Funny Quotes About The Boss

"How can I sleep with you?" a woman complained that Jordan wanted to sleep with her without touch each other. "I just need to recover from this strange disease," Jordan replied showing his reddish body and lots of small rashes from his scratches. "Are you an alien?" "I am a human." "Why do you have strange symptoms like that?" "I don't know. I will only recover if I sleep with a woman. " = = = Jordan Land, a boss of a company's international magazine. 30 years old, tall, and handsome too. Everything about him was perfect, but there were two things about Jo that made him hated by almost everyone who knew him. First, his grumpy nature, and his mysterious illness can only be cured if he sleeps with a woman. Until he found a girl who could cure simply by its presence alone makes Jordan heal slowly. Who's that girl?

"What’s the one thing you shouldn’t do when your boss is your ruthless evil widowed stepmother who hates your guts more than anyone? Kiss the man she’s interested in. So what does Kaitlynn Judge find herself doing? Yep, she kisses the one man her stepmother currently wants, who also happens to be the CEO of the company where she works. Can we say doomed? After the death of her father, Kaitlynn's life has been stuck in a rut. But that begins to change after meeting a dashing stranger during the office Halloween party. Now she has to navigate vengeful stepmothers, meddling stepsiblings, and gorgeous guys in hot pursuit to reach her happily ever after. While making a detour from the fantasy aspect, this contemporary take on the Cinderella story continues to cling to a few of our favorite traditions. You’ll still find the unmerited oppression along with fleeing women, missing shoes, mouse companions, magic wands, pumpkin-like rides to the big bash, and so much more. So rest assured, it’s all familiar and yet quirkily different."

There's a famous catchphrase since time immemorial: The more you hate, the more you love. Alam ni Dennis na iba siya kompara sa ibang mga lalaki. Imbes na sa babae, sa lalaki siya nakakaramdam ng kakaiba. At may lihim siyang pagtingin sa isa sa mga barkada niya, kay Ervin. Subalit hindi niya ito sinasabi kahit kanino man dahil alam niyang ang taong gusto niya'y may iba ng mahal. Kaya mas lalo siyang determinado na itago sa binata ang kakaibang nararamdaman niya rito. Sa hindi inaasahan, may nakaalam ng kanyang sikreto sa hindi niya malamang dahilan. Raymond, the man who hates his guts. All this man do is to pick on his faults that sometimes, he wants to punch his stupid face. Well, the feeling is mutual. He equally hates the other. But then, Raymond's attitude turned 180°. Kung dati, nararamdaman niya ang inis nito sa kanya, ngayon, si Dennis na mismo ang nagugulat na to the rescue si Raymond tuwing may problema siya. Akala niya ba ayaw nito sa kanya? Wait, this is not a story about love. Maybe?

“I don't want an interview Mr Cross. I want you exposed.” Lexi Carter is a struggling journalist working for The Daily Buzz, a bottom-tier tabloid that survives on celebrity scandals. Her job is to stalk the rich and famous, dig up dirt and sell their secrets to the highest bidder. But when she’s assigned to trail Lucian Cross, the notoriously private and devastatingly gorgeous CEO of Cross Media Entertainment, she meets her match. Lucian is used to people wanting a piece of him for his money, his power, or his fame, but when he catches Lexi sneaking around him again and again, he’s intrigued. Instead of having her arrested, he offers her a deal: “Write flattering pieces about me, and I will give you exclusive access to my world.” Lexi hates him. His arrogance, his smirk, the way he controls everything. But she agrees because she needs the paycheck. Now, she’s torn between destroying him or saving him, and worse, she’s falling for the man she was supposed to ruin! Will she betray him by releasing his darkest secret and save her father? Or risk everything for the man who stole her heart? Find out more in the story!

Chasing dreams in a big city, almost made me homeless. Until a man offers me to share a room with him. Take it or leave it!

"Fuck me like you've never fucked any woman , daddy!!I want your cock!“ I moaned throatily, thrashing wildly in ecstasy as Alex fingered my clit right left and center.Slapping my ass cheeks and breasts soundly. "I hope you'll keep saying that ,you slut when I slam my ten inch cock into your hole !" He whispered hoarsely into my cunt and slurped my feminine juices with his devastatingly hot tongue. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ A wild night. A stranger’s touch. A signature she can’t remember. When Chiara Hayes wakes up in an unfamiliar penthouse, aching, ringed, and legally bound to Alexander Carrington — the enigmatic billionaire with a scandalous past — she realizes her hangover is the least of her problems. Once accused of two brutal crimes, Alex has rebuilt his empire and his name from ashes. He doesn’t need love. He needs a wife — on paper, at least. One year of marriage, that’s the deal. All Chiara has to do is play along: smile at the cameras, endure his icy family, and help him close the deal of a lifetime. In exchange, he’ll protect her from the mess her life has become. But what begins as a business arrangement turns into something dangerously real. Desire blurs the line between truth and lies, and every kiss pulls her deeper into a web of secrets. When old memories resurface — ones that tie her to the Carrington empire and a tragedy buried for years — Chiara must face a chilling question: Can she trust the man she’s married to… or did she just fall in love with her family’s killer?

