Funny Ron Weasley Novels & Stories

"Robin, why don't you go clean up? Hot and sweaty looks good on you, but clean and sexy looks even better." She turned and stuck her tongue out at me. "Spoil sport." Still, she took my advice and headed in, but not before pulling Ron's head down for a quick kiss. I definitely spotted tongue. Bad girl. I released my girls, and sent them off ahead of us. "We're right behind you." Ron and I just looked at each other for a minute, then we both broke out in embarrassed laughter. "Damn, that's one hellion, you've got there." Ron laughed.

We ordered a bowl of noodles with a few slices of grilled meat and a sprinkling of vegetables. We laughed when Caroline told us about a funny incident that happened to Ronald when we were little. When Ronald, with his cool attitude, rides a bicycle and pretends to do acrobatic stunts with it, but instead falls into the drain in front of the house and has to feel sewer water all over his stinking body. We had finished a large portion of noodles, and it seemed that Caroline had fallen in love with the noodles here, as evidenced by her adding another portion and finishing it at an amazing rate. Caroline loves to eat, but her body never stretches an inch, something all women dream of.