Funny Sentences That Make No Sense Novels & Stories

he tried to explain “I got it “ I cut him short “Are you saying that I am not funny?” He crossed his arms “No…you are “ I lied. I mean, wasn’t that joke weird? It didn’t even make any sense. He didn’t just know how to say funny things. “You didn’t laugh” he noted “I do not like laughing, remember?” I smiled awkwardly using the same lines from the last time he made an awful joke. I noticed that he just kept staring at me.

The dark comedy of the situation lay in these students losing themselves so deeply in make-believe that they created something unintentionally ridiculous. I tried not to laugh as Killian just shook his head in bewilderment as he grinned at me, his eyes glittering in the dim light, "What the hell they're still on this. Sorry, Ruby I forgot to remind this jerks to clean up and fix their lose shits,"

At some point, I had to let them go so he could hear them, yes; the tension of laughter has been building in me ever since I asked him if, he was going to throw me to the sharks. "Hahaha! Why are you laughing? You must be dreaming, you funny fellow! There are no sharks in that tiny spring. Hey, come on, stop dreaming of the impossible!" His sense of humour caused more laughter among us. "Okay then, fine! I agree with you on that, there are no sharks, I accepted. Now, what about alligators? Are there no alligators in that spring? Are you going to deny that also?" "No, I won't deny that which is why I'm going to feed you to them. I think you will make a good meal for them, what do you think ab

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A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Matt jumped in laughing. "There's no point in laughing, it will only prove how much of a macho man you are. I mean macho macho,macho man you've got to be, a macho man macho, macho man you've got to be." Grey teased, making some funny gestures with his hands. “Did you hear that?” Killian turned to Matt, laughed and shook his head. Matt willed himself not to laugh at his joke but it was already hard as he ended up giving a husky laugh at his words.

She asked and they really laughed at that. One even held his knees because he couldn't believe this girl. Was she that funny or was she pretending to be funny? Another one sat next to her looking at her like she had lost it as he laughed. They laughed until their eyes were tearly from the laughter. "Oooi, my ribs. Hey, please don't make me laugh anymore. What if you know how many guns we have? What will you do? Ha ha ha! How many guns do we have? Ha ha ha! You... you... you are... you are so... so. funny!" He couldn't even form a coherent sentence as he laughed himself to satisfaction.

INNOCENT AND NOT. Claire burst into a laugh at what Cain said to her. When her eyes caught Cain's again, she laughed more hysterically. It was such a laugh that one laughed without one's eyes. It sounded very fake and dry like it was forced from an empty barrel. "You make me laugh," Claire said after her laughter had died down. "Nothing is funny, I am dead serious." Cain made her know. "Then this should be fun. You want me out, but I won't be out. Better not be a chicken when doing things. I don't want to be bored out."

"Fuck, I'm going to be bald!" Valerie laughed so hard that she had her hands crossed over her stomach. "Why do you think I sent it to the group chat?" Kieran was amused too. A humorous misunderstanding could make people laugh for a long time. After a while, Julian grew embarrassed. "Stop laughing. It's not funny." "I'm going to get my hair done tomorrow, Julian. Do you want to come with me and get some hair implants ahead of time?" "Oh, fuck off." Julian took his phone and left the place.

It would sound rude. So I just stared hard on the wall trying to think of something that made sense while he waited on the line. “Errmm… we could just chill. Nothing much” I thought I was making sense. I thought what I said had meaning because for some time the line was quiet again before he burst out laughing so hard. I could literally envision his chest moving as he laughed. “whats funny” “Chill with my daughter's close friend? Huh?” The moment he said it, that was when I paused and rethought what I'd just said.