Funny Ron Weasley Novels & Stories

And there was Vienna, standing neatly by his side, looking annoyingly perfectly clean. “What the hell happened?” I asked, my voice a mixture of shock and disbelief. “Umm… he tried to bake,” Vienna said in a tiny, irritating voice. “It… it became messy.” I couldn’t help it. My eyes flicked back to Ronan. He looked ridiculous… flour in his hair, a streak across his cheek. I tried to hold it in. I tried. “Don’t you dare laugh!” he barked, and I nearly choked on my own giggle.

“Didn’t you say you wanted to fight? Let me see you fight in this form, hehe.” The baby squealed and a tiny spark of white lightning zapped Ron’s cheek. It didn’t hurt, but it was enough to make his hair puff slightly, earning gasps and muffled laughter from those around. Hearing everyone laugh, the baby giggled louder this time, lightning harmlessly flickering around his tiny fingers and the entire room erupted in laughter. Even Ron couldn't help but laugh as he looked down at his little spark of chaos. He just wished Zedekiel was here to witness all this.

His eyes narrowed. “This doesn’t look like me,” he said, lifting the paper. “It does.” “Do I look like an angry potato?” When my eyes fell on it, I couldn’t help my laugh either. She’d drawn the direct opposite of him, worse with two horns on his head. Naughty child. The cartoon character that she’d drawn looked nothing like Ronan yet it was impressive. “Yes, bad uncle. You look like an angry potato.” He let out a disbelieving chuckle and returned his attention to his files. “Unbelievable.”

“Don’t be, Ronnie. He was your man” “ I was foolish to fall for him” I insisted. “That’s okay Ron” she cooed. “I am so stupid” I added. “Shut up Ronnie” she said imitating my voice and I laughed. Sparkle loves joking, to calm me down and she knew how to laugh, how to comfort, how to chide, even how to advise. Sometimes I just feel I was lucky to be born a werewolf. “Thank you Spar…….” My stomach churned and I doubled over, feeling nauseous. I could feel the contents of what I ate rushing up.

“You’re my responsibility. And also… don’t scare me like that. I nearly beat the healer up earlier, even though she was doing her job.” The words struck me, the combination of seriousness and understated humor so distinctly Ronan that I couldn’t help it. My chest loosened with laughter, and I lost it entirely. The sound burst out of me... raw, unrestrained, a mix of relief, amusement, and the residual adrenaline of the last two weeks. I laughed until my sides hurt, until I could feel the vibration of the car beneath me, until I could barely catch my breath.

Leon suddenly becoming serious out of the blue was funny. “Is this some kind of joke?” I said, shaking my head as I picked up my fork again, poking at the half-eaten pancake on my plate. The laugh felt forced, though, because deep down, something about his face told me this wasn't funny to him. Leon's expression soured right away, his eyes narrowing as he pushed his plate aside. Annoyance flashed across his features, the lines around his mouth deepening. “This isn't a joke, Ronan,' he snapped at me. “I need you to take this seriously.”

We were in that room about 2 hours Yin and I were the last to leave, I will seem crazy I have less than 24 hours knowing him, but I really feel a pretty nice person and above all close to me, although serious but nice. As I was about to pick up my belongings I saw Ronan look at me again, but on his face there was an expression of anger that was fully visible, I couldn't help but think. —He's getting a little cuckoo on his head. I couldn't stop a little laugh from coming out of me and Yin noticed it exclaiming him continuously... —What's the point?.. At the moment I hid my face as fast as I could, but... —Hope, I am so funny. I want to have fun too.

He tried to mask his fears, but I could see them shining brightly under the light of the burning sun “Come on, king.” Wraith finally broke the silence. He let out a chuckle, but his voice cracked around the edges. “It's not like that. It was supposed to be funny.” “Am I laughing?” No. I wanted to answer for them, but with the way Wraith gulped, I liked to think he already got the memo. “Have you ever known me to crack jokes?” “No, but I….” “Just answer the damned question.” Ronan snarled.

“Maybe you should feed her too. You know, just in case she’s forgotten how to use a fork.” Siddh blinked at me, clearly confused, but Ron smirked like he was enjoying the show. “Oh, Vihan,” Ron said, clapping me on the back. “Always the comedian.” Yeah, hilarious. Someone get me a trophy. Devil!! Satan! Monster!! They were practically falling over themselves to serve her, and she was smiling at both of them like they were knights in shining armor. Meanwhile, I was stuck watching this farce unfold from a distance. “Unbelievable,” I muttered under my breath.

Audrey decided to rest her head from worrying and focus on the conversation that was now going on between the luna, the two Alphas and the two Betas who were always asked into the conversation effortlessly. Ron seemed to be charming her parents even though she had no idea what he was doing that they were laughing and smiling all at the same time. She did not find any of his jokes funny and she saw his acts as a portrayal of his arrogance. The aplomb with which he did some things jarred her and she hated that she was almost inconsequential next to him. He was taking all the shine and she was pretending that she did not care or give two shits about anything he did.