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she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

The number of likes, comments, and shares had exceeded a million. The comment section was filled with messages from Josh Batton’s fans. “Why didn’t I know that my idol has such a funny side? Hahaha… I love it.” “??? Is this a joke??? But honestly, it’s so cute. Josh, you must have a different way of thinking from the rest of us, don’t you?” “Oh my god… I never thought Josh would get on the list of trending topics for something like this. My idol really is adorable!”

They are amazed that someone like Dokyeom knows deep quotes like this. “Me too! Me too! I also know one quotes,” Hoshi cheerfully said while raising his hands. He also forged a cough and fixed his sitting postures. Next, he squinted his eyes, and acted as if he’s going to cry. “Wayne Charlie once said this: ‘I guess I am still holding on to something that I know will probably never happen, because somehow deep down inside me, I have this little piece of hope that someday, it will.”

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someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

Fake-deep quotes about loyalty from rappers he doesn’t even listen to. Oh, and the captions? “Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.” Bro, you’re not a wrestler. You’re a nepotistic baby with a trust fund and protein farts. I dove into the comments. Verified models. Blue checkmarks. Lots of “🔥🔥🔥” and “you up?” from accounts that screamed escort or clout leech. Next stop: T*****r. Even worse. He reposted a tweet about AI replacing humans with the caption “Scary but kinda dope ngl.”

us. I nudged him with my shoulder. “You ever think maybe that guy she loved had no idea what he needed?” He narrows his eyes. “And what’s that?” I smirk. “Clearly, a morally ambiguous, hot cellmate with a god complex and a eight-pack.” Quincy laughs. Like, really laughs. The sound echoes off the concrete. Honest. Warm. And it does something stupid to my chest. “You’re ridiculous,” he mutters, rubbing his face. “Yeah,” I agree. “But you’re sitting with me.”

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.