Funny Lesbian Novels & Stories

She said so casually without even a slight embarrassment in her voice. Geez, did she just said fuck buddy?! "Oh, so can you like, put your clothes back on or something to cover your mansanas?" I'm so embarrassed just by looking at her, it makes me want to pour a gallon of holy water in my eyes. She just laughed, she just f*cking laughed! "Oh, sorry. Nice hair color by the way, are you a lesbian?" My eyes widened at her question, what the f*ck? I look at Clark who's holding his laughter whilst Nathaniel is smirking.

I rolled my eyes, already walking toward the building. “It’s not money, Dorla. Please… just don’t go to Jason’s house right now.” I laughed lightly. “Too late, I’m already here. I’ll call you back later, okay?” I blew her a kiss through the phone. “Dorla, please don’t…” I ended the call before she could finish. Having lesbian friends was honestly a blessing. Out of my three close friends, two were lesbians, Lila and another girl so they had zero interest in men and would never try to steal my boyfriend.

Humans are different in this aspect as well, thought Lesley and Felicia. "Wow. This place is buzzing with stinky people." Lesley blurted out. A group of three women with face drenched in make up and black things mimicking a panda's eyes gave them the side eye. "Oh. From what knowledge I have from human books, these people are called the 'bitches'." Said Lesley yet again, making more people stop and stare at her. Some were about to confront them as well. Just before a man; supposedly the ugly woman's boyfriend was walking up to Lesley and Felicia when suddenly, Felicia dragged the Luna away from the scene. Holding back her laugh was the toughest thing she could ever have done.

I stuttered. A chirpy blonde approached me in all smiles. “Hi, I’m Raina” she introduced, pointing over to a red-haired girl. “And that’s my mate, Sheena. We’re representing the vampire district” Her mate was..a girl? “Raina, you’re...” “I’m a lesbian” She concludes. The smile on her face slowly waxes off as she asks “Does that disgust you?” “Not at all” I say. “I think it’s cute. You two make a cute couple”

“I’m staring because you’re beautiful.” My cheeks went pink I pointed a finger at her. “Listen carefully.” She blinked. “ you’re beautiful but I’m not a lesbian and I have a mate.” For exactly three seconds the library was completely silent then Sera burst into laughter. Loud, uncontrollable laughter that echoed between the towering shelves.

I asked directing my question to Mesi as Destiny's laughter echoed over the line. "You know, lesbian porn is just very overexaggerated and unrealistic as you said and I can't get off if I don't believe they're enjoying themselves, and with gay porn, it's just a lot more realistic, at least to me," she explained and I smiled glancing over to the gate to see Tameka entering and I sent her wordless greeting before returning my undivided attention to the conversation I was currently having over the phone. "Okay I understand," I voiced

I couldn't stop feeling insecure when I saw how skinny they were; I felt like I was overweight even though I wasn't. Surprisingly, one of the female models began flirting with me. To my surprise, she was a lesbian, which didn't show because she didn't look like the typical lesbian who wears male clothing. Still, there are various categories within the LGBTQ community. "I'm sorry, but I am not..." I was going to say that I am not a lesbian when I was rudely interrupted by the female model next to her, who appeared to be her friend. "Oh, Jessica! Is your standard so low that you like someone like her? I mean, come on! How could you possibly like a staff that isn't all that attractive?" I overh

“Is it how your boyfriend broke your heart and you went to the club to get drunk to end up having a nightstand with a lady of your gender when you're clearly straight,” “Is it how you're automatically changed from straight to lesbian?” Leah said laughing hysterically with confidence.

Harper smiled at me like I’d hung the moon. Jamie snapped their fingers in support. Leah fist pumped. Dani whispered, “Slay.” Then Sienna spoke. “I used to think ‘queer’ fit me better,” she said softly. “But now I think lesbian fits too. Like it doesn’t feel scary anymore.” I nudged her. “Because you have amazing taste in girlfriends.” She snorted so loudly someone dropped a pen. The meeting kept going people sharing stories, tiny wins, and stupid moments. Leah talked about her crush on the girl who works at Smoothie King.

The idea of the final freaked her out and she was losing her confidence big time. Towards the end of the season, Nora and Stefanie had called a truce. But now we'd made the final, the truce seemed to disintegrate. I could hear them shouting from the other end of the park. "What? What did you say? Say it to my face!" Nora sneered. "It's a fact. I'm in another league," Stefanie retorted back. "Let's think - who scored more homeruns than you?" said Nora, pretending to think. "Oh! It's me! Not Stefanie 'in another league' Jenkins!"