Funny Ron Weasley Novels & Stories

We talked for so long thar by this time we were both lying down on the blanket when I laughed so hard, tears came out of my eyes. "W-what? C-come ag-again? Yo-you're scared of spiders?! Ronan. The big, tough Alpha, is sca-scared of spiders?" I said in between my laughter. I think my belly button is going to fall off. My laughter died down a bit upon seeing the glare Ronan was sending me accompanied with very bright red cheeks of his but it only sent me into another fit of laughter. "Are you gonna stop or what?" I just giggled then suddenly he smirked which made me stop. He got up slowly and started to make his towards me and my eyes widened in recognition.

Beth asked. "Oh, nothing, I mean, well,...no, nothing really, I'd say it does look better, I mean like a shiny new penis for Ron." and then the giggles came again, and this time Beth couldn't help but to join in. Ron didn't get the joke, but nonetheless found himself guffawing right along with them.

For the first time in forever, I actually had a friend—a real friend who wasn't just hanging around because they wanted to climb the social ladder or get in good with my grandmother or fuck my big brother. "We are going to have so much fun," I muttered, imagining all the trouble we could get into once things calmed down. But then, my thoughts drifted away from Violet and landed squarely on the other person who had made a scene in that room. Ron. I sat up, my smile fading as I thought about the way he had looked. Usually, Ron was the bubbly one. He was the guy with the quick jokes and the easy smile, the one who always had a witty comeback ready to lighten the mood. He was the balance to Dant

Of course not at all. "Be ready to handle the bundle full of craziness" she added with a smirk showing that he doesn't know even one per cent about her at all. "If this is your craziness, I would love to know about it more" he replied and smiled broadly. "Five minutes over" Ron screamed, breaking their cute moment. Alex rolled his eyes and came outside with a large pout making everyone laugh at him. "I will surely give you something," Alex said to Ron. "A grand brand new watch and will take its cell out so that time doesn't move in it" he added, making everyone laugh at his comment. Clara again lowered her lids with his words. He is too shameless.

Xander's tone was very light. But his words were still very intimidating. "Xander, don't worry. I won't hurt a defenseless girl." Ron smiled. He then filled Xander's glass with wine again. "I've told you, what I want to do is to take Abigail away from you. I want you to experience the feelings of having your wife taken away." Ron had a nickname in this circle that terrified people which was Lunatic Hagrid! The way he did things was so crazy that no one could predict it.

Leaning on the counter, Jessie replied, "Find him a girlfriend. He can cook and make out at the same time. Problem solved." Ronny burst out laughing so hard his stomach hurt. "Jessie, that's hilarious! I'm definitely trying that next time." Jack couldn't help but laugh too when he saw Jessie laughing. Harry's eyes narrowed with amusement. "No one does deadpan humor like Jessie. She says it with a straight face but it's pure comedy gold." "I was being serious," Jessie said with mock seriousness. Ronny laughed even harder, shaking from head to toe with the garlic still in his hand.

"It hasn't." "It has." "It hasn't." "It has!" Ronan quietly changed the subject before either child noticed the tears threatening to form in my eyes. Bless that man. Lunch that afternoon was louder than usual. The boys had somehow convinced Ronan to tell them embarrassing stories about himself. Most of them sounded fake. One involved him accidentally setting a classroom curtain on fire. Another involved stealing a goat because he thought it was a dog. "I'm telling you," he said dramatically, "it barked."

But the moment our eyes met, she looked away. “Did you drug the food? Why did they specially bring it over?” I asked loudly, making sure Ronan heard me. He chuckled. “Isn't your paranoia a little too exaggerated? If I wanted to drug you, I will shove it down your throat. No need asking someone else.” I arched an eye brow, grabbed a drumstick and hurled it at him. It sailed over the table and he caught it cleanly. “They're at it again.” A girl giggled. “It's so hot when they fight. I don't even know who to stan.”

“My bad.” Rona reached for the purse around her neck. “I have coke?” Rona’s concerning joke was enough for me to hide my face in embarrassment. “What?” Tiffany asked. Going above and beyond with jokes was another thing only Rona could do. I couldn’t even keep count of how many times I reminded her not to joke around my dad or my brother. “She’s just kidding. She’s not serious.” I told Tiffany, who cracked a smile after hearing my words. She threw back her head as she went into fits of laughter and seemed like a completely different person.

“And what did you expect?” I shrugged under the blanket. “Cold. Cruel. Like… I don’t know, a werewolf?” He chuckled, and Christ, the sound was warm. It curled through me in a way that made me laugh too, the sound surprising both of us. I hadn’t laughed like that in forever — messy, shaky, like it had been locked away. “See?” Ronan leaned back, smirking faintly. “Not so bad.” “Don’t push your luck.”