Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes Eyes

Eyes puffy. Mascara smudged. Trying to pretend she wasn’t having the worst day of her life. She sniffed loudly into the camera. “I…I don’t understand why people think they can bully me!” she cried. Thousands of laughing emojis flooded the chat. She wiped her nose with a tissue, smearing makeup everywhere. “I am HAPPY, okay?!” She said it like she was begging the universe to believe her. Someone commented: *”Blink twice if you forced Adrian into the photoshoot.”*

“I’ll burn your retinas. You don’t want that.” He takes a deep cleansing breath in and out. “Your beauty is so worth losing my eyesight over,” he jokes. His words drip in sarcasm, but I giggle like a lovestruck lover with her panties. “It was so good to see you again, Lily. It’s unfortunate over this type of situation.”

I paused, scratching my nose. I could see Candra already fuming in anger... her face was already swelling up. It served her right. Twitching my eyebrows, I said, "Speaking of eyes, I'm sure he won't be able to look my way. So here's my advice, Why not try and make him use the one eye he has to stare at you, dead friend?" I began to laugh carelessly. I kept quiet for too long, and I was sure I didn't insult her, or did I?

He is wearing his casual wear today and I am glad that he matched his shirt with my white tank top. “Well, now you just ruined my mood,” I whined. He let out a chuckle and wiggle his brows. “I don’t think so,” he teased. “How so?” “Your eyes are smiling.” I rolled my eyes and scoffed. “How would you know that my eyes are smiling does it have its own lips?” He chuckled again and keep up with my pace towards the road outside their mansion. “Your eyes have this spark that I constantly ask myself if I am willing to be your slave.”

his voice was low and calm, I swallowed. His eyes roamed my face, " I'm trying but it's not working" he whispered. I noticed how pretty his eyes looked under the dim light and blurted out the first thing that came to mind, " your eyes are so pretty" he raised his eyebrows at me. " What?"" Your eyes are a healthy shade of green and then there's brown with it, so pretty and... hypnotising" I said. What are you saying????!

he explained. "Okay tell me. How can I make my eyes produce light." "So simple. Just close your eyes and then imagine them turning into a torch."he said. I did like how he said but nothing happened to my eyes. Laughing, "did you believe what I just said? You are so funny Artie."he said.

I said, smiling wickedly, “I’ve had the opposite problem.” He laughed harder at that than the joke deserved, mostly because it let him feel I was still playing rather than interrogating. Which I was. Both. Always both. “What kind of off?” I asked. He swallowed. “Eyes, for one. Not all the time. Only if the light catches them wrong. Or moonlight. They kind of...” He lifted a hand, searching for the right shape. “Flash. Catch strange. Not glowing, that sounds stupid, but too bright. Too alive. Like an animal’s eyes in headlights.”

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

“Thanks.” For some reason, Marvin was still staring at me. If he would stare any longer, I bet he could even find my pimples if I had them. “So...beautiful eyes,” I repeated, nervously. “Sometimes they’re brown, sometimes they’re green, sometimes yellow—“ Yes, this wasn’t going anywhere. Marvin laughed at me while I moved back, embarrassed. “You sound silly. My eyes are brown.” He mocked me. Well, this was embarrassing. “I know.”

Her eyes said it all— that's all we'll ever need you for. I threw my head back and laughed “You're surprisingly cute when you head is stuffed up with imaginations. ”