Funny Lesbian Novels & Stories

She's got moonglow tits that bob in night waters, perfect round globes like curled-up white rabbits with black peaks of areola and gray nipples because she's all poison and ebony eyes and milky skin. She's curled up in my closet in a nest fit for the Zu bird and sweet seraph curses and she crows and speaks the language of birds that are girls, or girls that are monsters, with scaled legs and owl wings from ancient Sumerian carvings, but she's not perched on two lions, her thin wan legs are jumping on your bed and you're throwing pillows at each other and painting her lips and talons with a pop of cherry poison. It's all fun and games until arsenic kisses and slashed throats of words fly, it'

VANCE'S POV WHILE in the last line of what Wena was saying I stepped closer to Clodeth but Quenie preceded me to approach there. Quenie confronted Clodeth and gave her a loud slap. We were all surprised. Oh no, these women are really robbing me of the scene. Come on girls! It's my time to shine! “I’m a lesbian,” Queenie said. "Ten percent of our members in the sorority are lesbians. As our leader, is that what you would say? Is that what we hear from you? How can you lead us well if you hate those like us?"

Nicole blurted out and her words disgusted me all of a sudden, those words always makes me wet and we usually finger each other, gosh I've done dirty things for the sake of being a lesbian. "Get the fuck out of my room and never show your face here, I am no more a lesbian, Get the fuck out of this room now!" I screamed and she burst out laughing walking closer to me, her sight and everything she does now irritates me, she touched my boobs pressing it hard,I got so annoyed and landed a resounding slap on her cheeks and she gasped glaring at me with her burning gaze.

She said so casually without even a slight embarrassment in her voice. Geez, did she just said fuck buddy?! "Oh, so can you like, put your clothes back on or something to cover your mansanas?" I'm so embarrassed just by looking at her, it makes me want to pour a gallon of holy water in my eyes. She just laughed, she just f*cking laughed! "Oh, sorry. Nice hair color by the way, are you a lesbian?" My eyes widened at her question, what the f*ck? I look at Clark who's holding his laughter whilst Nathaniel is smirking.

said the three friends together. “Don’t tell me you want to be a lesbian!” “Shit! Big No!” swore Zeline. “Heartbreak makes you crazy,” said Fini. ~.~.~.~

I rolled my eyes, already walking toward the building. “It’s not money, Dorla. Please… just don’t go to Jason’s house right now.” I laughed lightly. “Too late, I’m already here. I’ll call you back later, okay?” I blew her a kiss through the phone. “Dorla, please don’t…” I ended the call before she could finish. Having lesbian friends was honestly a blessing. Out of my three close friends, two were lesbians, Lila and another girl so they had zero interest in men and would never try to steal my boyfriend.

Humans are different in this aspect as well, thought Lesley and Felicia. "Wow. This place is buzzing with stinky people." Lesley blurted out. A group of three women with face drenched in make up and black things mimicking a panda's eyes gave them the side eye. "Oh. From what knowledge I have from human books, these people are called the 'bitches'." Said Lesley yet again, making more people stop and stare at her. Some were about to confront them as well. Just before a man; supposedly the ugly woman's boyfriend was walking up to Lesley and Felicia when suddenly, Felicia dragged the Luna away from the scene. Holding back her laugh was the toughest thing she could ever have done.

At first Liyla felt bad about it but later she said to herself that she didn't do anything wrong after all the guy got what he deserves for taking advantage of a drunk girl, just like the other man got what he deserves for knocking down a child and ignored it. Liyla laughed feeling good now, she likes this new her who is not scared to take action. When leaving the rest room she could see different unholy sights...two lesbians were completely naked at a corner kissing and fingering their puss* then later stroke their clitoris together for pleasure, also a guy was f*ck*ng a girl in her ass and a whole lot of adulterous act. This made Liyla kind of wet and honey as she watched intensely which

"Syrava's a lesbian!" ***

I couldn't stop feeling insecure when I saw how skinny they were; I felt like I was overweight even though I wasn't. Surprisingly, one of the female models began flirting with me. To my surprise, she was a lesbian, which didn't show because she didn't look like the typical lesbian who wears male clothing. Still, there are various categories within the LGBTQ community. "I'm sorry, but I am not..." I was going to say that I am not a lesbian when I was rudely interrupted by the female model next to her, who appeared to be her friend. "Oh, Jessica! Is your standard so low that you like someone like her? I mean, come on! How could you possibly like a staff that isn't all that attractive?" I overh