Funny Quotes About The Boss Novels & Stories

Roll your eyes" I can always replace lunch at dinner time. And regarding work, you know I can't leave it, how would I pay for the house? Now it's my turn to roll my eyes. This is a town where, even as a homeowner, you have to pay a monthly fee for always living here. Go town. Wow boss. The whole town is run by one person: the boss of the Russian mafia, or as many call it: The Boos. Few people have seen his face, few people know where he is, and few people know exactly what he does. I don't know what he does with all the money from the townspeople, since being so filthy rich I highly doubt he needs it. But hey, it's not like I'm going to ask. I've told you a thousand times that... "And I have

“Get out from here, it’s all because of your stupid books.” Micheal burst out laughing, tears swelling up in his eyes. Darreb leaned back on his chair, and smiled coldly, “ laugh all you want. I’m going to deduct all your bonus this quarter, and buy coffee and donuts for all staff of the company.” “I’m sorry boss!”

It is my boss! Most probably, the other three men are the stockholders of the company which is also I think are my boss' friends. The Chinky guy just shrugged his shoulders with a smile—seemingly restraining a laugh. While next to him just have a blank face and does not care about what is happening around him. And lastly, the one at the end has a smirk on his face. "Well. . .you can drag Lucas along, man," the latter teased my boss. He has a playful aura.

Danny replied with his voice quieter and almost hesitant. “As my what? What did you just say?” I cut in with a voice laced with bitterness, and I concluded with sarcastic laughter. “As my boss? The one who was always there just to tell me what to do, to make me feel guilty for things that weren’t even my fault? Is that the meaning of boss?” My hands clenched beside me. “I don't need you as a wall to just stand beside me and you can stop sponsoring me if you like.”

“But I heard rumors that our boss is very scary. Someone once went to the head office but swore to never go back there because of how the boss treated him.” “Those are just rumors. I also heard that our big boss does not know how to smile and is always looking at people coldly. But did you see that smile? I felt like spring has arrived when I saw it.” “Do you think our boss is taken?” one of the ladies who was known for her beauty throughout the company asked. Every man was almost lusting after her but she had never given them a second look. “Ha ha, do you want to embarrass yourself?” a senior worker laughed when she heard the beautiful lady.

He smiled sarcastically and then looked at all the other employees with a strange look. Everyone was waiting anxiously for the first word that would come out of the mouth of their new leader. Jordan looked at the entire line of employees with displeasure. "Do the right thing. As long as I'm here, those who can't work to my standards are ready to be expelled! ” That's the first sentence Jordan spoke to everyone there. They were surprised by what Jordan said on the first day he came and became the leader of Van Boss Jakarta. Without further ado, Jordan stepped past the Van Boss employees who were quite shocked by his boss's attitude.

He practically spat the words in my face. "I am no one's slave." I glared as hard as I could into those coal black eyes. Apparently I had been amusing for him because he responded with a laugh. "Oh Cheska, maybe not yet but in just a few minutes you will be!" "I would never be anyone’s slavel!" I spat into his face. He simply sighed and wiped it off. “The boss is one hundred percent more crazy than us. So yeah, if you wish to die early, it's your choice but if you behave, maybe he’ll let you live.”

His voice was filled with disbelief. Another maid gasped softly. “No way." I frowned. That was what shocked them? Not the fact that I had accused their boss of taking advantage of me. The thing they found unbelievable was that their boss was laughing? What kind of strange workplace was this? I honestly couldn't understand it. "This isn't funny," I snapped. “Stop laughing." "Oh my," he managed to say between laughs. His eyes remained closed as he tried to compose himself, but another laugh escaped him.

The Captain laughed at his junior’s remarks. “You may be the Bossman here, but I am ultimately your Boss.” The Captain punched his shoulder in an attempt to lighten the atmosphere.

She snapped back when she heard her boss’s sarcastic answer. “Are you perhaps paralysed Ms Stephen and Mr Wallace?” he said leaning on his chair. Not believing what had bestowed upon him. Were his employees so stupid to an extend that they did not knock off? Were they some kids to be dictated? Even if he was cruel, he would not let anyone work beyond their given time. “No sir” they both said in unison. “Then have I held your legs, such that it prevented you from going?” he said mockingly looking at the two idiots. They shook their heads.