Funny Pirate Novels & Stories

I couldn't rain on his parade, so I always agreed with him. “Oh really?” I asked, and he swung his sword at me. “Wosshhh, Ayee Mummy.” I giggled. “I'm a pirate, just like Monkey D. Luffy.” I raised an eyebrow. “Pirates who forgot to clean up after themselves, apparently.” Paris clung tighter to me, her giggles infectious. She continued tapping at my chest until I looked her way. “Guess what we’ve been looking for, Mommy.” I rested my free arm on my chin, imitating a fake thinking stance. “I don’t think, sunshine. Tell me.”

“Exiles own the water, ma’am. Whatever your brother or the Captain told you was a lie. They have no idea what they’ll be facing. Exiles have granted us passage from time to time, but this ship is carrying two Royals. I doubt they’ll look the other way now.” “My brother has sailed these seas for years.” “He’s a Prince. You’re a Princess. Do you know what a pirate would do to get his hands on you? They’d defy every law in the book to capture a gem like that.” I felt queasy. “My sister has sailed this very journey. I think we are fine; all due respect.” He smiled and I realized why they called him Fang. His canines looked like they’d been filed into actually fangs. “Your sister is not you, Prin

’ She walked away from the deck. Two fishermen sailed quietly on the sea. One of the fishermen spoke in the calmness of the night to one of the pirates, who trying to sleep. ‘How was your party?’ ‘What party?’ The pirate said, wondering. Captain Casablanca interrupted, ‘He is drunk. Can’t you see he’s sleeping already?’ The pirate was confused by the Captain statement, and he immediately queue into the scene, pretending to be really drunk. ‘Can’t you see he’s drunk?’ Other pirates got wind of the scene too, and act along, laughing, and talking.

"What are you waiting for? Which one of you is going into the shark tank?!" A man roared on the stage. I looked at the vicious man on stage and let out a sigh. That was the infamous pirate captain, Captain Kaplan Levin. He was one of those brothers and I called him Tiger as his nickname. Luckily, his eyesight had always been poor. He likely did not recognize me with different makeup and the cleaners' uniform. Tiger kicked over the gaming table in front of him, and Winnie trembled out of fear as she hid behind Hank the best she could. "Hank, I'm scared. That scarface is so terrifying..."

When Natasha laughs and hums the melody to that well-known pirate song as we leave the island far behind with stolen goods, I can't help but stifle a laugh. My mate is wild.

I groaned, bringing my hands forward and wringing them together, rubbing the stiffness out of my flesh. Bloody pirates, the lot of them. Even their beautiful leader was just a dirty, stinking criminal. "What do you want? Like I said, my father—" "Oh, my boy!" the man, the captain of this ship no doubt, laughed. I looked around, feeling incredibly small as the crewmen snickered and clapped their thighs with their hands. "What? What's so funny?" "We don't need your money. In fact—" The captain stepped forward, clasping me by the shoulders, "you've just won an all expenses paid vacation to a private, secluded island off the coast of Papeno."

Pungent was the largest of the four pirates, but not the smartest. He was a skilled fighter and a hard worker, which actually made him more valuable in Xander's eyes. Pungent followed orders without question, making him an ideal minion. But now that Pungent had no one to order him around, he felt uneasy. He liked smashing heads and brawling, not wandering through the woods without a ship. He would make these people pay for crashing his home. Pungent smiled as he imagined all the ways he could kill whoever her found.

Pidgey flies up in the air and swiftly goes behind the pirates who are on the ship threatening the captain to hand over all the money and expensive stuff and so they clearly forgot about checking the surroundings and the pirates on their ships surrounding the luxury ship didn't even notice a small Pokemon like Pidgey to warn them, as the Pirates were forcing the captain to obey them they didn't expect as numerous wind cutter wear launched at them sending them flying and another wave of wind cutters came this time cutting the ropes of the hostages, as soon as they where free they quickly ran away inside the ship, the pirates struggled and got up and turns back to see a Pidgey flying behind th

They'd been waiting for this news. “They’re pirates,” Lord Harnwick drawls from his position near the front, not bothering to hide the satisfaction in his voice. His round face is flushed with vindicated pleasure, his small eyes bright with malice. "Should anyone really be surprised that they struggle to follow laws not carved into driftwood with rusty knives?" His words trigger a cascade of cruel laughter, the sound bouncing off the marble walls like thrown stones. Someone behind him adds in a voice pitched to carry: "You can't expect wolves to behave like lambs in the shepherd's fold."

So, they could only fight for their lives as they tried their best to continuously throw the water that had flooded the cabin out of the boat with their hands. The leader of the pirates did not possess the appearance of a pirate at all at this time. As he was splashing the water out of the boat desperately, he was also crying as he choked up and cursed, “Those d*mned b*stards from Ten Thousand Armies... they do not have a shred of f*cking humanitarianism at all! Don’t they know that pirates are also humans?! Pirates have human rights too!” A pirate from across him blurted out, “Everyone, go faster or the boat will really sink!”