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“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Tabitha exclaimed, holding onto Tabby’s arm as she said it. “Okay, okay. I get it. You’re excited; you don’t have to pull my arm off.” Tabby said, releasing Tabitha’s hands from her arm. “I swear, girl, you get more childish as you grow up,” Julie stated. “What’s wrong with acting childish once in a while? As a great man once said. There’s no point being grown-up if you can’t be childish sometimes.?” Tabitha quoted a famous actor (TB) (DW).

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Fluffybutt: Patron saint of the lost hospital fifteen out of five stars. I wasn’t sure if it was because of their hilarious screenname, or the obvious trolling, but my eyes began to find more messages from the user. Something in the last message caused me to take a closer look. Fluffybutt: Doctor Lannister is about to get his golden hand! All the king’s horses are still unaware. Fluffybutt had made a reference to one of my favorite shows and mixed it with an incorrect recitation of a nursery rhyme. It was too strange to be simple trolling. The only reasonable explanation I could come up with was that the messages were a clue. Whether they were meant to bog us down with useless information or

SHIT! #TBC

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

"One day, a crab accidentally bumped into an octopus. The octopus got mad and yelled, 'Are you clumsy?' The crab replied, 'No, I'm just a little shell-shocked.'" Speechless and confused, Serena replied, "Mr. Quade, was that meant for someone else?" Wilson promptly replied, "Nope. Just saw it, thought it was funny, and figured I'd share." Serena reread the joke, a small smile playing on her lips. The next message, "Are you asleep?" sent a surprising warmth through her. Something between them felt different. Meanwhile, across town, at the club, Jacob observed Wilson staring intently at his phone. "What are you doing?" he asked.