Funny Pirate Novels & Stories

"I'm fine. Can you hear me?" "However, something has happened to our captain. What did that bearded Swami teach?" Let's talk about Swami later... The captain continued... "The second group are those who always say something and are sad... Even if they win the lottery, they worry about it... The third group is those who do good in society... The fourth group is those who do dirty deeds..." "Is the captain in the fourth group or the third group" After laughing and slapping Jacob on the outside, the captain left.

he remarked. Their whispering irritated the pirates. Others warned them about the whine, but the one who spoke was the only one who understood and could speak English. "Don't dare to flee; we'll kill you before you do!" Said to be fluent in English. The two noticed that its teeth were made of gold. They silently stared at each other, saying nothing. Phantom stopped because it was pirate with an eye patch which dragged Savannah away. The man with the eye patch is their Captain, and he tried to touch and grab Savannah, which irritated Phantom.

The man looks at them awkwardly and waves his hand to the girl which is straightly eating her food beside him, she didn’t even budge or look at him “Stop disturbing the gentleman, children. He’s eating” the only man who can control them came and ruffled their hair one by one “I told you, I’m not a child! I’m a fairy!” Igneel looks at her and laughs “a fairy child?” Lorey blows her cheeks as a sign of irritation and the man scoops her up to let her seat on his broad shoulder “but mister, who is he?” “why is he here?” “he’s a pirate! Right?!” “I told you, he’s a demon! Why would a demon be here? They only bring destruction”

He asked as he looked at me with an amused smile. “I pretending to be a pirate.” I replied while raising my hand to air quote the word “pirate” “There's hardly a difference.” He replied with a smirk. “Pirates are scums that steal and probably kill people on the high seas for money and we were just little kids playing that role.” I replied that indignant. “So you all were playing the role of people killing and stealing?” He asked with a smirk on his face. “Absolutely not!” I exclaimed. “We were just a bunch of kids looking for a nonexistent treasure in the bushes.” I replied.

I lay beside him as he wrapped his arms around me before letting out a deep and heavy sigh. "Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?" My brows furrowed as I looked up to him. "They just wash up on the shore." He looked down at me with a serious face. What is he saying? But that phrase seems familiar to me though. "Did you just joke?" "Yeah, isn't it funny?" He's still wearing his poker face. I scoffed as I ran my legs to his thigh. "You didn't even laugh." This time, he chuckled and it felt so good to my ears. "Because I don't find it funny and was curious if it's really funny to other people."

The biggest of the pirate ship positioned in front of our ship and one of the men brought out a chain, and used it to hook our ship. The two ships were now hooked together by a big black chain, these humans were really joking with their lives. Suddenly, a dozen haggard looking humans swung into our ship, they looked like touts or cultists, and they carried pistols and rusted cutlasses. Low budget pirates, I bet they thought they had stumbled into easy prey, fools! Their captain who was apparently their leader, was a middle aged call clownish looking man with a patchy beard. He came forward and twirled a blade.

Wendy yelped in fright and dropped into a defensive crouch too. When Suzanne raised her eyes to scan the surroundings, she caught a glimpse of a few armed pirates walking in from the entrance. They wore masks that resembled the faces of animals, and they held rifles of the latest models. Their presence was overbearing. "If you want to live, you'd better be good by crouching and putting your hands on your heads," said one of the pirates. He spoke in Dorzanian, so most of the people on the ship couldn't understand him. One of the women in the crowd stood up hastily. With a trembling voice, she said, "Sorry, I—"

She bet her sister would be green in envy when she saw this gown. She was also excited to meet her great grandfather Oscar Ariola. The man was infamous for betting all their wealth in a card game with a pirate. She wondered how a very wealthy man ended up facing the pirate. Pirates are rakes who prey on the misfortunes of sailors and people in business on the high seas.

Hunter stated. “All of these are going to end in death, darling.” I reminded him. “Ooh, I get to go next!” Zeke said in excitement. “The loudest pirate was Morton ‘Devil’s Charm’ Tyde he lived dangerously and was always ready to die. He loved causing trouble and starting fights; he'd spook the crew when they’d turn off the lights. He laughed much too loud and always made jokes. He was never quiet whenever he spoke. He welcomed death daily and just didn’t care, until his head was chopped off and flew through the air. Now he hold head in his hands and makes himself laugh, while his body tap dances on his head’s behalf.”

Shane stood in court in England. He had a private audience with his majesty. He made up a story, telling him that all the sunken ships had been Pierre. Pierre was a french pirate living on Spanish ruled island. The French and The Spanish King were in the room that Shane was waiting to enter. He wanted permission to bring him in and deal with him as a privateer would. After about two hours, the doors open and a man told him to come in. He entered and bowed before the three kings. The French king spoke first.