears of laughter. I forget sometimes that he can be quick witted and sharp, his sense of humor is devastating; I can’t remember ever laughing as much as this ever in my life and my muscles ache with the effort.

Amazing! Hailey said we should leave the stuff in our room because we are going to the massage spa downstairs and to drop at a salon after. "It's pampering time!" she announced. "That's too much!" Aira complained. "Nah, are you shy to let someone touch your body?" Hailey smirked. "Oh, my God! You’re a lesbian?” Hailey teased and that earned a frown from Aira. “You’re really a bitch Hailey. Stop making fun of me,” Aira gritted her teeth. She throws a slipper towards Hailey and the latter run fast and doesn't know where to hide because Aira kept on chasing her.

"We weren't doing anything of that sort. We only came here to catch up.. like have a conversation." She crossed her arms with her brows arched, "A conversation? In the Janitor's room..?" She asked with a disbelieving laugh. "Do I look like a kid to you? I know what I saw kiddo. You were making out with her!" Lisa shoved me aside, moving me behind her back as she came forward, "Don't misinterpret things here, ma'am. We aren't lesbians. And if we were making out, you would have caught us kissing or rather, tribbing on each other without clothes on. But no! We don't love pussies. We love dicks because we're straight, okay? Don't go around spreading fake rumors, Mrs."

“I’m grateful, sir.” She turned to leave. But as she opened the door, a pair of boots were waiting outside — unmistakably Imani’s. I leaned closer to Shawn and whispered, “Do you know what’s going on?” He shrugged. “That they’re both lesbians?” I nodded dramatically, laughing. “Obviously.” “What’s a lesbian?” Diane asked innocently. “Can I be one?” Shawn’s head snapped around. “Diane!” She burst into giggles.

She poked me again, "shut up.. it's not like you've never wanted to have your needs fulfilled.." "Well is it so hard to stick to one person?" "Wasn't about that to me. First of all, lesbian sex is different than what you guys do, you wouldn't know.." I knew exactly what she was talking about but I kept my mouth shut and raised a brow, "riiiight.. it's not like you have a panis you're hiding from me." She laughed and looked at her closet with guilt all over her face. This time I poked her ass, "oh my God Paris you are such a sex freak.."

While the teen lesbian party was taking place Mother was entertaining two other lesbian women and they watched us at play before retiring to Mother’s grand sex boudoir for an afternoon of sexual pleasure. Both women had military experience and had come to give advice for Mother as she planned to form her own army of lesbian warriors. One of the women was a big powerfully built butch lesbian with strong bulging muscles. Meanwhile the schoolgirl orgy was in full swing with panting and screaming girls playing all over the gardens. As Emily worked my clit I felt the shuddering as an orgasm wracked my body and Emily squealed with pleasure as a jet of pussy juice erupted into her mouth. I squirted

I’m a Summers witty comebacks are in my DNA. “You really can’t think of a better insult. I told you before, true or false being a lesbian isn’t an insult. Even if I did swing that way, I told you I wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole. So why are you and your gaggle of plastic cunts giddy this early in the morning?” I arched my brow, eyeing each of them.

She asked and I squinted. So there are lesbians here? Ewww… “Uhm, can you tell me your name, right now, All my brain calls you is snotty and biťch!” I said and the girls chuckled also, even Harmony tried to Hold her laugh. “So you think this is funny, huh? You all think it's funny!?” She snapped and they quickly nodded sideways while I frowned. “Of cause it's funny, let the girls laugh! Are you holding them captive or something?” I asked with a squint and I could see how badly they are trying to refrain themselves.