Funny Pirate Novels & Stories

"Just you wait. The pirates would surely attack Liam first!" Right as the trust fund kids were mocking Liam, the dozen pirates already climbed up to the deck of the yacht from their speedboats. The pirates just looked like they were living by the sea all year round. They were strong, their skin was tanned, and they were speaking in a dialect that the crowd could not understand. The leader was a tall and strong man. He was 190 centimeters tall and was in his 30s. His skin was tan from being exposed to the sun all year round, and he had a ferocious scar across his face.

"What's so funny?" the pirate asked suspiciously. "Nothing," Seth said. He took a couple steps to the left so that if he raised his hand, the pirate's head would be directly between the war hammer and his hand. "What you playing at?" The pirate rotated his wrist to that his arm still pinned Ale's neck, but the knife was now pointing at Seth instead of her jugular. "That," Seth said the moment the pirate's blade left Ale's neck. He called his hammer with all his might.

Varen puffs out his chest, and Luxe shoves him aside. “You will call him Varen. We’re brothers,” he adds. “So that makes them your problem too.” “What are you guys? Where did you take me to?” I look around, and Luxe grins. “We’re pirates,” Milo says proudly, and I snort. “Like what? Jack Sparrow?” Milo looks offended, and he scowls while Luxe chuckles darkly at him. “No, no! We are different.” “We don’t wear stupid hats either, before you ask.” Varen rolls his eyes.

I don't want to say this but he kinda looks hot while doing it. I coughed and sneezed, I still have a mild fever and I haven't eaten anything. I turned around and return to the bed and sat back. He entered and locked the door and stand next to the cabinet facing me. He just stared at me for seconds and sighed. "So you and my brother knew each other huh, do you also know he's a pirate?" "If I knew he was then I shouldn't have helped him before and let him fall in that goddamn water but well my help will still be useless since he can just save himself because he is a pirate right? Pirates do live in water." I sarcastically replied.

David asked again. “Hahaha!” Laughter erupted at the scene. There were at least hundreds of people on the dozens of black-horned ships. This was a pretty big space pirate gang. None of them were weak. “Say, are you stupid? Retribution? What’s that? We have traversed this sea of stars for decades, and we’ve robbed and killed countless people and ships that have passed through. The people who died under by hands could form a mountain. Where’s the retribution you mentioned? Why don’t I see it?” The beefy man said sarcastically.

I say raising my hands up in surrender He laughs, his voice deep and his men follow I look on confused about why they are laughing and my eyes meet with my men seated on the far end, they send me a signal and my eyes widen. “Wrong name Rich boy,” the pirate says using his gun to push at my chest I stumble, licking my lip as Francesca helps to stabilize me, “Trust me, I am not a rich boy but I can definitely give you everything you desire” I say with a smirk “Right, Sam?” I turn to Francesca with a brow raise “Of course, anything” she nods nervously her eyes wide and filled with anxiety and fear. He spits on the floorboards, his eyes spinning around, “I like you,” he laughs again, his men fol

It looked like a constellation of stars fallen to earth. "There," Sebastian pointed to the railing. "The current is pushing toward the shore. If we jump now, we drift in." They moved through the shadows of the shipping containers. Just ten more meters. Suddenly, a door opened. A pirate stumbled out, unzipping his pants to pee over the side. He stopped. He blinked. He saw the "dying billionaire" standing upright. He saw the "nurse" holding his hand. "Hey!" the pirate shouted, fumbling for his radio. "They are loose! The sick man is walking!"

Her own eyes filled with tears, bottom lip trembling. "Hey, no." I caught her hand gently, leaning closer. Hilda could kill me for all I cared. "Don't cry, baby. I'm fine. This just means I get to be a pirate now." She actually laughed. Soft and watery, but real. "Yeah?" I nodded, encouraged. "Maybe get an eye patch. A parrot. The whole thing." Another small laugh. I looked around the room. Robin watched from his chair. Levi had this little smirk on his face. Hilda stood perfectly still.

Then he grinned really big as she rolled her eyes at him. “Hey. Emily. Why are pirates called pirates?” Alan asked. Emily sighed deep and long. “Why Alan?” He looked at her and said: “they just ARRRRRRR..” Emily looked over him frowning but then she started slowly smiling. Then. She snorted. Alan looked at her happily. He was proud he finally got her to at least grin at one of his jokes. But Emily was more than grinning. She was all out guffawing at this point.

At the same time, coming out of the deck of the ship, the pirate captain were puzzled upon seeing all his crew stopping the ship and even laughing at the sea. “Wait..why are we stopping?…is that?!…it Sea Cheta!!…FUCKING MINDLESS GOON!!!…WHO STOPPED THE SHIP!!…I’M GONNA SKINN YOU ALIVEE!!!…..GGAAHHH!!!…”. ...