Funny Quotes About The Boss Novels & Stories

"So, you've chosen not to talk?" "What else did you expect? Don't think we're bullying you with numbers! I'll personally deal with you!" The boss chuckled sinisterly. "Don't claim I'm picking on you just because I'm a Bathos Grandmaster! I'll give you a head start with three moves. If you can hurt me, I'll let you leave this place unscathed." Laughter erupted all around at his words. "Boss is picking on him! Everyone knows his physique is as tough as steel and concrete because he's a Bathos Grandmaster!"

“It was a good one.” “You’re smart not to trust him.” “He’s my boss,” she pointed out. “Doesn’t automatically make him decent.” She laughed softly. “He just gave me a pretty big raise.” “Still doesn’t make him a saint.” “What’s so funny?” he asked when her laugh lingered. “Nothing,” she said, shaking her head. “Can we not talk about my boss anymore? I like leaving work at work, you know?”

I caught his eye fixed on the spot I just licked. Clearing his throat, he stood quickly. “Well, Little Miss Sunshine, I… I’d better go before he kills me with his eyes.” He stammered with a tilt of his head toward the office. I glanced over and burst into loud, unfiltered laughter. His boss was glaring like he had just watched Steve steal money from the tip jar. “If eyes could kill…” I said between laughs. Steve stared at me. Soft, slow, like he didn’t want to look away.“You should laugh more. It brightens the room.”

The boss shot him a glare, and the guy immediately shut up. I smirked. They were frustrated. Annoyed. Good. Let them be. The boss turned back to me, his dark eyes narrowing. “You should be more careful with that mouth of yours, sweetheart.” I raised a brow. “Or what? You’ll starve me?” I let out a mocking gasp. “Oh, wait. You’re already doing that.” His jaw clenched. “Newsflash,” I continued. “It’s not working.” His eyes darkened. “We’ll see about that.”

He laughed—loud, empty, completely unhinged. "What contract?" he added, waving his hand dismissively. "What nonsense. Haha… haha… you're funny." The man's face darkened. "I'm your boss." Clinton blinked. Then laughed harder. He pointed at the man, finger wobbling. "My boss? You?" He shook his head dramatically. "No, no, no. My boss is—" he waved his hand vaguely, "—tall. And scary. And always serious. He doesn't look like you."

Go ahead and make a plan, animals. "What about me? Isn't there another hole?" Another fool said laughing. "I have an idea, two of us in the pussy. Let's smash it so we can't walk anymore." They all laughed and I felt it approaching them. "Okay, boss? I'll take off my blouse first so we can see how big her boobs are. It's like we're all going to have a hug." Everyone laughed. "Bet it, let it begin!" Their boss shouted. I smiled sparingly. They all clapped and I heard their pants come down.

“Oh my God!'' Ella exclaimed in shock after Jasmine was done. “That bastard isn’t fair at all. His driver almost ran over your mother and instead of taking responsibility for it, he is punishing you.” Jasmine chuckled but it was one without emotions. “You see what I mean when I say all rich people are the same. Just because they have money and power, they oppress the rest of us.” “I’m so sorry that you have to go through all of this Jasmine,” Ella said. “Hey, don’t forget you’ve also been through hell with your boss,” Jasmine stated. Ella, who could see the joke behind her words, laughed heartily. “Don’t even get me started. At least you have a handsome man as your boss. Mine is an overweigh

HA HA HA The other man laughed in mock, “She has completely f**ked our boss’s brain.” The first one couldn’t help but laugh with him too but soon he sobered up, afraid that someone would listen to them mocking their boss. “Hey, stop laughing… That woman is the Boss's woman now… She is no ordinary…” The first one smacked the other’s arm to make him stop laughing out loud and taking the other's attention. “Yeah, truly, she is no ordinary…” The other man’s laughter stopped and his eyes shone with lust. “Hey… don’t even think about it… If the Boss would know what we were thinking about his woman he is going to blast our minds…”

My boss Maximus, but we call him Max is the coolest person I know. He made a fortune creating high-tech security gadgets, he’s a genius and he knows it. But not in an irritating type of way, he’s wealthy and smart but he’s cool. He treats all his employees well. In fact, he treats all human beings well. I love working here and I love my job, which is why I start gathering my stuff so I can leave. I shut down my computer at the thought of having another painstakingly long conversation with my boss about the importance of unplugging.

Well, either way, that is just the same. "Yep, thanks a lot too, Kels. And, good luck. I know you can catch someone's attention at the party tonight that would be the one that you have dreamed of." I told her, and we both let out a laugh at our silly conversation. This girl is so damn fun to hang out with. Then, we both stopped chatting as the grumpy boss stepped out of his room with a raised eyebrow. Damn, I really love to rip those off of his face.