Menjadi seorang sekretaris adalah impian Renata Prameswari, dia membayangkan memiliki atasan yang sangat idealis. Tapi pada kenyataannya, Renata bekerja dengan bos yang arogan. Selain menjadi sekertaris, Renata harus menjadi asisten rumah tangga di apartemen mewahnya. Renata ikhlas menjalankan semua perkejaan dari bosnya Demitrio Agashi, untuk membiayai ibunya yang tengah terbaring karena koma. Dia berpikir menjadi seorang ART lebih mulia daripada menjual diri pada pria hidung belang. "Saya ini sekertaris atau babu sih, Pak," kata Renata. "Kerjakan! Jangan pernah membantah dan mengeluh. Saya tidak akan terperdaya oleh tangisan seorang wanita," seru Demitrio.

“Can I fuck you?” “Yes.” The entire time he’s talking, his cock is teasing, caressing…I whimper and shift, needing more. He palms one breast and then both, twirling his wet fingers around my nipples. “When we fuck, I want you to watch, watch your gorgeous tits bounce as I find heaven in your pussy.” Again he teases, the girth of his hard shaft sliding over my folds. “I don’t want to use a condom with you ever again. Are you okay with that, feeling my cock inside your tight pussy?” *** Blackmailing my boss, the man with a panty-melting smirk and a reputation for being untamable, into posing as my date for my cousin’s wedding? What could possibly go wrong? Duncan Willis is everything I’m not: impossibly handsome, dangerously confident, and wrapped in a designer suit that hints at the power beneath. He’s the kind of man women fantasize about—and the kind who never looks twice at someone like me. Until I catch him in a compromising position. Suddenly, I have leverage. And I need a wedding date. But here’s the thing: He thinks I’m blackmailing him. He has no idea I’m falling right into his trap. Because Duncan doesn’t get forced—he gets even. And this weekend, in my childhood bedroom under my parents’ roof, the lines between fake dating and real desire are about to blur… until neither of us remembers this started as a lie.

His name Jimmy Andrean Adinata is most popular with business leaders. As well as the successor of the Adinata group, he is also the owner of a private television station in Indonesia. Especially since his father passed away two years ago, he has focused more and more on managing his family's business and his own television company. His mom (Angela) is a world famous designer. She even had a brand of her own for the product she was putting out. So Jimmy's life became more perfect and never lacked anything financially. His success in the business world versus his dating story. Because of a misunderstanding, he is cool with his wife. He almost even sued for divorce. But one inescapable fact was that he found that in this he was the one who had hurt his wife. After learning the truth, Jimmy tried to love his wife again. But what about his already disappointed his wife? And how is Jimmy supposed to subdue his wife?

Nama Jimmy Andrean Adinata sangat terkenal dikalangan para pebisnis. Sebagai penerus dari Adinata group, banyak orang yang sudah mengenalnya karena wajahnya sering muncul di layar kaca. Mamanya bernama Angela, seorang designer terkenal di dunia. Bahkan ia sudah memiliki brand sendiri untuk setiap produk yang dikeluarkan olehnya. Sehingga kehidupan Jimmy terasa sempurna tanpa kekurangan apapun dalam hal finansial. Kesuksesannya di dunia bisnis berbanding terbalik dengan kisah asmaranya. Sikap Jimmy selalu dingin atau bahkan tidak bersahabat dengan istrinya hanya karena sebuah kesalahpahaman. Namun saat sebuah fakta terungkap, penyesalan begitu dalam yang di rasakan Jimmy. Dari situlah perjuangan Jimmy untuk bisa menebus kesalahannya di mulai. Ia berusaha keras untuk kembali meraih cinta sang istri dan mendapatkannya kembali. Tapi bagaimana dengan istrinya yang sudah terlanjur sakit hati dan kecewa? Apakah ia akan memberikan Jimmy kesempatan kedua? Lantas bagaimana cara Jimmy untuk bisa menaklukkan hati sang istri? Ikuti kisahnya di sini! Cover By. Tia design