Funny Quotes About The Boss Novels & Stories

, the man in the front said to the man behind him. I saw the man behind him startled and started to look for a duck tape. "Boss, I forgot to buy one.", the man said while faking a smile. I almost laughed at the reaction of their so-called 'boss'. His face went red. "You're useless! First, the phone. Next, the duck tape! We're kidnappers! Not stupid assholes! For fuck's sake! Get out of my sight. You're starting to annoy me, too.", the boss said while slightly massaging the sides of his head.

"It was... interesting. He's even more annoying than I thought possible." Zara raised an eyebrow. "Annoying? That's a mild word, isn't it?" I laughed. "You have no idea. He's condescending, patronizing, and just plain infuriating. I don't know how much more of this I can take." Zara nodded sympathetically. "Well, you know what they say - 'keep your enemies closer'... or in this case, your annoying boss." I rolled my eyes. "Ha! Easy for you to say. You don't have to deal with him on a daily basis."

I said. "Boss, that's harsh. I'm hurt," he clenched his fist and gently thumped his chest as if he was hurt, "Shut up banana!" I screeched and kept hitting his chest which Seoul found hilarious. "Boss, I'm not a banana, and if I was, I'd be irresistible, hehe," he said with a wink. D*mn, he even managed to joke. Unbelievable! "Ugh! You're so annoying!" "Ahem, you mean annoyingly handsome?"

I wanted to leave rather than listen to his nonsense because I might not be able to stop myself from saying shit to him, but I can’t take it anymore! “Oh, really mister CEO?” I said with an exaggerated exhale. “Too bad, I don’t like employers who are a fool of themselves, too.” I shouted. “You think the world revolves around you? Just because you own the company, doesn’t mean you could wrap all your employees around your fingers. You know what? I think your employees are working here and taking all your shits just because they really need money!” I paused to allow air to enter my lungs before I resumed. “For them to put up with this?” I spread my arms. “Oh, they might really need money.” I s

She whispered into my ear and I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know but let me guess, Captain fatso has too much garbage that he could not handle at all. So he is calling us to clean all his garbage. Such a lazy fat ass." I whispered softly and we both froze into our tracks. We looked at each other's faces and broke into laughter fits. We laughed carelessly over the compliment I had given for my boss.

Theo put his hands around my shoulder asking, “Boss, did you take it seriously? It was just drunk talk.” I kept my sandwich back on the plate and said, “Yeah, I'm eager to hear those drunk talk a lot in future.” He pinched my cheeks saying, “Aren't you my cute little boss?” I hit him on his head saying, “How many times have I asked you to stop calling me like that?” “Is it because of my friend?” Zack asked, “I'm a little confused here. Are you two really a boss and an employee?” “Can I tell him?” Theo asked me.

I asked her and she shook her head. "Non mi importa della tua Giornata. la tua personalità è noise." ( i don't care about your day. your personality is boring.) "My personality ain't boring and you know it, "I argued. "Pfffffft" she rolled her eyes and laughed."come on tell me about your boss." "do not fall for my boss because he ain't human "I jokingly said and hit her on the back. "so here was how my day went, "I began the story of my crazy day.

she inquired. I sighed and let out, "My boss hates me." "Doesn't everyone's boss hate them?" I laughed and said, "Maybe." My voice saddened as I added, "But his hatred just feels more personal. I wonder why. I don't think I ever did anything to step on his toes." "You were probably his ex-wife in the previous life," she joked. "Yeah, right. As if that's possible." I shook my head at her ridiculous suggestion. "You should watch more supernatural shows to know what can or can't be possible."

I joked. “You can count on me for that. I have started to love torturing James as well,” he laughed, a little sadistically. “He must be working overtime even right now.” “Oh, wow. I better not be getting on your bad side then,” I joked. “Well, you better be careful then. It can be very easy to get on my bad side,” he said, his tone carrying a hint of tease. “I will keep in mind to butter you up everyday.” I gave him a mock salute and said, “To start with, you look very handsome, Boss!”

Jessy chuckled at his words. "Still hot from the oven." Alan laughed at that joke. "Great. I can't wait to eat you," I said with a skeptical, flat tone. I taunted him after hearing how annoying this man was to Fenella. But apparently, they didn't care about the mockery. They both laughed even louder, thinking it was a funny joke. According to Fenella's story, I know that Alan is an annoying boss. He's like all bosses out there. Temperamental, arbitrary, demanding, with a strange sense of humor, and a party animal. Not once or twice have I faced bosses like that in my office.