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If I was going to suffer this, the girls were coming down with me. I fired the screenshot and the photo into the group chat with a caption that dripped with sarcasm. Tiana: 'Hey girls, if this is what dating apps are all about, I’m done before I even begin. My eyes need bleaching.' The response was instantaneous. The chat suddenly filled with laughing-crying emojis. Cleo, never one to miss a beat, sent a series of gifs showing people dunking biscuits in cups of tea. Marissa: 'Just give it a chance, Ti! There might be some ballers among those ballsers. Maybe he just has a very... specific sense of humour?'

“Nate once looked at his grandmother—at Thanksgiving dinner—with the whole family watching—and said, and I quote, ‘Sabrina is adequate.’” Dead silence. Then an explosion of noise. “ADEQUATE?” “Like a Yelp review,” I said, nodding gravely. “Two stars. Meets expectations.” One of them spilled her drink. I was laughing so hard my ribs ached and my mascara was threatening to run. I was rewriting three years of humiliation into comedy and it was working, and the women on that blanket were laughing with me, not at me, and I had not known the difference could matter so much.

That was just who he was—always taking on the weight of the world, even when it wasn’t his burden to carry. I grabbed my phone again, scrolling through our old messages. There were so many—late-night texts, playful banter, and the kind of inside jokes that only made sense to us. I found myself smiling at a thread where he’d sent me a series of terrible puns, each one worse than the last. “Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.” I had replied with a string of eye-roll emojis, but I remembered laughing out loud at the time.

"Well that just cruel who knew I will be accused of murdering a pretty girl twice in one night " "That's not my normal Friday night if you ask me , Tuesday nights yes but not Friday" he says which makes me laugh at his joke . "Well sorry for that I will come back on Tuesday"I say with a laugh and he cackles like what I said was the funniest. "You are a funny girl you know that and by the way it actually the latter " "I don't give away free drinks to all the pretty girls I meet because in an exclusive club like this, you meet a lot but sometimes"

‘Those who belittle others are usually so little themselves. Small people belittle others. Great people make others feel they to can become great.’ Quote by Nick Verd. April barely had time to plaster a small smile on her face, still covering her braces, before they entered the hall. To claps and cheers. In her mind, she had very little to be happy about right now. The way Noah had looked at her made her self-conscious of her overweight body. She didn’t want to be here.

Heat floods my cheeks. "What's wrong?" Vincent asks, his eyes narrowing slightly. "Nothing!" I say too quickly, then blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. "I was just thinking that turtlenecks make people look like fancy thumbs." There's a beat of silence. Then Vincent laughs, a genuine laugh that transforms his entire face, making him look younger and less dangerous. "Fancy thumbs?" I want to die. "I didn't—that was stupid, I don't know why I—"

“It’s my favorite subject. I can tutor you if you want.” “You must love studying. I’m guessing you’re from 7-Mercury.” “I am. You?” “7-Uranus.” “How is it over there?” “Sucks. The only thing it’s good at is being the punchline of the cornball joke.” “What cornball joke?” “‘Where’s your class?’” Francine did a mock dialogue. “‘Ur-anus.’”

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"