Funny Quotes Fall Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Zach snickered. "Then why aren't you there?" Keira smiled. "I was hungry, figured missing one practice would be fine. I mean I am the best one on the team, I need to give them time to catch up..." He laughed. I smiled at the pair thinking they would be an adorable couple. Keira glanced at me through her thick eyelashes, as if she needed help to talk to him. I have her a shrug and she rolled her eyes, as if we were having a private conversation. "Subtle guys..." Sophie broke the silence and we all laughed. The bell rang signalling the end of lunch, Keira and I headed towards the gym for PE, just as we reached the door it was swung open and I felt a sharp pain as I walked into what felt like a

“It will only take me a second to make you quit, and you will not prefer my method” Daisy felt his breath on her face while he was speaking. She felt a chill run down her spine as a result of his cold voice, which also left her feeling eerily gloomy. She felt apprehensive and agitated by the cold vibe he emitted as his comments reverberated throughout the lift.

“Be with someone who really cares about you.” “Yeah, yeah,” Vanessa said and forced a smile like Amber could see it. “Thank you. But I wish you waited until tomorrow to tell me. It’s Sunday and—” She chuckled “—You’re ruining God’s day for me.” Amber laughed. “Vanessa, every day is God’s day.” Vanessa laughed too, despite herself, and then she laughed some more, hard, for reasons she did not understand, until her guffaws finally died out when her migraines struck her. She winced.

I knew that I could die if I decided to slide down… But I would definitely die if I stayed here and waited for Dominique's man to shoot me. I pushed myself off the metal plates and slid down head-first. A scream broke through my throat as I fell, going faster and faster… My world went black. *** I woke up in almost absolute darkness. I was lying on my stomach. My body was pressed against the smooth metal surface of the ventilation tunnel. The long slide must have smoothened along the way, slowing down my fall and then halting me in this odd position where my head lay on the nearly flat part of the tunnel and my feet remained higher. I tried lifting myself to my hands and knees, and the pain

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“I do not fall.” There was a pause. “No,” he said calmly. “You just look very funny while slipping.” The line went dead. I stood there for a long time. Then I began laughing again. Because if I did not laugh, I might start screaming. The televisions behind me kept talking. The city kept moving and for the first time in my life, I understood what it felt like to be the joke. But jokes can turn dark very quickly and I am very good at dark.

“OH SHE HIT HER!” “TEN RATIONS ON THE HUMAN!” “TWENTY ON AVA!” “WHO IS TAKING BETS?” Rylan had both hands covering his face. “This is a disaster.” “This is amazing,” another wolf corrected. Nova backed away as Ava circled her. Every instinct she had was screaming at her. Not because of Ava. Because every single wolf in the room looked like they were having the time of their lives. “Why are you people enjoying this so much?”

Could he really be going to buy you jewelry? Anna was straightforward and had a fiery temper. In her own words, "Life is short, why should I be unhappy? Cry if you to want to cry, curse of you want to curse, laugh if you're happy, and never use your brain if you can use your hands. Using your brain is tiring and will shorten your life." "You think..." Hazel was about to say to that Anna was thinking too much, but suddenly remembered what Grandpa had said, and stopped herself, looking at Jack's tall figure, her heart beating faster.

She accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell on the ground face down. "Haha!" Bethany couldn't hold it in. She was laughing like crazy and the car was filled with her laughter. Zayn glanced at her. His heart got soft seeing her laughing face, “What's So funny?” “Danica fell face down onto the ground, it was hilarious”, Bethany replied as she wiped away the tears around her eyes. “And the comments are so funny!" "Is that so?” Zayn answered coolly. He didn't seem too interested in the video.