Funny Quotes About The Boss Novels & Stories

At that moment, I downed the entire milkshake in one gulp. "Aaahhh... Cheers," I opened my eyes wider and remembered what he had just said. "Take it easy, you'll lose consciousness with that strawberry shake," he paused. "Most likely, you'll get drunk," he burst out laughing. My boss had a great sense of humor. Oh, I couldn't shake off calling her boss. "Are you the boss?" I took the other glass with my hand and drank it all, leaving it empty. "Please, don't raise your voice. I don't want all the attention."

"I'm gonna go into the boss's office now and before I get back, I expect my coffee to be on my table" I nodded meekly even when what I wanna do is wipe off her makeup with this coffee in my hand. She elegantly pointed her finger to my face "And yeah, remember...." I knew what she was gonna say next. "Make a good coffee" We said together. "Yeah, I remember that" I said with a nod. Her long painted finger remained pointed at my face "Don't talk while I'm talking" I suppressed a groan and walked away. I swear the bosses in this company are not sane at all. They don't show care. They bully a lot. They are rude, arrogant, sharp mouthed. Fuck them all!

Howard chatted, gaining a series of laughter from the other employees. “Our boss is such a hottie that every single female drools over him,” Jessica added, displaying a set of dreamy eyes. “Have you drooled over him yet, Hazel?” Melody asked, grabbing everyone's attention as all heads turned to me with anticipation. Eyeing them, I smiled. “Well, you'll know from the papers when I drool.” When hell freezes over for sure. Everyone burst out laughing. “Girl got a good humor. I like that.” Anthony winked, stuffing his face with a spoonful of spaghetti.

“I know it sounds strange to you, Mr. Boss man. You’re used to ordering people around all day long, frustrating and stressing them out, but they have rights too. They can decide not do as you say and even speak up for themselves sometimes. Like I do.” “Like you do??” he exclaimed, amused. “Oh please, brown eyes.” he shook his head then, grabbing himself a drink. “First of all, I don’t command people all day long. They have rights, of course, but you. You don’t speak up for yourself, if anything you’re a scrawny little head with a sharp mouth.” “Scrawny? I am very well fed!” “I know. I just fed you.” he smirked, I gave him a look, scoffing. “You haven’t been feeding me all these years, you ca

That smile she always had and liked to butt kiss which was a real pain. She seemed too sunny to be around a place like this, too good to be wrapped up in this. But she had made that mistake once to believe that one could be that innocent. “We’re just having fun” Haru snickered. “And you can keep jokes like that to yourself. Have you ever had a boss before?” she questioned. “I’m my own boss” he said. “Then you shouldn’t be here if you are, right?” Haru rolled his eyes. “Have anything for us to do today….boss?” he asked and the way he said the word boss. Mocking and with distaste.

He steps one step closer to where I am casually sipping on a cup of coffee, with only but…one…two…three…the flat of his hand hits the back of my head. “What the fuck? You know you just smacked your boss?” “Well,” he raises his voice only a pitch higher. “My boss is being an idiot.” “Your boss is going to whack your ass just for slapping him, and then he is going to whack you again for calling him an idiot.” He only bursts out in a fit of uncontrollable laughter, “Only stating the obvious. Why don’t you just speak to Vic, like two grown men?” “Ha! Did you just hear yourself?” I practically choke on my coffee, “Vic, a grown man? The only thing grown on him…”

The female boss burst out laughing humorously watching her subordinate's immediate seriousness. "Humph!" Marcus snorted in contempt realizing the fact that his boss was intentionally making fun of him. He was really scared to death! He had almost peed on his pants seeing his boss' frightening gaze. Goodness! "Come on dude, let's go carry onto our business and stop wasting our precious time..." Once again she urged forward and hopped again on her super bike speeding towards the villa few meters away from where they stopped. Marcus shook his head helplessly and shouted, "...alright! I'm right behind you boss!"

"God, this is so good! What kind of wine is this?" "Well, I don't know. My boss chose it," I responded, wiping away my tears. "You don't know how... how he used to joke with Adri, how they laughed... I think I've never seen Adri laugh like today. It's strange... but I've liked seeing him laugh like that. Besides that, with my boss, I've seen a side of him I didn't think he had. He looks like a complete idiot," I closed my eyes as I said the last sentence. "Every time I remember how he behaves in the company, I feel like throwing the table at his head."

He peeked at his friend and forefully laughed at Zhuanmo dark face. "Sorry Boss" he solemnly said. Really ah,cant really beat this big boss ay1. Simply too hateful! HATEFUL! Really cant stand it, humph.

It’s almost dinner time but I spend it jogging around the poolside. I don’t want to eat and I need to find a new activity for the sake of my sanity in this compound. “My gosh, I thought that meeting would never end. What’s wrong with your boss?” I asked in a low voice. Bobby can’t stop laughing at my disappointment over that long meeting with Quim. “You’re so cute,” he said. I thought he flirted when he said that.