Funny Pirate Novels & Stories

Sometimes he could almost feel the change and had a moment to think Self, what we are about to do is really dumb. Not today. Today he was driven by pure instinct as bad went to ridiculously worse. A bunch of Hares appeared from inside the ship. Judging from their vests and sashes and - were those actually swords? - the pirates had arrived. A few of them also had pistols. Liam's eyes lit up as his brain flipped the aforementioned switch into handsome and brave mode.

The men alongside Jalen were all pirates. Scarface's real name was Rhinestone Welber, and he was the head of the pirates. The pirates were a group of good-for-nothings, and they had run into Jalen just half a month ago. They had planned to rob Jalen clean at the time, only for him to teach them a lesson and even take out two of their men. Rhinestone and his men were used to bowing to the strong and stepping on the weak, and they made Jalen their master the second they saw how powerful he was. Seeing as he did not know anyone in that foreign land, Rhinestone did not hesitate to take up the position.

Louise lough manically, he then grasped his own face and rubbed them before he glare at them. "I ain't ant you can command mate, beside theirs no rules that states of your property into her so basically we can steal which every catch we want, " he start mimicking the pirates way of speech and he lough proudly with himself beside pirates are all over prideful, so it won't be a problem. "You! We ain't letting you have our fish, we---"

"Why?" "He's arrogant and self-centered," Pirate murmured, the words clipped, as if holding back more than he let show. I turned to him. "Oh, you like him.." He spat out his orange juice. "That's what you got from what I said?" "Okay, fine. You tell me then," I said, taking a bite of eggs. Weird vibes, just saying, like him? He laughed.

One of the pirates said and the others grunted in agreement. "I bet you she feels better than the whores we had at Tampe Bay," Another said. "I don't know about that. I mean those women were exotic," Another replied and went to sit by the side of the ship with a cup full of ale. "I mean, their breast looked like watermelons and tasted sweet too..." He said again but before he could finish what he was saying, he fell backwards and screamed as he hit the water. The others laughed out loud thinking that their colleague had tripped over the ship because he was disoriented from being so drunk.

“Because someone… important is interested in you. That’s all you need to know—for now. You’ll find out soon.” His gaze lingered on her face with an unsettling intensity. “But while you’re in my care, you will behave. No snarling, no clawing, and definitely no biting.” “You call this care?” she spat and, without thinking, hurled the glob at him. It landed squarely on his cheek. The men around him burst into shocked laughter, clearly amused. The pirate captain wiped his cheek slowly, a twisted smile forming. “Fiery. I like that.” Then he turned cold. “Put her back in the basement.”

I found it so funny that a wanted pirate group of over 7 years just surrendered because a captain of a cruise liner told him too. “I know you have a thousand more questions and we will have time to talk but let’s get you some food, my child” Davien, the king/ my father says as we are parking and my stomach growls announcing its opinion. Everyone laughs, Davien just pats my head as he turns around to speak with Ericson and Warrick.

I couldn't rain on his parade, so I always agreed with him. “Oh really?” I asked, and he swung his sword at me. “Wosshhh, Ayee Mummy.” I giggled. “I'm a pirate, just like Monkey D. Luffy.” I raised an eyebrow. “Pirates who forgot to clean up after themselves, apparently.” Paris clung tighter to me, her giggles infectious. She continued tapping at my chest until I looked her way. “Guess what we’ve been looking for, Mommy.” I rested my free arm on my chin, imitating a fake thinking stance. “I don’t think, sunshine. Tell me.”

“Exiles own the water, ma’am. Whatever your brother or the Captain told you was a lie. They have no idea what they’ll be facing. Exiles have granted us passage from time to time, but this ship is carrying two Royals. I doubt they’ll look the other way now.” “My brother has sailed these seas for years.” “He’s a Prince. You’re a Princess. Do you know what a pirate would do to get his hands on you? They’d defy every law in the book to capture a gem like that.” I felt queasy. “My sister has sailed this very journey. I think we are fine; all due respect.” He smiled and I realized why they called him Fang. His canines looked like they’d been filed into actually fangs. “Your sister is not you, Prin

’ She walked away from the deck. Two fishermen sailed quietly on the sea. One of the fishermen spoke in the calmness of the night to one of the pirates, who trying to sleep. ‘How was your party?’ ‘What party?’ The pirate said, wondering. Captain Casablanca interrupted, ‘He is drunk. Can’t you see he’s sleeping already?’ The pirate was confused by the Captain statement, and he immediately queue into the scene, pretending to be really drunk. ‘Can’t you see he’s drunk?’ Other pirates got wind of the scene too, and act along, laughing, and talking.