Funny Questions To Ask Friends Novels & Stories

"What do you guys talk about? Did he cook for you? " "Can I have a selfie with him? I will post it on my I*******m. Zed will be really jealous." There are even many impersonal questions like, "What is his length? How good is he at bed? Is he a dirty talker? How many times do you guys make love in a week? Is that really true that you guys are dating? Why don't you make it official?" And the list goes on. I only answered one among hundreds of questions she shot at me continuously. That is about his cooking and our pasta joke. At first,she didn't believe it. She thought I made that story up. Later she laughed like an idiot.

He sighed again as he tutted, “I do not see what you are trying to accomplish.” I threw my hands up in defeat, “Okay, another question. What is my favorite color?” Ford looked baflwed, “what is this nonsense?” “Who am I closer to? My dad or my mom?” He didn’t answer, so I fired another round of questions, “what are my grandparents called? Which one is my favourite? Who is my best friend? What food do I hate? What food is my favorite? Oh… Last one… What have I been doing for the last couple of weeks to help this pack?”

he finally asked. "I don't know. Maybe everything." I shrugged. "Everything, how?" he asked. "I don't know why, but the sound of you asking us both to be friends is hilarious." I replied. "Hilarious? Explain yourself, because I still don't understand how asking for a friendship with you can be considered funny let alone hilarious." "I don't know why, but I find it weird. We're married after all, isn't it a little too late to be asking for a friendship?" I said.

he finally asked. "I don't know. Maybe everything." I shrugged. "Everything, how?" he asked. "I don't know why, but the sound of you asking us both to be friends is hilarious." I replied. "Hilarious? Explain yourself, because I still don't understand how asking for a friendship with you can be considered funny let alone hilarious." "I don't know why, but I find it weird. We're married after all, isn't it a little too late to be asking for a friendship?" I said.

With the clear intention of tormenting my friend, I decided to tease him, just to take my frustrations out on him. Like: "Have you thought about what you are going to say to your kids when they ask, 'Daddy, how did you meet Mommy?'" I asked in an imitation of a child's voice. Marlon frowned, not understanding where I was going with this. "You are not planning on telling your kids that you met their mom at a club in Vegas and because you were drunk, you got married, right? What kind of example do you want to set for your kids, huh?"

Dominic was staring at me, and once again like always, I felt extremely uncomfortable under his scrutinizing gaze. "What part of asking to be friends with you is funny?" he finally asked. "I don't know. Maybe everything." I shrugged. "Everything, how?" he asked. "I don't know why, but the sound of you asking us both to be friends is hilarious." I replied. "Hilarious? Explain yourself, because I still don't understand how asking for a friendship with you can be considered funny let alone hilarious." "I don't know why, but I find it weird. We're married after all, isn't it a little too late to be asking for a friendship?" I said.

He smiles, straightening, “What would you like for breakfast today?” “Are we doing a breakfast thing?” I ask glancing at Larry who has a camera up in our direction, when he sees me looking he swings it towards the clouds. “Not with him, as friends.” he gives me a conspiratory smile. Oh. Right. The as friends thing is still happening. I clear my throat, unsure how to say, ‘yeah, a turkey sandwich would be nice, bro, dude..’ what do male friends call each other again?

Don't it look like I've got more important things to do, to focus on? Parker poured drinks for everyone. He held his high up, clanking it with some metal, suggesting a toast. "To more Wins!" "To more Wins," everybody cried out, concurring. He continued, "And to you Sophia, our Star gurlllll." I paused. Did Parker just say 'gurlllll', and also in a very ridiculous voice? Looks like, I wasn't the only one that noticed, as everyone immediately burst into laughter. "C'mon Sophia, you can do this, you have to do it. Think about Conrad and Simon, they need the money, you need the money," I said to myself.

He answers, returning the quesions. "Mine is purple, but I also like blue." I answer, then I ask "What is your favorite dinner food?" We keep talking as we drive, our questions vary from trivial to personal. Some questions just get a basic answer like what is your favorite time of year? Others get a more detailed answer, like what is your biggest regret?

"So, tell me about your friend." "Hm.. what?" He asks. "Oh, you mean Cash?" He thinks for a minute. "What do you want to know?" "Anything. Everything. Or just the basics." Geez, boys suck at giving information. You ask a girl about someone and they can give you the name of the person's third cousin's hairdresser and what size shoe their uncle wears. But guys, you ask them about a person and they think telling you their name is all the information that you need to know.