Funny Quotes Fall Novels & Stories

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

As we climbed onto our logs, we started a friendly banter and it devolved into insults… Baylor: “I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a statement smarter than that.” Kenneth: “If you’re gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.” Mitchum: “I bet you were up all night trying to come up with that one.” Baylor: “It’s pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out.” Mitchum: “Yo mama!” and with that he fell off his log at 1 hour 27 minutes. I looked at Kenneth and continued.

"Oh please, like you even know what it takes to be a boss. You probably couldn't even handle a basic Excel spreadsheet." "Coming from someone who probably thinks a PowerPoint presentation is their biggest accomplishment." Adrienne's eyes narrowed, her smirk turning into a devious smile. "You know what they say about assumptions, right? They make an ass out of 'u' and 'mptions.' Trust me, you're an expert at that." Linc raised an eyebrow, his expression unyielding. "Says the queen of cliché quotes. You should consider a career in motivational posters." Adrienne feigned surprise, her voice laced with sarcasm.

She huffed in annoyance, "You're no fun. Anyway, you know who's coming back to town?" "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking, isn't it?" Her gaze narrowed at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, my dear Camiela." "That's not the full quote, my dear Shirley," I mocked. "Then what is?" My gaze fell to the floor as my elbow hit my purse, causing it to tumble onto the ground and send all my belongings pouring out. I groaned in annoyance and stood kneeling down to pick it up. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit—"

Daniel exclaimed. "Ha-ha-ha! That's right!" the teenage children replied in unison. They all laughed in agreement. Daniel then began to make silly jokes that made Stefany laugh out loud. "What did you say just now, Daniel?" Stefany asked while trying to control her laughter. Daniel chuckled, "He-he-he. I just said, "if these leaves could talk, maybe they would protest because they have to fall every autumn." "So the leaves are sad, like that?" Marsha laughed. "Oh, Daniel, you always come up with something."

I said, averting my gaze, not wanting to look him in the eyes and be sucked in by his feigned guilt and cuteness. Attempting to walk away, I didn't take into account the wet floor and ended up falling on my ass. They both tried to stifle their horrified laughs but it sneaked out anyway and if this shit didn't hurt right now, I would've been whooping their asses with a spatula. With my hands supporting me against the counter, I stood up, limping because my ankle felt twisted from the fall. Nothing serious tho, but I could really use a fucking nap. Lilith crackled, pointing at my lower half. "Uncle Killian peed himself!"

I say between laughs. “She’s fallen and she can’t giddy up,” Cassandra taunts, only making herself laugh harder with a resounding snort. She clutches the bar trying not to fall down as her body is wracked by laughs, and at this point, I’m fucking gone. That epic snort that would shame a farm of pigs was the final nail in my coffin. “My god you two are hopeless,” I hear a familiar voice tsk on the other side of the bar. That shouldn’t be as funny as I find it, and yet all I can do is laugh like a hyperactive dolphin.

Hazel loses her balance and falls back, a puff of dandelion fuzz rises up as she falls, blinking in confusion. My lips twitch upward. "Being unfair has its benefits." Hazel glares at me, only adding to my amusement. Then I feel something hit my ankle— hard. Before I can steady myself, my feet lose their footing on the slanted earth and I fall down in the flowers, another puff of white fuzz floats in the air. A cackling laugh reaches me, I look up with narrowed eyes at the girl who's struggling to control her laugh as she looks at me. "That wasn't funny," I say stermly.

But dammit the shit was funny … Asher didn’t get it but Aspen was falling off the chair laughing. So Em said: “F. O. T. C. L.” “Oh god don’t spell.” Mickey complained who was also well past the point of buzzed and headed to drunk. She rubbed her temples with her fingers as if she was trying to stave off a headache. “PLASTERED.” Em ticked and shook her head. “CRYING!!” Aspen said, still laughing. Em got to laughing too and so did Sylvia. Asher was still confused and Rainn was just smiling.

“What is funny?” “You’re so cool, so collected all the time, never showing who you really are. You don’t let any people close to you. I get it, you have a past, you have your secrets, more than most people. It’s funny that someone like you doesn’t realize that other people might have secrets, too.” “Atlas, I’ve no idea what you’re talking about, I think you’re drunk.” “I’m not drunk, I’m just disappointed, yet again, that my best friend keeps lying to me.”