Funny Quotes About The Boss Novels & Stories

“Cutting their pigtails was the highest I thought,“ “That’s absurd,” he laughed. This was my first time watching my merciless boss laughing at something. His laugh was loud, like a boy who just got his hand on some game that he had wanted for a long time. It wasn’t just the sound but also the look on his face that could make anyone believe he was a teenage boy, not the thirty-year-old CEO.

she asks, more of blurts out in confusion. “Calling your to be boss an arrogant jerk is the top of ‘things to do to stay unemployed for life’s list’.” He said with an acidic voice laced with anger and so much frustration, she almost can feel him burning from so far away. “Well, most employees think their employer and bosses are jerks, bitches and asshole.” She chuckles, which isn’t quiet because it is loud enough for the man behind the seat to hear. “If all employers were to pay attention to the words uttered by their employees, then they will have no employees because they’d probably fire all of them, and that would be ridiculous because without the employer no work will be done and then yo

I muttered under my breath. "I have a good ears." "I wish I could say the same for your face." My reply was so instant that it made me gasp. My eyes widened as I looked at him, waiting for him to blow over and get furious. I had sarcasm running like blood inside me but even I knew I had to control my tongue around my boss, especially if he was billionaire who was used to people bowing down at him. Instead his reaction was unexpected. He let out a small laugh, not a full blown hyena type but a small dog type. "You are like fresh air and sunshine."

I teased,trying so hard not to laugh when I saw that her right cheek was also covered in mud No,she looked so adorable that I wanted to poke those cheeks But that was like digging my own grave.. "Ha ha! Very funny Anushka"She rolled her eyes annoyingly and I simply couldn't hold the laugh anymore ,so barked out "Yeah ,laugh at me all you want ,I look ridiculous I know" "No... you look..so adorable...and cute" I breathed hard ,my back backed flat against the pillar as I continued to laugh at my boss..This was very good for a change

The receptionist said as she congratulated her, making Rachel smile. “Thank you”. Rachel mouthed to her, which made the receptionist smile. Their lady boss was truly a goddess. “Lady boss I hope you won’t overwork us like boss”. A young man shouted from behind, making everyone laugh. “What the hell! Mr Jones exclaimed and shouted, “whoever you are, you really need a good spank”. He said as he demonstrated it with his hands. Everyone present in the lobby laughed seeing Mr Jones action. Those present there were all happy to have a funny and calm boss like Mr Jones.

“Don’t ask questions, direct Jack right now to drive us there, and Jack please play us some popular JB jams before I rip your starring eyes out of your groaning socket due to boredom!” If anyone says my boss is crazy I will kill him! But if he says she’s strict, bossy and cruel that I’d agree. Now I don’t know what to think. Anticipate and Review Till. Next. Time

"He had some other business to deal with, he won't bother coming for this little mouse here." "Ahh! Don't" the man groaned. The other members begin chuckling loudly saying, "we know what's this new business that our boss is interested in, the very business is rather beautiful I would say." Others also accompanied him with the joke and laughed out loudly in his face. "I don't think he is bothered by anything else these days. Ha ha ha..." The unpleasant laughter brought a frown upon his face. He turned to give them an intimidating glare, and all those chuckles subsided as he did so. "Remember the purpose that we're here for."

" You haven't applied at my company, why?" " I did." " When?" " Well, when I -------" " That was before, I'm talking about now." " No thanks." " Why not? I'm a great boss." He says proudly. " Sure you are." I say under sarcastically. " I am, you can ask MK." He says defensively. " You're intimidating." " I have to be or people will think I run a playground." " No you don't have to be, maybe you can try being a fair boss."

he replied coldly. "I swear I had no idea she would believe it. It was just a joke." He sighed, shaking his head in disagreement. "What the hell made you want to make up a story like that?" he almost shouted. "Just because we were childhood friends doesn't mean you have the right to say things like that about me. You don't know how much that puts my image at risk. Alice could easily believe what you said and expose it to the world. And you know what would happen? It would fuck up all the hard work I've done!" His face was so red that I swore he was going to explode with anger. "And in the end, I'm your boss! You should respect me!"

"My goodness, Tcee. You're stupid and need to be cleansed!" Tcee laughed so hard I thought she was going to vomit her intestine. "I heard you." My boss pointed out and I smiled apologetically. I clenched my jaw and clawed my fingers, wishing I could sink my nails deep into his flesh. He was fucking annoying! "No, I was talking to my best friend," I said to my boss and went back to massaging his back. "Bye Tcee." "Massage his balls too! Guys love it when you use your mouth." She cackled.