Funny Scary Stories Novels & Stories

"We're not going to shift here and bite you in your ass." "Unfortunately, we can't shift in broad daylight," Vance said, smirking at me. "But it doesn't mean we can't sense the fear that eating you up right now." I gulped, encouraging myself mentally to go on. "Yes, I'm—— I'm scared. Who wouldn't if I'm here talking to monsters who eat human flesh?!" They both looked at each other in confusion. Then they burst out laughing. I blinked my eyes at the two of them, obviously offended that they were mocking me.

, I screamed. "What??!", I heard dad ask from behind me. I quickly turned to see he was with mum. I sighed a bit in relieve. "We can't stay here..", I started repacking the boxes. "Let's go home..", I was almost pleading. I didn't want to wait and find out what goes on after midnight! Dad laughed a bit before walking up to par my back. "You don't believe those crazy stories do you?". Elmore had always been famous for all it's horror stories.

I asked when I looked at her hiding behind me looking so frightened. "I can't, I can't watch the movie. It's too scary and bloody." She pointed out and I couldn't help but laugh. "Hahaha, is that a joke?" I started laughing again because this is ludicrous. "Are you serious? A ghost is scared of a little horror movie, isn't it ironic?" "You can laugh all you want but it's really scary and I just wanted a simple fun movie." I mean, I don't want to laugh at her but I couldn't help it.

Jones stared at Claire as she whispered, “What happened next?” Suddenly, she was a little girl again. He used to tell her scary stories about werewolves, vampires, fae, and warlocks. May hated it, but he couldn’t say no when his little niece looked up at him with big eyes and asked so politely for a story. He would always stopped at the climax, sighed dramatically, and say that it’s too scary. She would grab his hand and say she wasn’t scared, that she would be brave. She would ask, so excited, “What happened next?”

“F*ck! I was scared to death!” “When I suddenly saw this, I was so scared that I almost fell off my chair!” “So what if I fell off my chair? I was so scared that I almost peed!” “She really looks like a female ghost in a horror movie!” “Hahaha! I’m dying of laughter. There was actually someone who was so scared that she peed! But it was indeed very scary. It was too scary!” “I feel like the judge has the potential to be a horror movie director. This scene was really scary!”

She tugged the paper behind her, adjusting her sitting position so she face him properly, her bland expression quickly masked up with delight. "Should I tell you another story of the vengeful ghost animal?" Toby faked a scowl before breaking into guffaws, his mum smiled at him as she watched him laugh out so hard. "C'mon mum! No!" He bawled out. She quirked her brows up with a smirk formed on her lips, "what? Are you scared?” "No...it isn't even scary, more like funny and that was kinda exhilarating." he countered. She stretched her lips into a full smile, sighing in deep relief, “great! I'm glad you feel relieved. Life is already too short to live in fear so instead of thinking about weary

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His cold expression held no traces of fear as he glanced between his friends, from the couple among them to those who were always at each other's throats. “Signing an online form to consent to consensual-non-consensual sex with strangers isn't the wildest thing we’ve done together.” He scolded but Mike was so fear-stricken that he refused to be shut up. “Yeah, but not in a fucking haunted mansion—” “I said it’s not a fucking haunted mansion,” Gem interrupted him, kicking him in his shin. Mike groaned in pain and she quickly rushed to him, her hand wrapped around him. “Are you alright?”

She just wanted to leave this place as soon as possible. Travis Blake suddenly stopped, but he didn’t put her down. The corner of his mouth lifted slightly as he said, “Are you afraid of watching horror movies? What about ghost stories? Imagine countless hands reaching out from the cemetery graves in the middle of the night. They grab your feet, and behind the tombstones lie the ghosts of the dead.” Hailey looked at Travis Blake, horrified. With such a blank face, this man was talking to her about horror movies and ghost stories in a cemetery!

By now, we’ve all had more than a few drinks, and we’re halfway between tipsy and passed out. “Let’s tell scary stories,” Laura, one of my friends, suggests. “Are you sure that’s a good idea?” Kara asks. “These woods are spooky at night. I have to be able to sleep, you know.” “Maybe we should call one of those hunky forest rangers for you,” I suggest with a laugh. “He’d better bring a friend,” Laura says. “Or twelve,” Diana, another friend of mine, adds. We all laugh, and Laura starts in on the first story about night walkers, ghostly figures who march through the forest.