Funny Sentences That Make No Sense Novels & Stories

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

He said, "Then tell me how my words can cause trouble." "Saying something that shouldn't be said will cause you trouble." Lucas calmly looked at George. "Haha!!!" George suddenly burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke.

I would have laughed out loud, if it wasn’t for the seriousness in his tone and voice, because what he just said didn’t make a damn sense to me. It was stupid In fact, these were the twenty-first century, not so olden days. “Brian, you need to chill that is stupid and impossible,” i said as I chuckled

Half an hour later when all of them were drunk leaving their rudy and feisty friend sober, they were on the top of the world. "Y'all my son got mad at me for saying he couldn't use the IPad and he looks at me and just goes 'fake eyelashes!' like what? Dude, at least they are not fake than your smile in every family photo." Serena said lost in deep thoughts. All of them except Billina laughed loudly. "I have another one..." said Paul. "Why is naked pronounced naked but baked is not pronounced baked?" he asked making a confusing face. "Woah! Good one, dude," said Niall while the rest of them laughed.

“Do you like jokes?” “I do,” I said. He told me one about a duck in a library that made no sense and made perfect sense because he laughed so hard at the end that he forgot the last word and had to start again. Emma rolled her eyes and said she had a better one, and then her punchline was the same as Eli’s by accident and they both laughed until Stella smiled, and I had to look down for a second because the feeling in my chest was too much. When the laughter faded, Emma picked at a crumb and looked up. “Where do you live?”

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

"Come on. I'm driving you home." The car ride dissolved into a blur of streetlights and my own uncontrollable laughter at something that, in hindsight, was not actually that funny: a story about one of the donors' terrible toupee, told with far more enthusiasm than the material deserved. I was mid-sentence, gesturing wildly, when my stomach staged its own sudden, undeniable rebellion.

Steve asked. " If you do not stop this nonsense now Steve, I will call the medical people to take you. What nonsense are you saying?" " You call it nonsense?" " Yes, I do. Whatever doesn't make sense is nonsense. So, I call it nonsense. There is nothing much there. " " In every nonsense, there is a sense." " You are still holding on to this." " That is because I am damn serious!" " Are you shouting at me?" " Didn't mean to. "

Hearing him, Harold said, "Hmm hmm I understand I understand everything. By the way brother, I never thought that you would take it seriously what I said yesterday. You really take it." Rhino looked at him confused. Rhino said in a serious voice, "What do you mean? What did you say yesterday?" Harold again smiled mischievously and uttered, " Yesterday's kiss make and shake and flow an electricity throughout your body." After saying that, both Edith and Harold laughed out loud. And Rhino looked at them with frowned eyes. Rhino said, looking on the other side, "So much nonsense. I just don't get it, how do you come up with the world's best nonsense words!"

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.